klytaemnestra Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 "Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings."- Tré.It was on...and interview during the warning era I think. I forgot which show it was on though. It was something like "ego's and icons"green day's top 5 gardening tips.
Tubbie Head Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 I really like this conversation from the radio interview at Modern Rock Live. 97Billie: What do you wear in bed, Tre?Tre: You, baby..
DeJennsitized Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 "Hey! You American Idiot!""... It's MISTER American Idiot to you..."I haven't checked the quote section yet, but I just like this quote so much, it's so funny how BJ says thatduring a Foxboro show Me too Made me smile when I watched it.
DeJennsitized Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 I love the Howard Stern interview from 1997. There are so many good quotes in there. "Actually I was gonna open up my own foster home...and fill it myself." (Mike)"My body's pretty much all one big inside joke." (Billie, when asked about his tattoos)"I don't spend any of my money anyway, so...bought my mum a house, I'll buy my daughter a house...I'll buy you a house..." (Mike)"I'm a complete idiot." (Tre)
minority29 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 how about"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem." - Billie"I'm down with JC. He's cool." - Tre (when asked about Jesus Christ)"It's not about the way you pick your nose its where you place the booger that counts" - Trethe first Tre quote made me laugh so hard lol! and Billie's quote is pretty funny too.
Alex. Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 wasn't it mike who said he's 'down with jc', not tre?
giantbbtstraw789 Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Mike: 90% of the human population is retarded.Tre: Faust fick means something very bad, but it's in German, so it's ok to say it./How're your twigging berries hanging?-modern rock live '97i'll ad more when i get home..
spark in the night Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Billie: "have you ever ate a clump of a woman's period before?"Tre: "yeah actually..."-Egos and Icons
Guest LusciousZ Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Billie: "have you ever ate a clump of a woman's period before?"Tre: "yeah actually..."-Egos and IconsThat's my favorite too!!!!!!!!!!!!i think i may have used it in real life on several occasions...Tre: Faust fick means something very bad, but it's in German, so it's ok to say it./What the hell does faust fick mean?i watched a porn not too long ago called "faust fick" and now i'm really curious... i think it has something to do with either anal sex or dead people though..
Spider Tre Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 'Get the fuck out of my fucking garden!' - Billie
Hermione Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Mike (on Insomniac): "They're songs about bestiality, Satanism and self-torture. We're big fans of all that crazy S&M shit. When we're not spending hundreds of dollars a week on dominatrix services, we heat up the numbers from dart boards and drop them on our skin."(Vox Magazine Dec. 1994)
Princess Consuela Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 You don't mow another man's lawn Billie Joe in Undercover
Inna Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 "Rock bands are such pussies, you know? I honestly think that people are looking for something that's more than just a piece of shit" - Billie "Tre doesn't need to use a condom.He has a huge overlapping foreskin. He just ties it in a knot" - Mike "Yeah, if you call it a band.Musicians make music, technicians make techno." - Mike sorry but I don't know where are these from....
parinaz Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 "...and sometimes I think she may have married the end of the world." -Billie.I love this quote so much. Billie talking about Adrienne. and I never understand that.Billie: "have you ever ate a clump of a woman's period before?"Tre: "yeah actually..."-Egos and IconsOMG. clump? whats that? :/
iLozza! Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 green day's top 5 gardening tips.Oh yeah. I remember now.
greenbear Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Just a few random ones and I'm not sure wher they're from.We work super hard to not have to work. -MIKEWell, we drink, we play a show for half an hour a day, then we drink some more, barbeque small children...-MIKEWe were looking for lunch money when we put Dookie out. - MIKEI never completed High School and I'm very rich and very succesful! - TREIt was time to raise the bar...or lower it if you're doing limbo! -TRE speaking about AIThe one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point out anything at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today! - TREYou gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe - TRE again on AI.Just seeing the things on TV and the things in front of you, the amount of information coming in, how could you not help but write songs about it. - BILLIEMight find some more later.
Katarina. Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 ^ Haha.. I laughed so hard when I read the second quote from mike I love to read all the quotes, most of the time they say such funny things, but sometimes there's really a meaningbehind it.
Babs!! Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 "never jerk off a cactus" - Tre"you know you write about the things that piss you off or that make you wanna fall in love with different people in different scenaries and situations" - Billie"I think success is a series of mistakes" - Billie"it's like when you have sex, you know that you're done, you know that the circle is over" - Billie"J.LO looks like my mom" - Tre"mom! how you doin?" - Mike on the phone questions"you know at the time we were too young to get into bars, but we get thrown out of bars now" - Billie
Princess Consuela Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 You can't control the wind but you can set your sails is a common saying or Billie's invention?
Fanny. Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 ^ I think it's an expression, but I'm not sure.I don't know where this one's from:"You know the Rolling Stones...Well, we're a little bit better than them. They were here in Toronto practicing. We were there. Keith Richards, who's at least 60, had the biggest joint I've ever seen. Of course, I smoked it!" Billie JoeThis one's from Billie's interview on the AP site:"The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore." Billie Joe
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