Jamzombie89 Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Two Parter:Mike: "Why's this camera guy starring at us??"Billie: "I dunno, but we should do something"Tre: "Lets just get naked... :whistling: "Billie: "ooo yes!..wait"Mike: "what?"Billie: "Tre fell asleep....."Mike: "...Goddammit Tre.. "Billie thinking to himself: "Im playing with putty cement in front of a bunch of adolescent teens while on national television.. god i love my life."
Countrygirl Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Heavy Metal!!! Good one.Thanks If Bill still plays when he's old and frail, it will seem like heavy metal. He's like, "Omg, my hearing aid!!!! My hands and head can't clench the music! Guitar..out of control!"Woah I missed some! @ everyone of them Thanks! Two Parter:http://i40.tinypic.com/15efo1x.jpg[/imgMike: "Why's this camera guy starring at us??"Billie: "I dunno, but we should do something"Tre: "Lets just get naked... :whistling: "http://i43.tinypic.com/2n87x9k.jpg[/imgBillie: "ooo yes!..wait"Mike: "what?"Billie: "Tre fell asleep....."Mike: "...Goddammit Tre.. "http://i39.tinypic.com/xgjlhj.jpg[/imgBillie thinking to himself: "Im playing with putty cement in front of a bunch of adolescent teens while on national television.. god i love my life."Oh nice! You are good! On the last one, I thought you were referring to Tre. Ooops...
Spider Tre Posted January 20, 2009 Posted January 20, 2009 Two Parter:http://i40.tinypic.com/15efo1x.jpgMike: "Why's this camera guy starring at us??"Billie: "I dunno, but we should do something"Tre: "Lets just get naked... :whistling: "http://i43.tinypic.com/2n87x9k.jpgBillie: "ooo yes!..wait"Mike: "what?"Billie: "Tre fell asleep....."Mike: "...Goddammit Tre.. "http://i39.tinypic.com/xgjlhj.jpgBillie thinking to himself: "Im playing with putty cement in front of a bunch of adolescent teens while on national television.. god i love my life."lol that's great
Tubbie Head Posted January 20, 2009 Posted January 20, 2009 hahha.. you guys are great!!! The Guy *makes sexy voice* : pssst.. Tré.. tonight at my apartment :wink: Tré: huummmm.... ok...... If you want it.. you got it Billie thinks: oh.. my.. here he goes again..
Countrygirl Posted January 21, 2009 Posted January 21, 2009 Tre: *claps merrily* "thinks: I hope he thinks I'm hot."The guy: Buddy, I came over here to tell you....Tre: The guy: I couldn't hold it in any longer....Tre: :wink: The guy: poop stains are on the back of your pants.Tre: Oooohhh -or-The guy: Dude, you don't have a ticket in?Tre: *shoots his eye at Bill* Bill: *smiles and tries to ignore Tre* She's beautiful! Lovely singer!
Countrygirl Posted January 21, 2009 Posted January 21, 2009 btw: "The guy" is Johnny Knoxville :wink:Oh, thanks!
-Billiejoezee- Posted January 21, 2009 Posted January 21, 2009 CLICK!mike:"hey baby."Billie:"stop moving,hold still i wanna come out hot."tre: "hey the camera dude's kinda hot."tre: *stops moving* Um billie why are you touching me there? stop it now.Billie:*stares into the camera like nothings happening* shh tre,just enjoy the moment. mike your next.Mike:"oh god i better go someplace else...oh god bilie stop it,no billie dont touch me like that in public!lol first time i've done this. i bet i suck. :down:
-Billiejoezee- Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 lol thnxmike: "is tre about to masturbate?"Billie:*looks at him through the corner of his eye* um yeah think so.Tre: *looks around* "dont let no one see me"Billie: *starts walking cool cause he saw a hot chick* "ooh look at that girl"Tre: "here i come baby"Mike: "wow." *dumbfound*lol.
rymenocerous Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 lol thnxhttp://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ay_standing.jpgmike: "is tre about to masturbate?"Billie:*looks at him through the corner of his eye* um yeah think so.Tre: *looks around* "dont let no one see me"hahaha Tre: This is WAY too weird...for once, I'm the sane-looking person...
Countrygirl Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 http://smouch.net/lol/Mike: Tre, you are so evil!Tre: Oh yes, I am! Billie: :devil:Mike: I gave a huge hint.
Countrygirl Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 *Bill's first time on camera after the concussion accident*Bill: Whoa! What is that guy taping us for?Cameraman: You guys will look great on my new website!Bill: What?!?! I don't allow my personal info on websites! Cameraman: It's always been that way! We even include naked shots!Bill: *kicks cameraman in the crotch* No more privates to show NOW, CAMERAMAN!!! :verymad: Cameraman: *runs away*Mike and Tre: Great! Now we're the outlaws...no more fame for us! Bill: We have our privacy back, boys! Mike and Tre: *kicks Bill in the crotch and knocks him out* :verymad: Bill: *wakes up* Where am I?Mike and Tre: *smirk* We are rock stars and we are famous! We're the Rolling Stones!Bill: Wow!!! Where's the cameraman?Cameraman: *sees Bill running toward him and panics*Bill: *poses* I'm so sexy! Cameraman: *comes out of hiding and smirks* Without his crotch, he's feminine! Work it, girl!
-Billiejoezee- Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 ^^ what a sexy story lol.Mike: Um billie what camera are you staring at?Billie: Im staring at this one right next to tre. Billie: why are you staring over there?Mike: because theres a camera there!Tre: No the cameras over here!!Cameraman:Um guys im over here!! *he's standing on the other side*tre: Oh. Then what are those cameras for?Cameraman: Oh those are the security cameras.Tre: So your saying that whatever we do in this room,the security sees?Cameraman: Yes.Billie: oh my god were busted.Security: *comes in room* Is Green Day here? Your under arest for producing gay porn in a studio.Mike: oh shit. its was all tre's idea.Tre: It wasnt porn it was regular sex!!Bilie: And Good sex too!lol i dont know hehe
Countrygirl Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 ^^ what a sexy story lol.Thanks :wink: And...your caption was good too.
Luci_Minority Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 ^^ what a sexy story lol.Mike: Um billie what camera are you staring at?Billie: Im staring at this one right next to tre. Billie: why are you staring over there?Mike: because theres a camera there!Tre: No the cameras over here!!Cameraman:Um guys im over here!! *he's standing on the other side*tre: Oh. Then what are those cameras for?Cameraman: Oh those are the security cameras.Tre: So your saying that whatever we do in this room,the security sees?Cameraman: Yes.Billie: oh my god were busted.Security: *comes in room* Is Green Day here? Your under arest for producing gay porn in a studio.Mike: oh shit. its was all tre's idea.Tre: It wasnt porn it was regular sex!!Bilie: And Good sex too!lol i dont know hehe Lol!!!!
Jamzombie89 Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Random hand: Ruining good slash material since the beginning of time.Mike: "Whoa random dude don't grab Billie like that!"Billie: "Whoa random dude, DON'T you dare listen to Mike!"......................Two parter:Billie: "Alright alright I won't look.."Mike: "LIAR!"Tre: "Eh, whatever let him watch" ^^ what a sexy story lol.Mike: Um billie what camera are you staring at?Billie: Im staring at this one right next to tre. Billie: why are you staring over there?Mike: because theres a camera there!Tre: No the cameras over here!!Cameraman:Um guys im over here!! *he's standing on the other side*tre: Oh. Then what are those cameras for?Cameraman: Oh those are the security cameras.Tre: So your saying that whatever we do in this room,the security sees?Cameraman: Yes.Billie: oh my god were busted.Security: *comes in room* Is Green Day here? Your under arest for producing gay porn in a studio.Mike: oh shit. its was all tre's idea.Tre: It wasnt porn it was regular sex!!Bilie: And Good sex too!lol i dont know hehe lmao. that one was awesome
Countrygirl Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 Mike: "Whoa random dude don't grab Billie like that...because something could come out of his pants.
Luci_Minority Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/lau...ay/fbb7f8da.jpgTre: "I´m the hottest"Mike: Billie: Hahahaha
Haz Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 http://smouch.net/lol/Mike: Tre, you are so evil!Tre: Oh yes, I am! Billie: :devil:Mike: I gave a huge hint.GOD DAMN YOU!
Luci_Minority Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 GOD DAMN YOU! Oh no!!!!! He no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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