Nele Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...84699117ut8.jpgBillie: and Tre you are NOT the father!Tre: i knew it lol i just wanted to a caption on one of the new pics xDhaha, great job!
nimrod-41 Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 ^haha!Mike: That's it, just smile for the paparazzi, guys.Billie: Paparazzi? *Posh laugh* I shot many paparazzi on safari! Slave boy! Bring me my rifle!Tre: Yesh mashter, shertainly mashter.OR... They're trying to be serious for the cameras and Tre just wispers the word 'testicles' in Billie's ear.
starbucksfreak Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 xD LMAO monicas owned Ok im gonna try this i havent done this in literally years, so no one judge! *one of tres ex's slipped a random letter in the elvelope* Billie: *opens the thing and reads it* .. "tre has two assholes" O.o ... tre: .... uhm o_o Mike: *thinking* .. if i pretend to be somewhere else, this will be alot less awkward
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 dude thats awesome bonnie
Spider Tre Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 ^haha!http://greendayrock.canalblog.com/images/0637.jpgMike: That's it, just smile for the paparazzi, guys.Billie: Paparazzi? *Posh laugh* I shot many paparazzi on safari! Slave boy! Bring me my rifle!Tre: Yesh mashter, shertainly mashter.OR... They're trying to be serious for the cameras and Tre just wispers the word 'testicles' in Billie's ear.xD LMAO monicas owned Ok im gonna try this i havent done this in literally years, so no one judge! http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...84699117ut8.jpg*one of tres ex's slipped a random letter in the elvelope* Billie: *opens the thing and reads it* .. "tre has two assholes" O.o ... tre: .... uhm o_o Mike: *thinking* .. if i pretend to be somewhere else, this will be alot less awkward
gerbilfreak2 Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j161/Jad...sfreakinout.jpgTre: See! See what happens?! You take too effing long and I pooped my pantsBillie: O shit! He wasn't lying.Mike (outta pic): No Shit?!
Spider Tre Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 ^ xDTre: oh psshaw. Green Day isn't scared of anythingBillie: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S A SPIDER ON TRE'S ASS OMGOMGOMMFG!!! SIT ON IT TRE SIT ON IT!!!!
nimrod-41 Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 ^^ looking at billie, I think that might've actually happened
Nele Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Person in crowd: Where's the toilet?Billie: Right there!
Blueisme Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Billie: (thinking) these picks look tastie.... I'll eat them after the show!
Blueisme Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 I'm bored..Billie: I'm E.T.!!! Look at my glowing finger!Tré:Mike help! Billie scares me Billie: Look what I did! Gwen Stefani: You wish...Billie: as if... Mike(not in picture): woah cat fight
Pati. Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 ^ xDTre: oh psshaw. Green Day isn't scared of anythingBillie: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S A SPIDER ON TRE'S ASS OMGOMGOMMFG!!! SIT ON IT TRE SIT ON IT!!!!Can I ask from what interview is that picture from this caption?
Spider Tre Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Can I ask from what interview is that picture from this caption?it was a Fuse interview i thinki don't know what it's called specifically
Anja Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a...t_totp_0140.jpgPerson in crowd: Where's the toilet?Billie: Right there!I love this thread!
gerbilfreak2 Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 http://i44.tinypic.com/2el8pyd.jpgokay let's try one:Santa Claus: you can't find the perfect gift for christmas?I have the solution! *whips GD out of his bag*Green Day inflatable dools! they can move and speak just like real people do!*pushes red buttons on their backs**GD in metallic voices*Tre: shake- shake- shake- shake- your- booty- *dances mechanically*Bj: I'm- a- bad- boy- spank me- spank me- *shows ass and spanks himself*Mike: I-want-coffee- you-old-tramp-give-me-coffee *grabs Santa's neck trying to strangle him*Santa: *dies*Mike: *picks up Santa's hat and puts it on* God I've been waiting for this moment for ages! now you've paid for not bringing me that fireman suit when I've asked forBj and Tre dolls *keep doing moves*I wish such a thing were made.Please o please????!!!Mike? Fireman suit? O dear jesus?! Tre: Woah dude... way too close for comfort. (Thinks to himself) Thats my billie.Mike and billie listen to the blahs of whomever is talkingArg not that good
Countrygirl Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 ^ You always have great ideas! Thank you! I like making people smile.http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j161/Jad...sfreakinout.jpgTre: See! See what happens?! You take too effing long and I pooped my pantsBillie: O shit! He wasn't lying.Mike (outta pic): No Shit?!Incredible Edible Egg
Countrygirl Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Billie: And the card says....Eeeee...Mike: Estella, my baby? Oh God.....she grew up so fast while I was away.Tre: Well, here she comes!Mike: Come here, honey!!!! *closes eyes and smacks a kiss on her lips*Billie: Oh...it's EvanescenseBritney: *throws the flowers Mike gave her visiciously on the floor*Mike: OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!!!!!!!!!Tre: You wanna see something really weird *Kisses Mike on stage*Billie: Ok....It's time to grow up, I mean go now...See you at the Grammy's next year. I wonder what surprises we'll bring!*Green Day goes off stage and Evanescense runs after them*Billie: Boys, you embarrassed me!!!!Mike and Tre: Sorry.... :/ *Evanescence runs over to Green Day*Billie: Oh hi Adie...*kisses Evanescense*Adie: Billie: AAAAHHHH GASP!!!!! *covers mouth*Evanescence: I was kissed by Green Day twice!Tre: *kisses Evanescence* And this makes the third.Everyone: Tre: What?!? I need a girlfriend!http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...84699117ut8.jpgBillie: AAAAAHHHHHRRRGGGHHHHAHHHHHHH!!!!! I just found out I am gay!!!! Tre: See.....I knew he had these feelings ever since he laid eyes on my juicy butt. Are you queer too camera boy?Cameraboy: That's offensive, Tre!!! Tre: *slaps face*Mike: Exxxxxccuuuuuuusssssseeeeeee MEEEEEEEEEEEE, But last time I checked you were gay too.Tre: Crap... But you are gay to coffeeMike: That made no sense, gay boy! You FAIL considerably considering my straight standards.Tre: Fine, you may be the only straight one in the group but gay guys have more fun.Mike: It's....Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Tre!!!!Tre: Ain't I a lady!
Countrygirl Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Bill: He can't play bass...he's hurting my ears and he's singing the wrong song...Boy: FalalalalalalalalalaBill: Why do we allow teenies on stage? I knew it was a bad idea...But no Mike and Sam the bear became "FRIENDLY".Boy: What? I wanted t-t-o-o t-t-t-ell you I-I-I-l-l-l-ov-v-e yo-o-u-u-u!!!Bill: Thanks for making my ears ring like toilet water or a massive flush. Boy: AWESOME!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!! OH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!Bill: Oh yeah...
Countrygirl Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...185038335_f.jpgA new look at "Pull My Finger" to an audience.
Countrygirl Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Tre: These are for God. *corny angel music goes off and shines a light on Tre*
Countrygirl Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Green Day: We're Green DayTre: Who the heck are they? *refers to audience and themselves*orTre: Wow...what have I been missing at the Grammys? Look at them ladies!!!orTre has stage fright and pees himself.Tre: Where's my chair?Bill: Where's the floor?Mike: I'm magic....wooooo....Tre: Where?Mike: Do I have to answer that?*paparazzi takes pictures*Tre: I think we missed the bus.Bill and Mike: I thought we were running from these guys....Tre: You puked on me.... Bill and Mike: *look* Sorry...*catches a taxi somewhere*Billie: Awww...We're back on TV!!! Stupid paps! Mike: *tears up and sniffles* Sorry, I'm shy...*sniff* and depressed....*laughs weird*Crowd: Tre: I found Lennon and a pirate. My life is complete!Bill: I hate you! Revenge!Mike: Huh?Michael Jackson: *walks by not knowing till Bill hits his face with a shoe* *screams bloody murder* AAAHHHH!!!! My goodness!!! AAAHHH!!! These shoes are sexy, baby!!!! *blows kiss at Bill*Bill: Hmmmm....Plan 2 RevengeBill: Omg, Tre farted and ripped a hole in the curtain! Tre: Where? Mike: Hold it, steady! Even if it has fart dew on it.Bill: We all survived.
Countrygirl Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Bill: Mike, are you jealous? I know you are...har har!Ladies: Who's Mike?Mike: No, I'm not! I'm not into ladies with short term memories.Ladies: Oh..he's cute. Someone needs a spanking!Mike: I love spankings! Ladies: Weirdo...let's go Bill to the retirement home! They have free icecream tonight!Bill: I love icecream! Why icecream?Ladies: Well, we can't chew ya knowBill: Ooooohhhh.... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Mar.../greenday14.jpgAwkwardhttp://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Mar.../greenday13.jpgYellow shirt: Get the black guy out of here. Black guy: Racist! Long yellow curly head: Uh-oh...I get BAAAD vibes!Bono: I'm sexy! *flexes muscles*Red hair: Awkward *drunk*Guy with spikey hair: Haha...love you guys!http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Mar.../greenday12.jpgBlack guy: You smell like chicken and I like chicken....
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