Spider Tre Posted October 26, 2007 Posted October 26, 2007 Billie: you took my cookie!Tre: you also took my cookie!Mike: my shoe took my cookie!
XletterbombX Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 Ever wondered what Boulevard Of Broken Dreams was like in the early stages of writing? It used to be a lovely little song about performing the act of masterbation on a toad........ Enjoy!http://homepage.mac.com/montjomac/iblog/lo...edia/bobd10.jpg(sing to the tune of BOBD)I rubbed a lonely toad The only toad that I have ever known Don't know where to goI may be all alone, but I have the toad I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad for pleasure--The toad's the only thing that can excite meI rub him so damn much it could be blindingAnimal rights have tried to take him from me'Til then I rub the toad!Hahahaha that's great! :lol:
nimrod-41 Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 Billie: Wow.. There's alot of people here tonight... One. Two. Three. Four.. Um... Five. Six. Seven--Tré: How long is this gonna to take?Mike: ... Well, the venue has a capasity of 10,000 people... And the gig's sold out...Billie: Could you people in the mosh pit please be still or this is going to take longer... Thank you... Eight. Nine.... Ten....
Ingrid Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 ^ That one made me laugh out loud. It just really fits with his expression.
Alex Ash Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 ^ That one made me laugh out loud. It just really fits with his expression.I agree! Great Caption nimrod-41.
Krusties Posted October 27, 2007 Posted October 27, 2007 http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/Ba...hth4e0f6f2b.gifMike: wtf are you doing?Billie: i'm taking my guitar's virginity.I'd kill to be that guitar
teenagewasteland Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 Wow... been a while since I've been here.http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4061300...eenday_apok.jpgBillie: *talking to the camera* I see you people. I know you're in there. STOP POINTING THE (censored) (censored) CAMERA AT ME!!!!!!Mike: I don't know this guy, I swear I don't.Tre: That camera guy is kind of attractive.Mike: I don't know these people.
nimrod-41 Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 Billie: I'm on a mission. I want to be relations with the toad I sang about before...Mike: Dude, those aren't the words!Billie: Shut up! You don't even look like Mike in this one!
nimrod-41 Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Billie: So... Thanks again for coming to this thing..... And... Um..... Ooo, those are shiney shoes..Tré: Um.. Mike. Just so you know, you've got a huge erection..Mike: I know... It wont go down...
**nobodylikesyou** Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 MMMMM, dirty....GOOD GOD I need some deodorant.
nimrod-41 Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6704/rmp7xwa6e9a70lg0.jpgMMMMM, dirty....GOOD GOD I need some deodorant. I like that Simple ones are always the best
**nobodylikesyou** Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Thanks!!Does ANYONE know where they guy is that punched me and stole my eyeliner? He gave me this bruise on my cheek and I need to know where he is.ANYONE? Please?
NoVaCaInE! Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro..._-_Green_Da.jpgBillie: So... Thanks again for coming to this thing..... And... Um..... Ooo, those are shiney shoes..Tré: Um.. Mike. Just so you know, you've got a huge erection..Mike: I know... It wont go down...AHAHA good one
nimrod-41 Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 ^^ thanks =]Billie: Where's my money?Mike: You don't wanna mess mafia-Billie about!Billie: If you don't have my money ready within 24 hours, I am personally gonna put this stick up your ass!Tré: He's not kiddin!... Trust me.... It still hurts when I sit down..
Spider Tre Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Billie: what is this chord hooked up too *pulls chord*Tre: well Billie, *punch* its one chord that goes into *punch* two chords: one chord *punch* connected to my boxing gloves *punch* and the other chord is *punch* connected to Mikes ass so *punch* everytime you pull the chord, *punch* your actually making me punch *punch* myself and electricuting Mike in the ass *punch*Mike: hehe i'm a lightbulb! *lights up*
nimrod-41 Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Mys...%20DAY/gd26.jpgBillie: what is this chord hooked up too *pulls chord*Tre: well Billie, *punch* its one chord that goes into *punch* two chords: one chord *punch* connected to my boxing gloves *punch* and the other chord is *punch* connected to Mikes ass so *punch* everytime you pull the chord, *punch* your actually making me punch *punch* myself and electricuting Mike in the ass *punch*Mike: hehe i'm a lightbulb! *lights up* love it!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I kind got the idea from your sig^old Lady: aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating dear?...Billie:I am not now fuck off you old bitch and give me my candy or I'll pull a trick and shove this up your ass!!
DragonsWarth27 Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 Mike: Billie just won the piston cupTre: He did what in his cup?Billie: WTF is the piston cup?Tre: You, billie your suppose to piss in you cupMike: he is right you know.Billie: What! I did no such thingTre: yes you did.
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