MikeysMYHERO Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Billie: Jesus Tre how many times do you have to get in between me and Mikes relationship! He loves me more asshole!Mike: Yeah Tre we were in the middle of having sex and u had to jump in between usTre: *cries* You don't love me mike THEN IM GONNA BECOME EMO!
elisa Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Mar...080/BILLIE6.jpgBillie: see the flag Mike?..Mike: yeah yeah I see the flag!!!!Tre': what the hell are you gonna do with that?...Billie: fetch Mike!!! *throws flag*http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Mar...80/BILLIE10.jpgMike: yay!!...I got the flag...Billie: good Mike ^_^Tre': ummm guys...there's a camera right there.....Damn Monica... you're too good :lol:http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro..._0f95970122.jpgBillie: Quickly! Everybody run! There's a giant, hansom monster right behind me!! Save yourselves! I'll try to fight him off!http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro...llieandmike.jpgMike: Billie! Stop! You're scaring away the crowd!Billie: RUN!http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/7313364.jpgTré: ... They're actually leaving?... God, Green Day fans are really stupid....http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro...ikedrint989.jpgMike: Oh Christ. What is he doing now?http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/2.jpgBillie: Stay back, you sexually appealing monster!http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/206162.jpgOvervoice: Look out, bad guys! There's a brand new team of superhero's in town! Moon-Man-Billie!Billie: You bad guys are no match for me!Overvoice: MTV-Flag-Dirnt!Mike: Stay back, evil-doers! I have a flag!Overvoice: And.... Tré..Tré: Fuck yeah!Overvoice: And together they are.... The Super Dookie!Billie: ..... Tré, let go of my ass...Tré: Oh... I thought it was Mike's...Mike: Heh, you wish! those owned...I can't stop laughin'http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...200684616PM.jpgBillie: Hello? Is that Mike?Mike: OMG hai Billie!Billie: We're talking through these shitty award thingies! Awesome, huh?! Mike: Yeah!! *Mike & Billie continue having an odd conversation "through" the awards*Tré: And you call me immature...Person out of picture: Hey, do you know those guys?Tré: What, them? *looks at Billie and Mike* Uhh... nope, never seen them before in my life..:/ Eh I tried...Nice one Lili
nimrod-41 Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 Thanks again everyone! It makes me really happy when things I make make others laugh Tré: What are you doing?Billie: I figured that while we're not touring or anything, I can just sign random items that I don't need anymore and sell them on eBay for a small fortune!Tré: ... I would do that, but it requires too much effort. I just sell Mike's underwear on eBay!Billie: How do you have Mike's underwear?Tré: We share
nimrod-41 Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 HAHAHA. I'm here all night lolDude in back of car: So Jason, what is it like to be with Green Day? Must be pretty cool. Anything really changed when you first met the guys?Jason: Well, I guess the main thing is that I'd never had sex with a duck before I met Tré... Now it's just a regualar activity...Dude: ... OK.... You can drop me off here if you want...Jason: No, that's alright. I'll take you to see the guys if you want!Dude: .... Please just drop me off here.....
Bryn Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Every single one I just read was funny, so I just am gonna say that..I am rolling with laughter here....
bat-chen Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 I'm here all night lolhttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/pic84zh9.jpgDude in back of car: So Jason, what is it like to be with Green Day? Must be pretty cool. Anything really changed when you first met the guys?Jason: Well, I guess the main thing is that I'd never had sex with a duck before I met Tré... Now it's just a regualar activity...Dude: ... OK.... You can drop me off here if you want...Jason: No, that's alright. I'll take you to see the guys if you want!Dude: .... Please just drop me off here..... you're fucking brilliant! I haven't been here for ages and I not good like many others here, so what the heck... I give myself a chance http://i11.tinypic.com/638ec5i.jpgBillie: "shhh.... Mike doesn't have a clue that I'm the one who stole he's bass and not tre... heheheh...." "what?! he's right behind me?... are you sure?...Mike: "oh... Billieee.... look what I have here Billie:
Adz-GD- Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...m=12&pos=38EVERY ONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!
nimrod-41 Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 you're fucking brilliant! I haven't been here for ages and I not good like many others here, so what the heck... I give myself a chance http://i11.tinypic.com/638ec5i.jpgBillie: "shhh.... Mike doesn't have a clue that I'm the one who stole he's bass and not tre... heheheh...." "what?! he's right behind me?... are you sure?...Mike: "oh... Billieee.... look what I have here Billie: that was great!So was yours, Adz-GD-Jason: And so I told the guy, "Hey, that's no wienie! That's my wiener!"Billie: Haha! You're so funny!Tré: Back off, 'Whitey'. Billie's mine!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 ^hahaha nice XP...(i need to find a pic now I haven't captioned anything in a while...)
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Mike: man I was so bored this morning...what did you guys do?..Tre':your mom..Billie: *giggles*Mike: that wasn't funny at all.......now I'm hungry and I want something to eat...Tre': thats what your mom said this morning..Billie: *burst out laughing*..Mike: why do I even bother...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 thank you XPTre': I think we're getting kidnapped...Billie: that could be a resonable explaination of WHY WE ARE IN A FUCKING TRUNK!!!!Mike: shut the fuck up Bill I'm trying to sleep you son of a bitch!Billie: Hi!...I gots red hear Mike to Tre: dude Billie looks like Ronald McDonald for fuck sake...should we tell him?...Tre': no...just keep walking...
nimrod-41 Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 thanks and yours was awesomeCheers =] Billie: And we'll sing the wild rovers! No never! No more!Mike: What's he doing?Jason: Begging. He lost all his money on lottery tickets.Mike: Poor Billie... We should help him out.....Jason: .... Yeah..Mike: I'll give you a buck for the guitar!Billie: (To Wild Rovers tune) No Mike! You're a bastard! You ugly, old man!Mike: .... Hey! I may be a bastard, ugly and old! But I am not a... Wait... What was the last thing?...Jason: A man.Mike: ....... Oh...(Kinda turned Simpson-y at the end - never mind)
**Maria** Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 ^ :lol: http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ly/b4cf6012.jpgMike: man I was so bored this morning...what did you guys do?..Tre':your mom..Billie: *giggles*Mike: that wasn't funny at all.......now I'm hungry and I want something to eat...Tre': thats what your mom said this morning..Billie: *burst out laughing*..Mike: why do I even bother...hahaha LMFAO!! that one was great thank you XPhttp://www.nothingwrongwithme.com/images/o...oup/group49.jpgTre': I think we're getting kidnapped...Billie: that could be a resonable explaination of WHY WE ARE IN A FUCKING TRUNK!!!!Mike: shut the fuck up Bill I'm trying to sleep you son of a bitch!http://www.nothingwrongwithme.com/images/o...p/Green-Day.jpgBillie: Hi!...I gots red hear Mike to Tre: dude Billie looks like Ronald McDonald for fuck sake...should we tell him?...Tre': no...just keep walking... those are so funny too :lol: You really rules this thread, ur mother muhahahaha!!!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Mike: Dude I love you man!!Sam: I love you too Mike..Mike: No man you don't understand I...love...you!Sam: yes I do Mike ...i love you tooMike: No you don't.....
klytaemnestra Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 thank you XPhttp://www.nothingwrongwithme.com/images/o...oup/group49.jpgTre': I think we're getting kidnapped...Billie: that could be a resonable explaination of WHY WE ARE IN A FUCKING TRUNK!!!!Mike: shut the fuck up Bill I'm trying to sleep you son of a bitch!http://www.nothingwrongwithme.com/images/o...p/Green-Day.jpgBillie: Hi!...I gots red hear Mike to Tre: dude Billie looks like Ronald McDonald for fuck sake...should we tell him?...Tre': no...just keep walking...Cheers =] http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/24wblg7.jpgBillie: And we'll sing the wild rovers! No never! No more!Mike: What's he doing?Jason: Begging. He lost all his money on lottery tickets.Mike: Poor Billie... We should help him out.....Jason: .... Yeah..Mike: I'll give you a buck for the guitar!Billie: (To Wild Rovers tune) No Mike! You're a bastard! You ugly, old man!Mike: .... Hey! I may be a bastard, ugly and old! But I am not a... Wait... What was the last thing?...Jason: A man.Mike: ....... Oh...(Kinda turned Simpson-y at the end - never mind) http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j134/xXa...35_600px_02.jpgMike: Dude I love you man!!Sam: I love you too Mike..Mike: No man you don't understand I...love...you!Sam: yes I do Mike ...i love you tooMike: No you don't.....All of those were awesome!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 atleast I think thats Mike..I really dunno...
nimrod-41 Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Wow, the thread is busy tonight.I think I might have done a caption for this pic before... Can't remember... I've done so many...Jason: You see, here you've written "The Black Parade" That should have been "Jesus Of Suburbia" We didn't even write The Black Parade. That was My Chemical Romance.Billie: Oh... Really?...Mike: Yeah... And later on you've spelt "Redundant" wrong.Billie: What?Mike: ... Yeah... You wrote "Reluctant"...Billie: Is there a difference?...Mike: Kinda.Jason: What is "*^"?Billie: Oh, you see that should be "86".... I guess I was holding down shift....Mike: Well, you've completely bollocksed up our setlist, Billie...Billie: Yeah..... Wow.... I can't see how this could be anymore embarasing...Dude in crowd: ..... Hurry up and play!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Billie: mmm this Mike tastes like candeh!!!Mike: your a fucking idiot BillBillie:I and so I must say...hey look a plane!!!Crowd:....Billie: sorry ADD moment...Mike: he didn't take his pillsBillie: HAHA TRE! I gots your drumsticks!!!Tre': you better Gimme my drumsticks or I'll snap your guitar and shove the neck of it up your ass!!Billie: ...h-here....T-Tre...Billie:...ummm...uh...what was the question again?...Dude in crowd: WHERE'S THE BATHROOM!!!Billie: OVER THERE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!
nimrod-41 Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f103/1go...inecopia1zo.jpgBillie:...ummm...uh...what was the question again?... That's the best of the lot!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Billie: dude stop touching my ass!!Camera guy: now that is completely wrong right there....thank you very much... XP
nimrod-41 Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Tré: Hey, Mike! I bet you 20 quid you can't hit Billie over the head with your bass again!Mike: You're on, bitch!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 ^ haha You can never have too much Coffee...*years later when Mike reflects back on what he had said*I guess there is a such thing as a little too much Coffee
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