DeJennsitized Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 BJ: BONO, LET GO OF MY BALLS!!!!ROFL, that was legend
Spider Tre Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 Tre: hey i found a quarter!Billie: hehe this is funMike: OH GOD NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!Tre: thats what you get for taking the last cookie out of the cookie jardriver: OMG!Billie: haha i'm bleeding slower than you guysMike: no fair!Tre: i'm a bloody mess!!!Mike: so what time should i call you? 8? 9?Tre: boobies!!!Billie: you guys do relize i'm a guy, right?
RebelAmongSaints Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Tre: And for our next lesson in "Bondage, you're doing it fucking wrong" we talk about suspenders and how to use them for sexual activities
Spider Tre Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Mike: Tre look! Billie looks like a 5 foot car ordimant!Tre: i cant fuckin see! damn wind
Countrygirl Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 ^(Bomb explodes and Billie puts his arms out)Mike: Omg! Billie's dead! Tre: What are you talking about?Mike: The devil killed him!Mike: I told you that Billie shouldn't be the Jesus of Surburbia! Whatever happened to my idea of being a woman?Billie: A woman? Mike: :whistling:Tre: WTF! Billie is Jesus! ......Holy light! (raises his arm out like Billie) It's so beautiful! Billie: I'm so hot!
TnT dreamsOFhope Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Billie: I am MAN no disagreements there, sorry never tried this thread
BadgerLALA Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Tré: Simon says: Do exact what Billie does. *holdes out his arms*
Spider Tre Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Billie: stop the music!! *sniffs* somethin doesn't smell rightMike: maybe that brown stuff all over your ass might be the problem
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 I'm gonna borrow this:Billie: hey Tre get over here so you can learn something about the concert tonight .. for once..Tre': yeah I would but I CAN' FUCKIN SEE SHIT!!... DUH!!Mike: Tre'.. pull you head out of the garbage can...Tre': ...oh Billie: sometimes I thank god the you aren't are manager...Billie: you guys have no idea what stress is. Try playing guitar and sing for and hour and a half and then put on a cape and a crown when its 100 fucking degrees outside while still trying to look pretty. Mike: oh my god Tre:haha drama queen Mike: ohh I love cherades.. umm. uh.. lets see.. A fly..a car... OH! A FLY HITTING THE WIND-SHEILD OF A CAR! Billie: no you dick head I fucking threw out my back.. owwTre: your fucking old ...oldie face.. Billie: thanks Tre'.. Billie:....so I picked up the little bird, took off the plastic thing on it and before it could even get a few feet of the ground Tre ate itTre': AND IT TASTED FUCKIN GOOD!!!Billie: And he was like no way and I was yuh huh and she was like nuh huh.. (blahblahblah)Mike: my god this is gonna go on for fucking hours and I really gotta pissTre: now its time to do what I do best .....chick hunting... oo.. found one....
Spider Tre Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 @ all of themBillie: rooooaaarrr! i is tiger!
Laura33 Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Billiam: Thats the fucker who called me queer...say hello to my little friend
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 ^ thats ones awesomethanks peoplez
Countrygirl Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 Kid: Can I have your autograph? (reaches for kids' choice award)Billie: *Rawr* NO! *shows teeth* Kid: Eeeeeekkkk!!!! *runs away, crying*Billie: Uncle Billie's sorry! Wait!!!! Uncle Billie loves you! Kid: SELL-OUT!Billie: Stupid little s***! I just needed it for my photoshoot!
nimrod-41 Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Tré: Billie, where's that money you owe me?Billie: Oh look! A pigeon! *runs away*
Saint Walshie Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Billie: Where's my next album going to take me?
Countrygirl Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 Billie: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's....Mike: Billie's underwearBillie: Wow, I threw that high! Tre: on the top of a flag pole! Mike: Wow! The fans are climbing for it! Tre: Lucky....that's so not fair! http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=4Interviewer: So, Tre...how's your family life going?Tre: It's great. Interviewer: So.....oh, what was I going to say? Just a second...Tre: S***! I gotta go! *runs hysterically out of the studio*Interviewer: What was that?Billie: He has to go pee.Interviewer: But there's no bathrooms in the studio.Mike: Oh, no need to worry! He'll go anywhere.Interviewer: Oh god! Why?!?! Why me? Why!!!!
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