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Kanye pops up randomly: Yo Billie Joe Imma happy for you and I'm going to let you finish but, I have the best spaz attack ever

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Goddamn it Kanye didn't let me finish my speech

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When the cookies and the rootbeer run out, Billei Joe Armstrong is the first to here it

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Billie: OK, guys. I'm sorry... Can you untie me now?

Tré: I'm afraid we can't do that, Billie. We've got plans for you. Sexy plans...

Mike: *pulls a whip out from behind his back* Let's do this thing.

Billie: Oh God..

:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

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AHHH SHIT, SOMEBODY GET THIS THING OFF OF ME! I THINK I BROKE ME LEG!

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ouch, that's going to leave a mark.

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OH SHIT ! ............ that was my cookie.

OMG!!!!!!! ................ im short.

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NOOOO! My nails are RUINED!!

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Billie: Ok, I think I've just got a boner

BJ: omg...mr. bull, you smell like ****!!!! Your ass....is....smelling really bad!!!!! :pinch::sick:

Bull: *sniffs BJ*

Tre: *sniffs and looks at bull* BJ!!!! You farted!!!!

BJ: I did not!!!! That's bull ****!!!!

Tre: Suuuurrrreeee..... :dry:

BJ: Seriously.....it's bull ****!!!!

Tre: The bull doesn't lie, Bill!!!!

*Tre walks away*

Bull: *grabs cookie out of BJ's jacket*

BJ: I want to hurt you right now.... :mad:

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Tre: Ohhh! Look over here! *tugs and points*

Billie: OMG!!! HAI!! :woot:

Mike: Owww.......*rubs arm* :dry:

link pls?

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Mike: Billie, I'm pregnant...

Billie: *reaction as picture*

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It wasn't until the end of the concert that Billie Joe realized the aliens were actually going to abduct him

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Billie: Oh shit, that ain't a chandelier, that's a motherfucking UFO

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Billie's first audition for the Jonas Brothers impersonation club.

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It is I whom farted!

lmfao sorry, i suck, it's my first try >.<

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Billie: NO!! BILLIE WANT ICE CREAM!! :cry:

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GIVE ME THAT FUCKING COOKIE!!!

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I saw this in the waiting room of the chiropractors, in the latest issue of Rolling Stone Magazine

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It reads "The Barber of Berkeley: Billie Joe Armstrong gladly mohawked a fan at the premiere of The American Idiot musical, but he put down the shears when asked to do some manscaping"

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I saw this in the waiting room of the chiropractors, in the latest issue of Rolling Stone Magazine

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It reads "The Barber of Berkeley: Billie Joe Armstrong gladly mohawked a fan at the premiere of The American Idiot musical, but he put down the shears when asked to do some manscaping"

haha the barber of berkeley :lol:

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Mike: C'mon guys... don't embarrass me. at least stand up straight and and PRETEND you're as tall as most normal humans...

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Fan: *throws billie cookie bag*

Billie: OMFG!! For me?? TTHHAANNKKK YOU!!!

Or

Billie: OMFGG!!!! my pick just fell into da ppiitttt!!

Or

Billie: HEY!!!! you just took my nail polish!!!! NNOOO!!!! :cry:

Or

*during EJN*

Billie: okay let me see,who wants to be saved tonight? Hey,is that your baby? can i see it?

Lady: Sure! *hands over baby!*

Billie: *grabs baby but the baby slips out of his hands and falls* OMFG!! it fell! wheres da baby?? OMFG OMFG!! Sawwyyyy...

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That pic is definitely uncaptionable. (Is that even a word?)

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All right, now guess where this little guy has been. :eyebrows:

BJ: Hey ppl, SMILE!!!!

Mike: Is Bill or I on drugs b/c I can't see a camera?

Tre: *tilts head* Ohhh...I can see it...uhhh...nevermind...

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Fan: Billie - Show me the length of your little one!

Billie: Here you go!When fully errected!

Fan: :unsure:

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trè: "...ahaa you've right, I gotta talk with billie"

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NEXT DAY:

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that one was awesome :lol: :lol:

thanks :)

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Billie: WTF are you doing with me?

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