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tre-here ya go ya teenies! hes choking so now you'll want to marry me

billie joe--tre,tre! i need **gag** mouth to mouth

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mike- oh i must be giving you mouth to mou-wait..what just happened? did billie just choke himself to molest me?

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billie joe- mike.. if your gonna get that close to me your gonna have to smell my pits!

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Billie: *screams like little girl*

Tre: Look what you bitches did! How many times do I have to tell you? STOP THROWING YOURSELVES AT HIM YOU SLUTTY 12 YR OLDS! HE'S MINE DAMNIT!

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Billie: Hey Mike look that guy looks just like me.

Mike: Dude that's Tre's new girlfriend........

Tre: Isn't she HOT

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Tre: WHAT!? YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME? COME ON BRING IT!!!

Mike (not in picture) I wouldn't...I still can't believe what he did to Billie..

Billie:(gets a flashback momment and starts crying and screaming)

Mike:..its okay Billie..

Reporter: What happened?

Mike: Billie told Tre' to calm down during a show...and Tre' shoved a drumstick up his ass...it took him weeks to shit it out....

Billie while wimpering: :( ...and the ass splinters (crys)

Reporter: wow...O_O

Mike:...ya...its sad...

Tre': SEE!! THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME!! NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN COOKIE!!! :mad:

hows that? :/

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^^ UR MOTHER MUAHAHAHAHA....

That was brilliant! :lol:

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Mike: Woah! Billie stole Tré's neck!

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Snoop: Meet my bitch, Billie Joe Armstrong.

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^^ UR MOTHER MUAHAHAHAHA....

That was brilliant! :lol:

Thank you, Thank you (bows and throws drumstick) :D

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I'm cool. You're not. Get over it.

i tried.

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Billie: "IIIIIIIII've paid my duuuuuues......Hey guys! Look I have black stripe! :woot: "

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Tre: "Wooow!! Billie, you looks so cool with this stripe buuut......do you know what it is?"

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Billie: *afraid* "No"

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Tre: "Eeerrmm :blush: ...you know, it's kinda...hmmm...thing that catchs mosquitos. It's sticky and they stick to it ... You better take off this stripe... :ermm: It can cause unpleasant feelings."

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day later:

Billie: "Ugh, my neck's been itching all day!!"

Tre: "I told you..."

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^

Haha,Thats Awesome :lol:

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Billie Joe: To the window, to the wall.

Audience: To da wall!

Billie Joe: To the sweat drop down my balls.

Audience: My balls!

[you'll only understand this if you've heard the song 'Get Low' by Lil Jon.]

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^LMAO!!!!

Its "To da wall"

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^LMAO!!!!

Its "To da wall"

that's what i thought. but i looked up the lyrics and it said, "to dat wall." but some others said, "to da wall." i think i'll change it...

sorry for the spam.

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billie will now attempt to be hitler

(yeah,i know. dumb.)

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Billie: Hey there Sailor

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Billie: Hey guys.. check out my hog.

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