XletterbombX Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/UR_M...billiedevil.jpgold Lady: aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating dear?...Billie:I am not now fuck off you old bitch and give me my candy or I'll pull a trick and shove this up your ass!!That's a great one
Spider Tre Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 Billie: want some cake?Mike: hey i found my bass in this cakeTre: OMFG CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
nimrod-41 Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 It's time for my long Halloween caption!(This is what the guys see in a mirror)Billie: Damn.....Tré: What?Billie: We look pathetic!Mike: Who cares how we look? As long as we get free candy!Jason W: I care! I spent hours making this costume!Jason F: White, your costume is just fangs and red eyes.. It couldn't've taken hours!Jason W: Well, yours is only blood stains!Jason F: They're bullet wounds! It's supposed to look like I've been shot!Billie: I thought they were stab wounds...Ronnie: Does it really matter?Mike: Ronnie, what are you supposed to be?Ronnie: I have absolutely no idea... To be honest, I just haven't showered in 3 weeks and this happened.. Thought it might scare some people...Billie: (Edging away from Ronnie) .... You got that right... Gross..... Jason W: You look horny today, Billie.Billie: ......... Very funny..Tré: Anyway, I'm gonna put my costume on now...Mike: You mean that's not your costume?Tré: What's not my costume?Mike: The knife through your head..Tré: Holy shit! How the hell did that happen?! (faints on the floor)Billie: Err... We can call an ambulance later... Let's go get the candy first.Mike: Yeah.. It's what Tré would have wanted...Tré: ........ Bring me back a lolly pop!
klytaemnestra Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 ^ i know i've said it before, but i'm gonna say it again, i love you! that was totally awesome =)
Countrygirl Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...p;pageOffset=12Sniff....Billie goes up to Tre's earBillie-Ugh...Mike had too much LSD and alcohol again.Tre- (sniffs and looks over at Mike in a scared way)Tre-(whispers to Billie) Move me! His diaherra is leaking out.Kinda gross and stupid I know. I can't think of anything else.http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=1Speaker man: Now, everyone stand for the pledges.Billie: I pledge allegiance to the flag.....Mike: (salutes flag)Tre: Oooo.....I wonder what I can do with this trophy.
FJ Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 BJ: Seriously dude, I don't want any of your change!Dude: But you are a hobo, right?! You guys always want change!BJ: Dammit, I'm not a hobo, I just forgot to shave for a fortnight! Aaaaghgoddammit!
nimrod-41 Posted November 1, 2007 Posted November 1, 2007 Interviewer: Guys, tell me a bit about yourselves.Billie: Well, my name is Billie Joe. I live in America and my favourite colour is Blue!Tré: I'm the strongest person I know! I bet if Superman wanted to fight, I could totally take him!Mike: .... I did it..... I shot Kennedy...Billie: Oh my God! You killed Kennedy!Tré: You bastard!Interviewer: ....
Ingrid Posted November 1, 2007 Posted November 1, 2007 ^ haha And by the way, I loved the Halloween one!
**nobodylikesyou** Posted November 1, 2007 Posted November 1, 2007 ^ haha And by the way, I loved the Halloween one! ditto.
Robin105 Posted November 1, 2007 Posted November 1, 2007 Billie's mom: Billie this room is a mess. CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!Billie: But I wanna play my guitarBillie's mom: NOW!!!!!Billie: (mumbling)eh I tried
.:Whatsername:. Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...200710759AM.jpgBJ: Seriously dude, I don't want any of your change!Dude: But you are a hobo, right?! You guys always want change!BJ: Dammit, I'm not a hobo, I just forgot to shave for a fortnight! Aaaaghgoddammit!That was awesome... oh I've always wondered, how long is a fortnight?
farley drexel hatcher Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Billie: Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge!The Edge: Mmhmm. I think i'll just ... move.-----Don't ask, that so came out of nowhere!
nimrod-41 Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w281/le...ew/hawaii03.jpgBillie: Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge!The Edge: Mmhmm. I think i'll just ... move.-----Don't ask, that so came out of nowhere! I love that!
BadgerLALA Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/that...5/dhgliwd-1.jpgBillie's mom: Billie this room is a mess. CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!Billie: But I wanna play my guitarBillie's mom: NOW!!!!!Billie: (mumbling)eh I triedhaha. love that.
nimrod-41 Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Billie: Dude, what happened to the bass?Tré: Mike's got his finger in his belly button again...Mike: ....... Sooooo relaxing.....
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w281/le...ew/hawaii03.jpgI would like to borrow this...Billie: haha I'm Edge ner ner enr pbhtpbhtpbht...Edge:...jackass....
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Billie: yeah I think that we..we have change music forever ya know.. and with out Mike and Tre.. I.. I wouldn't be anywhere right now ya know..Interviewer: ya that doesn't awnser the question of how tall are you?....Billie:... 5 foot 6....Interviewer: (to camera man) ha you own me 50 bucks!!!Billie:...(thinking:...fucking bitch....)
Spider Tre Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Mike: *gasp* MOMMY!Billie: bubble power!Tre: mmmm pizza with soap bubble toppings
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