scissors Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 .... mine aren't as funny as they used to be... :/ i disagree! you're hilarious
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 Tre': AAAHHH!! IT'S A SPIDER!! KILL IT KILL IT!!! *Chucks drum at it*Billlie: Great Tre' Just wonderful! You know thats coming out of your pay right? Tre': I get paid? Mike: shhh! shut up Billie
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 ^ sounds like something Billie would do
Krusties Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 http://info.detnews.com/dn/pix/2005/09/12/greenday.jpgNarrator: And so, Green Day played as the Titanic sank... True story...Billie: City of the damned. Lost children with-- AGH! Shit! We're going down!Mike: With my last breath, I curse Ronnie Blake!Ronnie: HEY!Narrator: .... This was not a true story...that one kikked ass ;]
Queen For A Day Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Bahahaha. I love this thread. <3 Tre: *throws drumstick at Billie's leg* :whistling: Billie: OWW! God! Which one of you threw.... ....wait.... this is a drumstick.....TRE! Mike: Oooooh, Tre, you're gonna get it now.....
disapearinggirl64 Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 someone do this one ...PWEASE!!!http://www.greendayvideos.com/dvd/ridinginvans_001.jpg
nimrod-41 Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 i disagree! you're hilarious Really?... Thanks! Here's a few more then:Billie: Oh, no! The lady who dresses me put my tie on the wrong way round! That's it! I cannot work under these conditions! I quit! You can just take this job and stuff it!Billie: ... What the..? Nikelodeon?! I thought this was a real award! I'm not doing some kids thing! Everyone stay back! I have hostages!Joey: Daddy, what are you doing?Billie: Shut up or I'll waste one of you!Adie: Billie, hunny, calm down.. You're getting a bit carried away...Billie: Am I?.. AM I?!!?!... OK, Kids. Let's just all of us keep walking and everyone wins and everyone lives...Billie: I am not a crook!Mike: Oh my God! Billie's lieing! We just stole this award together!Tré: Hahaha.... Nixon..
Jem Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Tre': AAAHHH!! IT'S A SPIDER!! KILL IT KILL IT!!! *Chucks drum at it*Billlie: Great Tre' Just wonderful! You know thats coming out of your pay right? Tre': I get paid? Mike: shhh! shut up Billie LMAO!!! I loved that one, if I could give you Karma I would. And I can just picture Tre's expression like that!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 ^Thank yeesh! someone do this one ...PWEASE!!!http://www.greendayvideos.com/dvd/ridinginvans_001.jpgTre' noticed the shirt Billies wearing...Tre': WHAT WHAT THE FUCK?! How do you not know who I am! I have been in the band with you for like 13 years AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!!!Billie: ..It's just a shirt...Tre': *didn't hear him* so your telling me you haven't noticed the guy sitting behind you playing the drums for 13 fucking years!!!!..*keeps ranting on*Mike and Billie: TRE!!!Tre': WWHHHAATT!!Mike and Billie: IT'S JUST A DAMN SHIRT!!Tre': *stops and thinks*...Oh ok...*skips away*Mike: I told you not to wear that!Billie: Yeah I should have seen that coming
nimrod-41 Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Billie: ... There... I finally did it.. It took me three weeks without sleep or food or anything i need to stay alive, but it's done... The most extreme piece of music memorabelia ever!Tré runs in the room. Tré: Oh God, I really need to pee!Billie: NOOO!!!! MY MASTERPIECE!!!Tré: .... It's a truck stop mens room urinal, dude...
nimrod-41 Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 ^^Thanks! I'm gonna do some more 'cause I'm bored as hell... *BOOM!!*Billie: What the hell was that?!Tré: Holy fuck! Mike just exploded! I can't watch!OR...*BOOM!!*Tré: AGH! Sneezing gas!Billie: *Sneeze!*Billie: (Silly voice) Look at me! I'm Jason White! Lalala! I wasn't in Green Day from the beggining but I still play with them!Mike & Tré: Billie: (Silly voice) I play dominoes and bingo and I touch myself!... I have no friends!Mike & Tré: LMFAO!Mike: ... Ah... It's funny because it's true....Jason: (watching the others on TV) Bastards!........ Oh wait.... It's all true...
elisa Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 I really like the first one and the second it's fun as well
Jem Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Great ones ladies, keep them coming cause you all are making me laugh!*Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*Billie: Oh god, sorry guys I couldn't hold it in.Tre: :verymad: God, Billie couldn't you have waited till after we finished the set! GODDAMIT! Mike: Billie: Sorry. :/ LOL, sorry it sucks but you ladies are much better at this.
Oh no...it's the...BULLWINKLE! Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Aidy: Billie...not here in public... Billie Joe: Aww come on...the press loves it when me and Tre do itAidy: WHAT?!? :down: sorry
Krusties Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/images/..._1127447992.pngBillie: ... There... I finally did it.. It took me three weeks without sleep or food or anything i need to stay alive, but it's done... The most extreme piece of music memorabelia ever!Tré runs in the room. Tré: Oh God, I really need to pee!Billie: NOOO!!!! MY MASTERPIECE!!!Tré: .... It's a truck stop mens room urinal, dude...http://www.sptimes.com/2005/04/14/images/x...525923_0414.jpgBillie: (Silly voice) Look at me! I'm Jason White! Lalala! I wasn't in Green Day from the beggining but I still play with them!Mike & Tré: Billie: (Silly voice) I play dominoes and bingo and I touch myself!... I have no friends!Mike & Tré: LMFAO!Mike: ... Ah... It's funny because it's true....Jason: (watching the others on TV) Bastards!........ Oh wait.... It's all true... ....that's kinda meanhttp://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e267/gre...biblepremir.jpgAidy: Billie...not here in public... Billie Joe: Aww come on...the press loves it when me and Tre do itAidy: WHAT?!? I love that one!!
nimrod-41 Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 ....that's kinda meanI know... But everyone loves Jason really You can tell that I'm really bored, here's a bunch more...Mike: RUN AWAY!!!Billie: Oh my God! Godzilla is chasing Mike! AGH!Tré: Dance to the music!Tré: AGH! Tré is dehidrating! Billie, get your ass over here and sweat in my mouth to cool me down!Mike: .... That is fucked up...Billie: ... Well... This is awkward....Tré: ...... I don't think we should ever mention this to anyone....Mike: ..... Why wouldn't either of you two look at me during...?...Billie: Oh boy, another award... Like I have room for this on the fireplace...Tré: With this award, I'll be able to pick up all sorts of women.... And men... Together...Billie: ... Tré, I think you should try to finish all your sentances about 3 words earlier...Mike: This award tastes like those male eatable thongs that you eat right off the body.......... Not that I know that......That'll do.... Enjoy... I'm gonna go sleep before my eyes start to bleed
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Billie: aright here's a lesson for all you fucking n00bs out there*^Billie pulls out a poster that looks like this^*Billie: Ok assholes here you go:Billie Joe Sexy Younger Black poofy hair Billy JoelUglyOlderbalding gray hairTre': similarities...Both are singers and both have names that are almost a like Mike: Billie:... ...Shut up Tre'!
Queen For A Day Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Narrative voice: ...AND THEN BILLIE SAID, "LET THERE BE LIGHT".... Green Day getting their picture taken at police station:Police: Turn....*As they turn, Tre whispers to Billie*: I told you *THAT* was a bad idea....Billie: Mike: (use your imagination for *THAT* ahaha )Billie talking to audience: So....how high do you think I can throw it?*Green Day sees camera man passed out*Tre: You think if we poke him, he'll wake up....?Billie: ?Mike: ?
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