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Glad you all liked it. Here's a quick one

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Mike: ... Stupid confetti, I can hardly see what I'm playing...

Tré: (In the distance) AAGGHH! The sky is falling!

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^ haha I can imagine Tre saying that :lol:

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Billie what? why is everyone looking ar me?... is my tie crooked?....it's my sleeves isn't it?.. I am very aware that one is pushed up and the other isn't its not that big of a deal....is it?... quit staring at me!!!!

Tre': oh...my....god.....

Mike (far away): YOUR LOOKIN A LITTLE EXICTED THERE BILL!!! PUT THE PENCIL AWAY!!!!

Billie: what do you...*looks down*.......oh fuck.....

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Thank you XP

You're a genius and make hilarious captions. You totally own this thread!
You forgeting one more person..:cry:I've just been busy these couple weeks...

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Mike wait a sec.. is that?....THAT FUCKER IS STEALING MY CAR!!!

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You forgeting one more person..:cry:

I've just been busy these couple weeks...

Don't worry, you're a genius too :P

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yay ....

so we are offically both the cation Jedi Masters... we should make a banner thing for that....

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WHOA SHIT!! WHAT THE HELL JUST CRAWLED UP MY LEG?!

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yay ....

so we are offically both the cation Jedi Masters... we should make a banner thing for that....

How do we do that officially?

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Mike: Yes! The award for best guitar and bass!

Billie: Everybody laugh at this little fucker!

Tré: Come on, Billie. You're shorter than me!

Billie: Neh neh neh neh neh neh neh neh! Ha ha ha ha haa! We don't need you anymore!

Tré: Without me the songs wouldn't have a beat!

Mike: We'll see you in drummer hell from guitar and bass hell where we'll be drinking champagne from Jimi Hendrix's ass!

Billie: Ha! And you wanted to play drums!

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because I said so that's why...actually...its not really official.....

we just are so..yeah

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Thank you XPYou forgeting one more person..:cry:I've just been busy these couple weeks...

Oh..I'm sorry! :o:mellow:

You're a genius too :happy:

You and nimrod-41: The masters of the caption thread!

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thats better thank you XP

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Hehe..You're welcome, and it's the truth..so it wasn't hard to say it : )

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Do we get medals?

And a phone call from the queen?

I might get knighted! :woot:

Sir Nimrod-41

That has a nice ring to it :cool:

Maybe I'm looking too far into this...

Caption time!

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Tré: Hey, baby.. Ever slept with a drummer with only one testicle before?

Mike: ... I really wish he'd stop using that as a chat up line...

Billie: I really wish it'd stop working...

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Of course you get medals. And I'll ask the queen if she wants to give you a call. I'm sure she wouldn't mind!

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Mike: Ok now here comes the jump ready Bill

Billie: ready mike

Both: 1...2...3!

*jump*

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Billie: AHHH!...oh god...

Mike: what did you do?...

Billie: I should have stretched.....ow...I hope I didn't tear anything...err...groin...pain....ouch...

Mike: pfh...dumbass...

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Billie: so do i look like Angelina Jolie if i do this?? do you think Brad Pitt will want to marry me now?

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Billie: and how do you feel about that?

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Billie: no you idiot! i bought a playstation 2! TWO!

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Billie: omigod! theres something in there! fuckin' ewww.....

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Billie: this suit... very tight.. oh god, there go my unborn babies... ah, pain..

bah, their all pretty shitty, but its fun makin' them up.

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Billie: I'm gonna do this so the photographer can get a good ass shot of me..

Tre': BILLIE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!!! ..YOU...HAVE...NO.. ASS!!!!

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I didn't been here for just a couple days and I missed alot! the captions are very funny :)

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Billie: Welcome to the anual meeting of People For The American Way. I am Billie Joe Armstrong of the band Green Day. Your group leader, this scary looking bald guy, invited us along to talk to you about how to be a good American. The secret is to just be polite, kind and smile! *smiles*

Red Neck in audience: Y'all the band what say fuck Bush?

Billie: .. Um.. Yeah..?

Another Red Neck: We alls like Bush here! Y'all just un-American!

Billie: Why did you invite us along if you don't agree with what we say?

3rd Red Neck: We don't know who y'all be!

Billie: We're Green Day... Haven't you people ever heard of American Idiot?

Yet Another Red Neck: That's a wiked sinful spinny noise disc! Paints a bad picture of us decent folk!

Billie: Look, can't we all just smile and try to get along? *Smiles*

Bald Man: We gone kill y'all now!

Billie: Oh... Shit........... Hey, why kill us? You should be out there killing gay people! You guys hate gays right? It's not like we're as bad as them!

Mike: Tré, check out Billie's ass...

Tré: (Really camp) Oooh, get her.

Red Necks: :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

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^ Heh. That's a good one:)

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Glad you all liked it. Here's a quick one

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Gr...e/mike_dirn.jpg

Mike: ... Stupid confetti, I can hardly see what I'm playing...

Tré: (In the distance) AAGGHH! The sky is falling!

LMFAO! "the sky is falling"... oh god. hahahaha.

^ haha I can imagine Tre saying that :lol:

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Billie what? why is everyone looking ar me?... is my tie crooked?....it's my sleeves isn't it?.. I am very aware that one is pushed up and the other isn't its not that big of a deal....is it?... quit staring at me!!!!

Tre': oh...my....god.....

Mike (far away): YOUR LOOKIN A LITTLE EXICTED THERE BILL!!! PUT THE PENCIL AWAY!!!!

Billie: what do you...*looks down*.......oh fuck.....

that one fucking killed me. :lol:

Thank you XPYou forgeting one more person..:cry:I've just been busy these couple weeks...

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Mike wait a sec.. is that?....THAT FUCKER IS STEALING MY CAR!!!

xD awesome!

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Billie: Welcome to the anual meeting of People For The American Way. I am Billie Joe Armstrong of the band Green Day. Your group leader, this scary looking bald guy, invited us along to talk to you about how to be a good American. The secret is to just be polite, kind and smile! *smiles*

Red Neck in audience: Y'all the band what say fuck Bush?

Billie: .. Um.. Yeah..?

Another Red Neck: We alls like Bush here! Y'all just un-American!

Billie: Why did you invite us along if you don't agree with what we say?

3rd Red Neck: We don't know who y'all be!

Billie: We're Green Day... Haven't you people ever heard of American Idiot?

Yet Another Red Neck: That's a wiked sinful spinny noise disc! Paints a bad picture of us decent folk!

Billie: Look, can't we all just smile and try to get along? *Smiles*

Bald Man: We gone kill y'all now!

Billie: Oh... Shit........... Hey, why kill us? You should be out there killing gay people! You guys hate gays right? It's not like we're as bad as them!

Mike: Tré, check out Billie's ass...

Tré: (Really camp) Oooh, get her.

Red Necks: :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

bahaha! thats brilliant.

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http://images.pfaw.org/sol2006photos/1225.jpg

Billie: Welcome to the anual meeting of People For The American Way. I am Billie Joe Armstrong of the band Green Day. Your group leader, this scary looking bald guy, invited us along to talk to you about how to be a good American. The secret is to just be polite, kind and smile! *smiles*

Red Neck in audience: Y'all the band what say fuck Bush?

Billie: .. Um.. Yeah..?

Another Red Neck: We alls like Bush here! Y'all just un-American!

Billie: Why did you invite us along if you don't agree with what we say?

3rd Red Neck: We don't know who y'all be!

Billie: We're Green Day... Haven't you people ever heard of American Idiot?

Yet Another Red Neck: That's a wiked sinful spinny noise disc! Paints a bad picture of us decent folk!

Billie: Look, can't we all just smile and try to get along? *Smiles*

Bald Man: We gone kill y'all now!

Billie: Oh... Shit........... Hey, why kill us? You should be out there killing gay people! You guys hate gays right? It's not like we're as bad as them!

Mike: Tré, check out Billie's ass...

Tré: (Really camp) Oooh, get her.

Red Necks: :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

omg this is so funny! :lol:

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http://images.pfaw.org/sol2006photos/1225.jpg

Billie: Welcome to the anual meeting of People For The American Way. I am Billie Joe Armstrong of the band Green Day. Your group leader, this scary looking bald guy, invited us along to talk to you about how to be a good American. The secret is to just be polite, kind and smile! *smiles*

Red Neck in audience: Y'all the band what say fuck Bush?

Billie: .. Um.. Yeah..?

Another Red Neck: We alls like Bush here! Y'all just un-American!

Billie: Why did you invite us along if you don't agree with what we say?

3rd Red Neck: We don't know who y'all be!

Billie: We're Green Day... Haven't you people ever heard of American Idiot?

Yet Another Red Neck: That's a wiked sinful spinny noise disc! Paints a bad picture of us decent folk!

Billie: Look, can't we all just smile and try to get along? *Smiles*

Bald Man: We gone kill y'all now!

Billie: Oh... Shit........... Hey, why kill us? You should be out there killing gay people! You guys hate gays right? It's not like we're as bad as them!

Mike: Tré, check out Billie's ass...

Tré: (Really camp) Oooh, get her.

Red Necks: :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

:lol:

that's was long but damn funny!

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thank you everybody... XP

I concur that caption fucking owned

:P

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