Anja Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Well, that´s my first try so don´t laught at me, please BJ: Uh, what´s he doing, holy cow!? Feels good!Guy: Grrrh, feels better than myself! Mike: Hey, that is my goddamn job!!! Get your bleeding hands off or I will break every single of your bone!BJ:
Spider Tre Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Billie: *thinks to himself* how embarrising.. i'm the only one standing on something because i'm standing behind a mountainguy in yellow shirt: quiet down punk boy!Billie: *continues thinking* a mountain that can read minds
BadgerLALA Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Billie *out of the shot*: Tré... can I get the awards? It's belongs to everyone in the band not just the drummer.Tré: No! They are mine! *hold then thighter* You can't have them *runs of*
BuriedInAHole Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Billie: And the card says....Eeeee...Mike: Estella, my baby? Oh God.....she grew up so fast while I was away.Tre: Well, here she comes!Mike: Come here, honey!!!! *closes eyes and smacks a kiss on her lips*Billie: Oh...it's EvanescenseBritney: *throws the flowers Mike gave her visiciously on the floor*Mike: OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!!!!!!!!!Tre: You wanna see something really weird *Kisses Mike on stage*Billie: Ok....It's time to grow up, I mean go now...See you at the Grammy's next year. I wonder what surprises we'll bring!*Green Day goes off stage and Evanescense runs after them*Billie: Boys, you embarrassed me!!!!Mike and Tre: Sorry.... *Evanescence runs over to Green Day*Billie: Oh hi Adie...*kisses Evanescense*Adie: Billie: AAAAHHHH GASP!!!!! *covers mouth*Evanescence: I was kissed by Green Day twice!Tre: *kisses Evanescence* And this makes the third.Everyone: Tre: What?!? I need a girlfriend! As I read it..I thought you wrote it for me Countrygirl!!!!one word....PERFECT!!!You are amazing!!!!
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Mar.../greenday13.jpgBillie: *thinks to himself* how embarrising.. i'm the only one standing on something because i'm standing behind a mountainguy in yellow shirt: quiet down punk boy!Billie: *continues thinking* a mountain that can read minds lol@ "quiet down punk boy" :lol:
nimrod-41 Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Billie: Come on, kids. There's candy and pop in here...
Nele Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Billie: Hello and welcome to Cooking With Green Day! Public: Woohoo *clap like complete idiots*Billie: So, what did you prepared for us Mike?Mike: Nothing... Billie: Ehmm.. umm ok!!Public: *clap like complete idiots*Billie: And Tre! What did you brought along?!?Tre: Well... water... in bottles...Billie: That's fantastic! Now we cook a beautiful dinner! Mike and Tre: Public: Woohoo *clap again*
Luci_Minority Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Adie: C'mon Billie let's go hereBillie: *loooking cameraman* We have to go HERE?? OrBillie have problems with orientation at the kids choice awards Billie: You're so beautiful tonight honey Adie: Wait a second Billie I have to look at the camera Billie:
Luci_Minority Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 *A girl assaults Billie backwards*Girl: OMG!! I love you Billie you're so sexy!! Please a photo!! Look I'm soo sexy I'm with Billie!!Mike e Trè: Billie: WTF???? Adie: Stay away from my husband you bitch!!! Girl: Ops...sorry... Adie: Every Green Day fan: Where is shenanigans??? O_______O And they wrote Billie's name wrong!!ORBillie: WTF?? My name is BILLIE not Billy!!!!!! >.<Trè: There is something wrong in this!! There is not shenanigans!! *_*Mike: Thats because you take shenanigans away from here one hours ago because you lost your copy of the cd!! Billie: Eh??Trè: Mike is a liar!! Mike: No Billie Trè is a liar!! He have shenanigans in his car!!Trè: shout up Mike!! Billie: ?????ORMan: This is for you guys!! Congratulations!!Billie: You wrote my name wrong!! >.<Man: Uh sorry...Mike:...and miss a cd...Man: ...........Trè: -.-'
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 Tre: Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!!!Billie: god dammit I thought I told you to hide that movie from him mike!!Tre: Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial!!!Mike: I THOUGHT I DID!!! He must have used the chair to get it from on top of the fridge!!!Tre: You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning!!!!!Fans : orTre': OH MY GAWD THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!Billie: Tre.. thats an airplane....Tre: .. oh that makes sense....Billie:
Robin105 Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgIt's a bird! It's a Plane! It's Superman!
nimrod-41 Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 Billie: I believe I can fly!!!Tre: Ohh... God, no...
punkfunkdisco Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgTre: Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!!!Billie: god dammit I thought I told you to hide that movie from him mike!!Tre: Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial!!!Mike: I THOUGHT I DID!!! He must have used the chair to get it from on top of the fridge!!!Tre: You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning!!!!!Fans :
Anja Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgTre': OH MY GAWD THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!Billie: Tre.. thats an airplane....Tre: .. oh that makes sense....Billie:
Countrygirl Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Billie: And the card says....Eeeee...Mike: Estella, my baby? Oh God.....she grew up so fast while I was away.Tre: Well, here she comes!Mike: Come here, honey!!!! *closes eyes and smacks a kiss on her lips*Billie: Oh...it's EvanescenseBritney: *throws the flowers Mike gave her visiciously on the floor*Mike: OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!!!!!!!!!Tre: You wanna see something really weird *Kisses Mike on stage*Billie: Ok....It's time to grow up, I mean go now...See you at the Grammy's next year. I wonder what surprises we'll bring!*Green Day goes off stage and Evanescense runs after them*Billie: Boys, you embarrassed me!!!!Mike and Tre: Sorry.... *Evanescence runs over to Green Day*Billie: Oh hi Adie...*kisses Evanescense*Adie: Billie: AAAAHHHH GASP!!!!! *covers mouth*Evanescence: I was kissed by Green Day twice!Tre: *kisses Evanescence* And this makes the third.Everyone: Tre: What?!? I need a girlfriend! As I read it..I thought you wrote it for me Countrygirl!!!!one word....PERFECT!!!You are amazing!!!!Thanks.Yeah, I'll dedicate it to you.http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a..._germany/ad.jpgCrowd: *sees GD walking on the street and says, "Come in for free food."Bill: Free food in Tahiti!Mike: Isn't this where the cannibles live? Tre: So what we eatin' folks? Mike: Tre, run! Tre: I'm hungry, Mike...I....Crowd: *licks lips and puts hands together* Mike and Bill: UH-OH!!!!Tre: Is it chicken? Pizza? Chinese? Oooo...I like lasgna.Crowd: *licks Tre's arms and legs*Tre: Awww...I'm lovable! *kisses them back* Crowd: *bites*Tre: Ouch!!! That hurts, bitch! Have some chocolate milk! *runs out with Mike and Bill*Mike: Ugh...I never want to eat again.Tre: Eeehhh...It was just busy...I'm coming back tomorrow.Mike and Bill:
Countrygirl Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 This was a picture in a driving ad about "What Drunks Look Like When They Are Drunk."Tre: I remember a story about my great grandfather Tonkie. He was an amazing old man! I never really got to know him, because when I first got my driver's license, I drove over him with my car. It was sad because I always squashed road kill, but this time....it was....old geezer. His lenses ripped a hole in my tire and I never drove again. But I met a new old man in jail. So, he went to Hawaii because he grew mental and that was the end. I heard he jumped off the cruise ship and died. We are so much alike!Reporter: *cries like a bubbling idiot* Mike: Tre, that story isn't true!!!!Tre: It was heart felt! I never have heart felt moments in my life. Maybe I got drunk and broke my leg, but yeah. At least it made him cry. Sucker.
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^HAHAHAHAHAHA.thanks you guys!I guess I'm gettin it back Tre: mmm that Pie I had was good,.. it was like sitting there and I ate like the whole fuckin thing man... god I love pie... do you love pie interview lady...Interview chick:.. Tre... that has nothing to do with with how many records you've soldTre: did you know that I have eaten 5 pies in one sitting one day dude thatwas totally awesomeInterview chick: ...
Spider Tre Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...nday/tre119.jpgTre: I remember a story about my great grandfather Tonkie. He was an amazing old man! I never really got to know him, because when I first got my driver's license, I drove over him with my car. It was sad because I always squashed road kill, but this time....it was....old geezer. His lenses ripped a hole in my tire and I never drove again. But I met a new old man in jail. So, he went to Hawaii because he grew mental and that was the end. I heard he jumped off the cruise ship and died. We are so much alike!Reporter: *cries like a bubbling idiot* Mike: Tre, that story isn't true!!!!Tre: It was heart felt! I never have heart felt moments in my life. Maybe I got drunk and broke my leg, but yeah. At least it made him cry. Sucker.
Nele Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Tre: All Green Day fans out there! I'm your god! I'm your master! Hail me!!! Worship me!!!Mike: Tre, you're just 5'6" tall... SHUT UP!Tre:
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgTre: Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!!!Billie: god dammit I thought I told you to hide that movie from him mike!!Tre: Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial!!!Mike: I THOUGHT I DID!!! He must have used the chair to get it from on top of the fridge!!!Tre: You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning!!!!!Fans : orTre': OH MY GAWD THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!Billie: Tre.. thats an airplane....Tre: .. oh that makes sense....Billie: http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a...restandup-1.jpgTre: All Green Day fans out there! I'm your god! I'm your master! Hail me!!! Worship me!!!Mike: Tre, you're just 5'6" tall... SHUT UP!Tre: :lol: @ both.
nimrod-41 Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Billie: Holy shit! That woman's having a baby!Tre: Huh? That's where babys come from?.. You lied to me, Mike!Mike: Sorry, but me a Billie agreed you weren't ready to know the truth yet...Tre: So the whole thing about the magical pixie orgy was a lie?!Billie: ... What the fuck did you tell him, Mike?Woman: Can't you fight later?! I'm having a baby now!Billie: Ok, ok... Is there a doctor in the house?Tre: I'll do it!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^ niceMike: HAI THER KIDZ!!!!kiddies: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *runsaway*Mike: whats up with them?..Mike isn't really a kid person as you can see...
Micky Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^ haha Ok, I'm gonna try this thing*Billie hasn't made a move for 20 minutes*Crowd: Why the hell isn't he singing?Mike: *whispering* Pst, Billie ... we have a show to lead here!Crowd: Hey you, we paid to see you guys ... do something!Tré: Billie Joe Armstrong, what the fuck are you doing?Billie: *whispering* Don't you see my shirt? I came, I'm seeing and then I'll leaveMike: Oh, c'mon ... you're not Julius CaesarBillie: Shut the fuck up ... this is my moment of glory!
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