Alex Ash Posted March 31, 2007 Posted March 31, 2007 Bono: *pain* aaaaaaauuuch you mother fucker gdfjgdfhsjkgsdjkbgdsjkBillie: *evil laugh* ahahaha YOU DONT HAVE A DICK ANYMOREew i suck outch
Compulsive Habits Posted March 31, 2007 Posted March 31, 2007 Bono - Hey smell my breath.Billie - No smell mine.Photographer - That's it guys, love the anger.Billie and Bono turn to Photographer and give weird looks-------Bono - So this is the album cover?Billie - Or an ad for tic tacsShut up, I know it's lame :bored:
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 31, 2007 Posted March 31, 2007 ^ that was pretty good :wink:I concur with that statement
Jem Posted March 31, 2007 Posted March 31, 2007 Billie: GIMME MY COOKIE!!!!Bono: I DON'T HAVE YOUR COOKIE!!!Billie: YES YOU DO NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!!Bono: I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN ASS COOKIE!!!Billie: YES YOU DO NOW HAND IT OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!Mike: ...fuck...not the cookie argument..again..Tre': haha...Billie's taller that Bono...Mike: ...Bill's wearing his platform shoes see?...*points at them*Tre': Oh...haha Billies short...Mike:...why do I even bother talking to you....Tre': becuase I am the only person standing here and I am you best friend...Mike:.....Ok then....*walks away**Tre' shrugs and continues watching Bono and Billie fight*Billie: I KNOW YOU HAVE MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!Bono: FOR THE LAST TIME BILLIE!! I..DO..NOT..HAVE..YOUR..COOKIE!!!Billie:...YES YOU....oh...wait...I already ate it...never mind...*skips off*Bono: MY GOD YOUR A FREAKIN' MORON!! AHH!!! *stomps away**five minutes later Tre' is still sitting there*Tre':....haha...Billie ate the cookie......sorry it's a bit long...And she does it again. That one ruled.
Alex Ash Posted April 1, 2007 Posted April 1, 2007 I'll try this oneBillie: I would like to thank all you peop... UmmmMike: Yeah !!!!Tre': WTF! Only I can do that to billie! Mike your so dead Not that great :down:
Oh no...it's the...BULLWINKLE! Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 damn i haven't posted in a while...ok well here it goesBillie Joe: What do you want to do?Mike: I dunno what do you want to do?Billie Joe: I dunno that's why i asked you.Tre: Wanna go watch those monkeys have oral sex?Mike: We did that yesterday.Tre: oh yeahBillie Joe: What do you wanna do? :down: blah i suckMike: Tre....we've had this conversation before...you have to share Billie Joe with other people...Tre: NO! HE'S MINE!Billie Joe thinking: I feel so lovedTre: I feel left out
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Tre': I am now the magic Tre Genie I shall grant you one wish Billie now what shall it beBiilie: hmm lets see my wish would be...for you to quit fucking around Tre' and play your fucking drums goddamit!!!! Tre': I am so sorry Bill but I cannot comply...that was two wishes....Billie:....just play you fucktard...Tre': Ok then now to find some random chick to make out with..*stands up and looks around*hmmm lets see..too fat...too skinny...too sissy....too girly...ah Perfect...oh...wait...thats a guy....eh fuck it......*walks over*Billie: Dude check out Tre'...he's frenching that guy over there!!Mike: damn!! ......Ok I know whats gonna happen next..Billie: ...and....down Tre' goes...oooo..that punch looked like it hurt...Mike: I'll go get him...Tre': AHH ITS THAT SPIDER AGAIN!!! DIE!!!! DIE YOU FOUL CREATURE!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME AND DIE ALREADY!! AAAHHH!!!!Billie: well this has been the most entertainment I've had all dayMike:..yep I agree...
Krusties Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c377/nim...y06004_0002.jpgTre': Ok then now to find some random chick to make out with..*stands up and looks around*hmmm lets see..too fat...too skinny...too sissy....too girly...ah Perfect...oh...wait...thats a guy....eh fuck it......*walks over*Billie: Dude check out Tre'...he's frenching that guy over there!!Mike: damn!! ......Ok I know whats gonna happen next..Billie: ...and....down Tre' goes...oooo..that punch looked like it hurt...Mike: I'll go get him...I love that one....poor tre
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 I feel special (yeah eveytime I see Tre in that second picture..I feel so bad fo him....he looks so lonely... )
scissors Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 ^you're a genious and i love you and tre does look so alone. too bad i wasn't there
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 ^you're a genious and i love you and tre does look so alone. too bad i wasn't there oo I'm loved too yeah I would also have loved too sit next to him... http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f22/TreC...iltonkeynes.jpgBillie: *wolf whistle* TAKE IT OFF!!!! ow ow!!! Tre': Billie...I'm just taking off my jacket....Billie: ...well, take it off!!!!... Tre: phf....Mike: hey Tre'...I would recommend that you take that jacket off faster because Billies going to...*Billie jumps Tre'*Billie: rawr.. Tre': AHH!! GET 'EM OFF!!! GET 'EM OFF!!! Mike: oh dear...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 ^Thank you guys I love that picture it's sexy
Krusties Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f22/TreC...iltonkeynes.jpgBillie: *wolf whistle* TAKE IT OFF!!!! ow ow!!! Tre': Billie...I'm just taking off my jacket....Billie: ...well, take it off!!!!... Tre: phf....Mike: hey Tre'...I would recommend that you take that jacket off faster because Billies going to...*Billie jumps Tre'*Billie: rawr.. Tre': AHH!! GET 'EM OFF!!! GET 'EM OFF!!! Mike: oh dear...I love that one
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 thank you again... ...now off I go picture scavenging...
RebelAmongSaints Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 Mike soon found out, you should never picture google yourself *this actually came up when my friend and I picture googled Mike Dirnt*
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