Nova-Caine Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 I swear the most hilarious thing about this thread is that...we found out pretty fast who has never had sex. The answer is anybody who has answered yes.Read our ages sweetheart!!!
captain peroxide Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 I'm pretty sure I have actually, albeit by accident. I think Basket Case or something came on the iPod on shuffle and my ex rolled her eyes because I looked so excited about it.
She-Loves-Him Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Nope.Not yet anyways, now I've been given ideas.
Spark of Insanity Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 ^^^That's all well and good its just remembering to scream out the right name...Oh yeah, that is very important. Just remember to sleep with a guy named Billie, Fink, or any of the other members if you please.
Bastard of 1967 Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 I masturbate to Welcome to Paradise all the time. You stole what would have been my smart-ass answer: "No, but I've jerked off to Longview"
Dylan. Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 I'm pretty sure I have actually, albeit by accident. I think Basket Case or something came on the iPod on shuffle and my ex rolled her eyes because I looked so excited about it.I can totally picture that Alex. She's sitting there blowing you and you start going "SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE CREEPS!!!!" Hahahahahaha. Let me ask you dude, did Green Day make you cum faster than she did? :lol:
Kryssi. Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Actually, I'd much like to get off from the sounds of Tre orgasming in front of me.
Nova-Caine Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Actually, I'd much like to get off from the sounds of Tre orgasming in front of me. See this is why I love you Well Isabel I have a Fink mask I could lend you, that might make it a bit more enjoyable then you can really imagine it's short stuff See an example of the shit that I pray the band never reads....
NoVaCaInE! Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 It's possible to have children without having sex. How do you explain Jesus Christ? Either it's immaculate conception or God has really good aim.lmao that reminds me once i was in primary school and the teacher was explaining about how jesus is the son of god and mary and all that and i said "so god and mary were like an item? "She said yes And no, ive not had sex to green day .................................. yet Imagine having sex to jaded, itd be like.. *HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP* really fast. that's if you're like me and feel da beat
IscoredWaddlesgoals Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Actually, I'd much like to get off from the sounds of Tre orgasming in front of me. I thought the judge said you weren't allowed to do that anymore ? :wink:
Dylan. Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 lmao that reminds me once i was in primary school and the teacher was explaining about how jesus is the son of god and mary and all that and i said "so god and mary were like an item? "She said yes And no, ive not had sex to green day .................................. yet Imagine having sex to jaded, itd be like.. *HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP* really fast. that's if you're like me and feel da beat Yeah it would be like fucking in double time. LOL.
Kryssi. Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 See this is why I love you See an example of the shit that I pray the band never reads.... It's so true though. I love you, too. I'm getting worried for him come Rocktober.
Nova-Caine Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 It's so true though. I love you, too. I'm getting worried for him come Rocktober.Shush ffs he might be reading this....
piratepalmer Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Tullys ok with that? haaha Who said anyfink about Tulley......? :whistling:
Kryssi. Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Shush ffs he might be reading this.... Ha, oh shit. I guess I should go into hiding right about now then?
Dylan. Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 fuck yeah triple postNeeds to learn how to hit it and quit it.
eighteen Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 I have and of course it's awesome. I mean doesn't listening to Green Day make every activity better?
Moxy Crimefighter Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 Needs to learn how to hit it and quit it. LOL mix-a-lot moment.
Dylan. Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 LOL mix-a-lot moment. Hahahaha :lol: I was so glad somebody got the reference.
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