UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^haha epic *claps* good job
amy_runs Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^ Hahaha that one was good!http://eu.staying-alive.org/stayingalive/a.../billie_joe.jpgBillie: Come on, kids. There's candy and pop in here... I would get in...
Micky Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^haha epic *claps* good job ^ Hahaha that one was good!Bwahah thanks
Countrygirl Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 Black Guy: Oh yeah, I know you!BJ: Really?Black Guy: *silently smiles*BJ: Oh yeah, I do know you!Black Guy: Really? Who are you? I seriously don't have any idea who you are, dog.BJ: Drug buzz?Black Guy: Huh? Chicken? I like chicken. But...who are you?BJ: KFC manBlack Guy: Oh yeah! Thanks for the chicken! It always makes me feel gooood to be a customer. BJ: orAkon: *nervously rubs his hands* Ummm....Bill....I noticed we have similar teeth, but will you go out with me? on a date? maybe get married? Oh goodness, I'm nervous!BJ: Uhhhhh...
Anja Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/0/1/8...8107-slarge.jpgBillie: Holy shit! That woman's having a baby!Tre: Huh? That's where babys come from?.. You lied to me, Mike!Mike: Sorry, but me a Billie agreed you weren't ready to know the truth yet...Tre: So the whole thing about the magical pixie orgy was a lie?!Billie: ... What the fuck did you tell him, Mike?Woman: Can't you fight later?! I'm having a baby now!Billie: Ok, ok... Is there a doctor in the house?Tre: I'll do it! That made me lol Good job
nimrod-41 Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^ nice I would get in...That made me lol Good jobThanks Dude: That's right everyone! You know who this is? That's right! Tre Cool! The best damn drummer in the world!... Except for Travis Barker, of course.Tre: ... No!... I'm the best!.... I'm the greatest!.. *Grabs the guy by the shirt* GRRARR!
Micky Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 http://i44.tinypic.com/2z8rb4k.jpgMan on the very left: *whispering* Yes, I'm telling the truth .. Billie Joe sleeps with a teddy bear ... I saw him!*The woman and the other man laugh*Billie: Yu uh, I'm right here, I can hear you bastards speaking about me, I can touch you and if I turn my head I can even see you. Hey, are you listen to me?Man: Yes yes, and then then ... he's afraid of darkness*The woman and the other man laugh and whisper something*Billie: Are you kidding me?Man: No ... Billie: Oh thank y ...Man: No, he can't sleep without a lamp in the room if that's not on*The others laugh again*Billie: *staring at the wall* Seriously ... are you kidding?Woman: I bet he calls his mother in the middle of the night because of terrible nightmaresBillie: You're wearing me out ... go to hell! This beer is more friendly than you all. *whimpering* aren't you, honey?. . . Ups, double post. Sorry xD
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^ haha Ok, I'm gonna try this thinghttp://i41.tinypic.com/fwu24x.jpg*Billie hasn't made a move for 20 minutes*Crowd: Why the hell isn't he singing?Mike: *whispering* Pst, Billie ... we have a show to lead here!Crowd: Hey you, we paid to see you guys ... do something!Tré: Billie Joe Armstrong, what the fuck are you doing?Billie: *whispering* Don't you see my shirt? I came, I'm seeing and then I'll leaveMike: Oh, c'mon ... you're not Julius CaesarBillie: Shut the fuck up ... this is my moment of glory! :lol:that made me lol
Countrygirl Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 People: *whispering and snickering*Bill: *blushes* Oh god...they saw me naked last night! People: *snickering and whispering*Bill: *shouts at the top of his lungs* I KNOW YOU SAW ME NAKED LAST NIGHT AND IF YOU WANT SEX THINK AGAIN!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!! People: What's his problem?Billie: *shouts at the top of his lungs* At least tell me if you liked my leopard undies!!!! Guy: He's drunk. :/ Girl: Oh, I think he's just one of the mental patients. Bill: NO I AM NOT!!!! :verymad: Girl: Awwww....it's okay, little guy, we don't bite. I love you.Bill: Relax, Bill, I have a girlfriend, remember?
nimrod-41 Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 ^^ lol. very good.NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!Billie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!http://www.virginmedia.com/images/greenday...-lookalikes.jpgBillie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too... :lol:great!
punkfunkdisco Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!http://www.virginmedia.com/images/greenday...-lookalikes.jpgBillie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too... awesome!
Countrygirl Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 ^^ lol. very good.NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!http://www.virginmedia.com/images/greenday_mcr-gal-lookalikes.jpg[/imgBillie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too...Thanks if that is for me and you did good too.
nimrod-41 Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Thanks everyone! Glad you liked it Tre: [At a computer] Okay... Now to send the '21st Century Breakdown' demo to my own computer so I can work on the drums at home... [Presses 'Send To All Contacts'] Oh shit! Billie's gonna kill me!Billie: [Knocks on the door] Tre? You ready? We're going.Tre: Don't come in!Billie: ... Why?... What have you done now?!Tre: Nothing!.. I'm..... Masterbating!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 *Jason Freeze starts playing the stripper on his trumpet*Billie : JASON WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ENCOURAGING HIM!!FYI for all you non band geeks the stripper is a song that is typically used in a pep band...
Babs!! Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Thanks everyone! Glad you liked it http://www.greendaynet.de/Bilder/Mitgliede...tre-cool-18.jpgTre: [At a computer] Okay... Now to send the '21st Century Breakdown' demo to my own computer so I can work on the drums at home... [Presses 'Send To All Contacts'] Oh shit! Billie's gonna kill me!Billie: [Knocks on the door] Tre? You ready? We're going.Tre: Don't come in!Billie: ... Why?... What have you done now?!Tre: Nothing!.. I'm..... Masterbating!http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/GD_23/232931_01.jpg*Jason Freeze starts playing the stripper on his trumpet*Billie : JASON WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ENCOURAGING HIM!!FYI for all you non band geeks the stripper is a song that is typically used in a pep band...amazing job! both of you
rcolley Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 maybe hes born with it .......... maybe its maybeline i love that one
Sora Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/GD_23/232931_01.jpg*Jason Freeze starts playing the stripper on his trumpet*Billie : JASON WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ENCOURAGING HIM!!FYI for all you non band geeks the stripper is a song that is typically used in a pep band...Awesome^^ You're brilliant!
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