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I sort of understood where the reviewer was going with EJN about Christians not being able to have kids, I think he got it off of "I want to know who's allowed to breed," and then Billie refers to the "dogs" again. I disagree with what the reviewer was saying, but I think that's what he was referring to. The problem is, I think that's what the majority of conservative Catholics and Christians are thinking when they see this new album. I found it funny that the reviewer misinterpreted pretty much every lyric, including the religious ones. He even didn't understand or realize the positive spin of the end of the album, in his mind it just ended with American Eulogy somehow. Topless Gloria you say? :eyebrows: <drives out to Best Buy>

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:lol: Wow. That's nothing. On one of White Zombie's album they have zombie women that are full blown topless and are showing everything. That is just a face shot. Some people these days :rolleyes:
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Christians like that never fail to make me laugh :lol:

AND ON NOES BOOBS! WTF? Who cares? Boobs are seen all the fucking time on TV. Makes me still wonder why dicks are censored and boobs aren't.

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lol at the ending summary. But they do kinda make sense with the anger green day puts into the album. They failed on EJN. The song is about HYPOCRITES of religions not entirely every religious person!

Another thing, Green Day is showing the realities of the world through this rock opera and they've obtained this through experience and maturity.....something this reviewer failed to recognize.

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:lol: What a laugh!

Here's the topless Gloria(mind you, you can't really see anything). Side boob.

I don't think pornographic pictures like that are allowed on here :ermm:

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hahaha but i can't really see the side boob at all....can't even recognize what direction her body's facing

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If that's a naked girl there...you gotta be fucking kidding me... :down: (seriously, that's not a naked girl... <.<)

Oh well, author of that text is clearly biased at them for some reason.

So I don't think he'll enjoy 56,000 emails with ¡Tu Hermana! in them... :whistling:

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LOL this article doesn't even make sense, they're just using broken lyrics to try and write something :/

And I seriously do not get the bit about urging people not to have children.

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:lol:.. that's pretty much all I get from that review.

And I really don't get the censoring.. I mean, if you write f--- everybody is gonna read it as fuck because it's just natural to read words in stead of letters and f--- really isn't a hard puzzle to solve. So why bother censoring at all? What's the big deal of actually seeing the word spelled out? Everyone fucks, even Christians who appearantly are not allowed to have kids anymore because Billie Joe says so :o

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Haha...nice read :lol: So, now we know that Green Day are angry anarchists, using bad words that have to be cencored and forbidding people to have children... yeeeah :pinch:

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"Unlike some artists who grow in maturity with time, Green Day seems trapped in a perpetual adolescence, ever more infatuated with the "romantic" anarchic ideal of burning it all to the ground. "

Thank fuck for that.

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"it's hard at times to discern whom they hate more: Me, you, themselves, God, politicians or America in general"

omg they are trying to turn them into marilyn manson. all they are doing is proving green days point that in an ignorant mind religion holds us back as it prevents us from questioning our lives. (no offence to any religious people - in certain people having a faith makes you a better person)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I needed a good laugh today! Wow that was classic! Oh wait he was actually being serious??? That makes it even better!! Loved the censorship of bastards! :D

But seriously, I think a 5th grader could right a better review and actually understand what the message of the album is supposed to be. I'm surprised that he didn't say, "If you listen to this...uh... cacophony of hatred and blasphemy...uh...God will SMITE YOU!!!!"

I vote Adam Holz to be June's "That Guy of the Month" award.

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Omg that was hilarious :lol:

But come on, at least TRY to understand the concept a bit. And write Billie's name right, 's not that hard, is it? xD

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Now THAT is the most abysmal failure I have ever seen. In the very first sentence I had to laugh, they said "Billy Joe"!!! :lol: Wow. And they called the song "The Static." Way to be, people. It was an eyebrow-raiser, that one. And what the fuck, they haven't matured? That is absolute bullshit. The fact that the writer got Billie's name, the song titles, and the lyrics WRONG says it all. They have no ideawhat they're talking about, at all.

I'm surprised that he didn't say, "If you listen to this...uh... cacophony of hatred and blasphemy...uh...God will SMITE YOU!!!!"

Yeah, I agree! :lol: I expected it to end that way, haha.

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ahahah, EJN telling chirstians not to have children?

Gloria toppless? i have yet to see it *runs to check album art*

i got a kick out of this article...kinda says the same stuff my mom was yelling at me about (the pure anger of the album).

but hell i love it all, the good and the band (although i can't find any bad!)

hahah "maturity" :lol: this band is the 'pinup girl' of evolving maturity in a record.

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Yeah, our good old friend Billy Joe. :rolleyes:

Before they started writing such bullshit, they should have done a bit of researching... Typing in "know your enemy lyrics" in Google isn't that hard at all.

Here's the topless Gloria(mind you, you can't really see anything). Side boob.
:o Green Day aren't just violent anarchists who probably want to burn the whole White House down, they are even selling porn! :o Shame on Green Day and thanks for clearing that up christian reviewer. :thumbsup:
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:lol: Funny...

Why did the person even listen to the album if they were gonna be offended by almost every sentence?

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