GreenDayBass Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 LOL!!!Billie: Tre look its a plane in the shape of your penis!Tre': SWEET JESUS!Mike: Yes, Tre? You called me?orTRE: hmmmm i wonder how many blue dots are in the sky....Billie: Look closer, look closer.....Mike: Billie i look and looked and i cant find your pizza in your assBillie: BIRDIE!!!!!
nimrod-41 Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j134/xXa...II/56790737.jpgBillie: I swear, its not mine! That's classic!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j134/xXa...II/56790737.jpgBillie: I swear, its not mine! I think I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard
St. Guro Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j134/xXa...II/56790737.jpgBillie: I swear, its not mine!Haha! Nice!
nimrod-41 Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Mike: You guys are both real light wieghts with your alcohol.Tré: That's crazy!Mike: Tré, you've barely taken a sip and your completely off your ass! Tré: ............. We should push Jason down the stairs...Mike: Billie, what are you doing?Billie: Wow! You guys! Tré!.... Jason!...Mike: Mike.Billie: Ronnie! Have you seen this thing before? Look! It's so cool!Tré: Wow.... What is it?Billie: I don't know... I want to touch it....Mike: Billie, that's the fire...Billie: Oh... Is there a burn ward near here?
billie7joe Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lil.../bja6cg1j82.jpgBillie zoning out:...hmmm I wonder....how do they make jean jackets?.....didn't I leave my coffee on the counter at home?....or the oven?....hmmmm....my hairs bugging me....it keeps poking me in my eye...ow.....hey she has the same belt I do!.....nah ....it just looks the same....mines better... Mike: does he even know that were suppose to be playing Working Class Hero? :/ Tre': umm yeah I guess so...Mike: then why is he strumming Knowledge on his guitar?Tre': you asking me this question when you know I don't know the answer and you know I'll say some stupid remark that has nothing to do with what you have just asked me right?... Mike: huh what did you say Tre?... Tre': wow everybody's out of it besides me and Jason... Jason: how long to I have to play this?....it just goes on and on and on and...Tre': scratch that just me This one's great!
RebelAmongSaints Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 thanks peopleand nimrod-41, I cant see the pic
Oh no...it's the...BULLWINKLE! Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 damn it's been a while since i've posted...i'll try to do a good one. sorry if this has been done.Tre: Billie tell them about the time u got drunk and fucked Bush....Billie Joe: Heheh that never happened...Tre you must be drunk hehehMike: What are you talking about Billie? We got it all on film!Billie Joe: I don't know what your talking about....did you guys do lines before we came here?Bush watching interview on TV: THAT BASTARD! AFTER THAT MEANINGFUL NIGHT HE JUST BLOWS ME OFF! THAT'S IT GAS PRICES ARE GOING UP!not so good let me try againMike: Hey! I can hear the ocean!Billie Joe: mines broken...i can't hear the ocean Tre: Wow! Look at the babe.....maybe i'll get laid! :down: blahhttp://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g127/eas...%20day/gd86.jpgTre: yeah that's right we're playing on the train tracks even though our parents said not to!Billie Joe: That's how punk we are!Mike: OH FUCK! TRAIN! RUN! i just suck oh wellEdit Shadowiegirl: Remember to remove the tags if a picture is wider than 600 pixels so it does not stretch the page. Now edited.
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 ^ AHAHAHA!!! nice ones I love the railroad track one ....I wonder who Tres lookin' at in the 2nd one.....
scissors Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 ^ AHAHAHA!!! nice ones I love the railroad track one ....I wonder who Tres lookin' at in the 2nd one..... hes looking at me
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 hes looking at meor both of us you never know
GreenDayBass Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 my turnmike: hmmmm such a soft pillow...hmmmmmmmbillie: *thinking: i wonder if hes attempting to have sex with me?* Tre: and you see ladies and gentleman, thats HOW green day came to be orBillie: MIKE! I AM NOT YOUR GENERAL!Mike: Mommy can i have a pillow on this young mans face?Tre: Oh say can you see by the BILLIES early eyeormike: billie i swear i see you billie: no im dead its just an illusion in your mind man get over it im not alive ok?tre: there goes mikes head...
Alex Ash Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 The thread has been brought back to Life HAHAHAHAHAHA..I've been laughing so much I can't say a word with out cracking up at something I read
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Mike: doesn't it make you uncomfortable when people get this close to you face*Bill grabs mikes nose*Billie: you get that close to me again and all pull your nose offMike: OW OW OW OK JEZ LEGGOLEGGOLEGGO!!!!*lets go*Mike: damn ow that hurt...shitTre': what the hell are you two....oh lookie a fly...damn you fly for taking advantage of my short attention span damn you to hell!!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 ^thank you Billie:Workin' Class Hero is somethin' tooo.....to.....somethin to....ummm....what were the works again MikeMike so were doing a cover and you forget the words to the song... thats just...*drumstick flys passed his head* Dude what the fuck was that?!Tre': oops...sorry Mike...it slipped
nimrod-41 Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 and nimrod-41, I cant see the pic Fixed Here's another...http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro.../1121048446.jpgTré: Everybody look at meMy name I BillieI play guitar, I'm sillyI ain't got no willy!I attract the ugliest guysGirls have never cought my eyesI like the theatre, soon I'll findI'll be gay until I dieMy name is Billie JoeI can play guitar, you knowMy name is Billie JoeGuys are people I like to blowSomeone stop me, I'm too crazyThe world around is going hazyI have a fetish for hot gravyI can't get it up, I guess I'm too lazyMy name is Billie JoeI can play guitar, you knowMy name is Billie JoeSorry, but I've got to go!Mike: Billie: Edit Shadowiegirl: Remember to remove the tags if a picture is wider than 600 pixels so it does not stretch the page. Now edited.
GreenDayBass Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/24/...eb__300x375.jpgMike: *moan* BILLIE REMOVE YOUR WILL DILLIE FROM MY HOLE*moan*Security guy behind mike: nice ass
nimrod-41 Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 You are watching TV.Suddenly, it cuts out and this appears on your screen:Mike: Good evening, planet Earth. I am God. We're all fucked...
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