UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Old guy: hey you whipper snapper! What I tell you bout scrappin up my shed!!Billie: shit is old man Martin!...run!Joey: My dad just drank 3 cases of beer and 4 martinis in under 15 minutes! lets give him a hand!!crowd: *cheers*Billie: yay!! woo... I...rrreeeeaaally...neeed....a nap......*passes out*Joey : hey Mike? could you help me drag my dad off stage...Mike: sure... its not like I haven't done this before(at least I think its Joey...am I right?...)
Parley Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 ^^It's not Joey, but that's ok.Billie: so do i look like Angelina Jolie if i do this?? do you think Brad Pitt will want to marry me now?That was great!
**nobodylikesyou** Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Its neither of them. It appears to be a random kid.here is what joey and jakob look like.
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Ok thanks... I just thought it looked like one of them.. my mistake.. sorry ...I'm stupid XP
**nobodylikesyou** Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Ok thanks... I just thought it looked like one of them.. my mistake.. sorry ...I'm stupid XPyoure not stupid. i would imagine most people here arent too familiar with the looks of joey and jakob. I hope thats the case.....
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 I ain't...Mike: yo homie bizzle sup?..Billie: did you just call me Bizzle?...Mike: yeah dog you gatta problem wit dat?..Tre': *giggles*Mike: shut up you fuckin cracka!Billie: did you just call him a cracker? ...dude your so fuckin white....Tre': *Bursts out laughing*Mike: shut the fuck up you hoe ass mutha fucka for I shank you with your own drumstick!Tre': *still laughing*Mike: (regular voice) that's it fuck this shit I'm going to get a cup of coffee...later Bitches....Billie: and now the old Mike is back....wow... that was long.....Thats what she said..lol...
nimrod-41 Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Mike: Security! That man is molesting a turtle!Tré: Shit! They're onto me!
nimrod-41 Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 hehe.. Billie: *Farts* Ahhhhh...Tré: AGH! My drum kit's on fire!Mike: Damn, Bill..And here's another 'cause I'm so bored..Tré: Ouch.. Billie, don't bite it..
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 ^ now thats hot... love the captions XP
nimrod-41 Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 ^ Thanks Here's another.Just incase anyone doesn't know, Tim is the one on the left of Billie and Marko is the guy on the right. They're from Sugarcult.Tim: Billie, tonight we're gonna party so hard you'll lose you're fuckin' mind!Marko: We got the new Adeline record.Tim: And lots o' beer!Marko: Then when we're really drunk, we can go to that new strip joint down the street!Billie: OK. But I need to be home by 9.30 or my mom'll get mad.Marko: ... I thought you were supposed to be a hard rockin' punk...Billie: I am... I just don't want to get into trouble..Tim: Now you mention it, I should probably get home by 9.30 aswell. I don't wanna get grounded..Marko: ............. Weak...
Spider Tre Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Billie's reaction when he sees George W. Bush in the front row
St. Guro Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 http://www.geocities.com/sunhorsey/freaky.JPGBillie's reaction when he sees George W. Bush in the front rowNice!
Robin105 Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/4893/so...ginthereqq2.jpgBillie: So that's where I left my gumBillie: Moaning and touching himself.Mike (off Camera) Billie stop having an orgasm your onstage.Billie: I wasn't having an orgasm.Mike: Yes you....Billie: La La La I can't hear you.
klytaemnestra Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/55869244.jpgMike: Security! That man is molesting a turtle!http://panther1.last.fm/proposedimages/sid...802064/8310.jpgTré: Shit! They're onto me!oh god that made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair, then my little sister came up to me and went "did you know you're really stupid?" while i was twitching on the floor.it was fucking hilarious http://www.geocities.com/sunhorsey/freaky.JPGBillie's reaction when he sees George W. Bush in the front row :lol:
nimrod-41 Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 oh god that made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair, then my little sister came up to me and went "did you know you're really stupid?" while i was twitching on the floor.it was fucking hilarious Glad you liked it so muchGerard: See, I told you it'd be cool if we all wore our Green Day shirts.Frizzy haired guitar man: (don't know his name) But I don't think they've even noticed...Tré: Guys, do you think we should have wore our MCR shirts?Mike: I don't have an MCR shirt..Billie: I don't see why we have to have our picture taken with these wannabes... Do you think we could run away while they're not looking?Mike: ... At least we look cooler than them 'cause we have our awards.Tré: I lost my award.. But don't worry, I'll hold this instead.Mike: Put the turtle down...
klytaemnestra Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 ^ brilliant. (the frizzy haird guitar man is called Ray btw. )
nimrod-41 Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 ^ brilliant. (the frizzy haird guitar man is called Ray btw. )Cool. I'll rememeber that. Also, off topic, I do like MCR. The caption might have come across as me hating them a bit.. I don't. They're a good band. Which is rare these days.
bat-chen Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 Nimrod 41, billiejoe 1 and iTre! - you are very funny!
Spider Tre Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 Inmate: so what are you guys in for?Billie: murderMike: robberyTre: i got caught humping an ice cream truck naked
king4adayrox Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 billie: ok, this is officially, the best guitar ever in the history of foreversorry, I'm tirednice, very nice.zenno
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