Spider Tre Posted October 6, 2008 Posted October 6, 2008 http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/punx...21700449385.jpgMike: Haha...A real punch! I'm tough! Rawr! *makes print*Tre: Hey, you took my spot! Cement hog! Move over!Mike: Don't mess up my print!Tre: *tries to make punching print, but his hand just falls flat into the cement* Ooops.... Can...Can...Can...I try...try....again? Host: No.Tre: Please!!!! Pleeeeeaaasseee!!!!! *cries bloody murder*Host: :verymad: Tre: *bangs head into cement and makes a head mark*Billie: Hey, you took up the whole square!Tre: Rooster mark! Take that...Mike!Mike: *grits teeth* :verymad: Billie: Hmm...what finger should I use? Peace? Naahh....*twirling around fingers*Mike: What's taking you so long?Billie: *sticks out middle finger and looks at it* Hmmm....should I use this finger? But with what other finger?Censorguy: *holds down beep button the whole time and puts a black sheet over cameras*Tre: Billie: *walks around with middle finger up* What other finger?Girl to friend: I told you he has a potty mouth!Billie: I know...pinky! *makes a sign with middle and pinky finger*Mike: What a strange print!Billie: Yeah, I know. It's awesome!you're a caption legend
Countrygirl Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is the best of all you've done here!!!! hahahahahahahaha pinky?! hahahahahahahaha They are acting like kidds when they are playing!Good job Lindsay Thanks, Helen! This made my day!you're a caption legend Thanks.
Countrygirl Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Paris Hilton comes up in her pink car and honks her horn at Green Day's car, yelling, "Move Away, Bitches! I am Paris...I'm just so lovely." Green Day's car alarm goes off when she hits it.Camerman: Hey, Green Day, your car just went splat! You guys needed a new car anyway.Billie: What? We're not rich or anything.Mike: My car! My car! Oh my gosh! MY BABY! *runs to damaged car and hugs it* She's like coffee....she can never go!Britney: Honey, I'm your baby *laughs stupidly*Mike: Right.... Barbie doll goes third to coffee and car.Britney: *smacks Mike*Mike: The pain of my car hurts worse!!!! *evil laugh*Tre: *whistles like a dropping bird* SPLAT!Billie: Mike: :verymad: *goes insane*Tre: We all die sometime...I mean come on, Mike... *sprays water in eyes and tries to look like he's tearing up* I-I-I-*sniff* I can't believe it! *cries hysterically* Everything must go.... Cameraman: Ok????Tre: *whispers* Darn, I have a bug in my eye.Cameraman: They may find in ten years that coffee is deadly.Mike: What?!?! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!Billie: Mike: *looks at Paris's car and backs the damaged Green Day car into it hundreds of times* *laughs like a maniac*Cameraman: I have to tell Paris!Billie: *holds up fake gun* Don't think about it, prissy boots!Mike: I don't need a new car....I just need a tank...a battle tank! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!Old woman comes up to Mike after he's done smashing: You know, son, you need Christ...not a car. Let's rejoice in the Lord!Mike: Ummm, lady...I don't do that.Old woman: YES YOU DO!!! Mike: AAAHHHH!!!!Billie: Get him off the coffee while you're at it. He needs prayer!Tre: Oh yes! *squirts water in his eyes as tears* oh praise Jesus! The Lord has come! *commercial comes off since this is all the Grammy awards show*Commercial: If you are struggling with addiction, call Mother Mary or call 999-9TRE. Offer may not apply in some states. All calling charges are 50 cents after the first call. And remember...don't be like this guy *shows pic of Mike, hugging car and crying* Nobody wants a pathetic loser!
Countrygirl Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Billie: Pledge to the Punk rock flag *puts rock symbol up*Tre: *puts a finger up in the air*Billie: That's pledging to GodTre: No, I was curious...do farts rise?Billie: No. Tre: Just checking Mike: So that's why the flag never hangs don't over Tre! Billie: or Tre hangs on it like a monkey.Tre: Hey guys, do you think it's wrong to pledge to God because he's HAWT?Mike: You've never seen.....Tre: *holds up a pic of Jesus* Look at His Son! Long hair=Hot hippy!Billie: Oh man...I sweat because of these bright lights...look at the spray!Audience: SPPPTTTT!!!! *spits at Billie*Billie: Oh man...it's slobber! Girl kisses from far away! AAAHHH!!! STDS!Mike: Spit me, ladies! Tre: They're mentally retarded!Part 2: Spitting CaptionBillie: I've been....spppttt...waiting a long time for this moment to come....sspptt...I'm contaminated! I'm sticky! Tobacco spit! This reminds me of Adie!
BadgerLALA Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Countrygirl, you made my day. PARIS HILTON!!! XD hahahaha Sorry I had to write that.
Countrygirl Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Countrygirl, you made my day. PARIS HILTON!!! XD hahahaha Sorry I had to write that. thanks. Have you ever seen that show "Paris's new BFF?" That's what made me think of her stupidity.
BadgerLALA Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 thanks. Have you ever seen that show "Paris's new BFF?" That's what made me think of her stupidity. Nope. What does "BFF" stand for?
Countrygirl Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 Nope. What does "BFF" stand for?Best friend forever. She says she looking for a pet to match up with little dog. She's stupid!
HelenGD Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 *A new movie is coming soon at the theatres.. And at the making of the movie the GD band pictures for the strip**During the photoshouter*Billie: Hey guys! I think the role of the actor fits better to us I think we should stop singing and start acting Tre: Yeahhh... I agree with the god of green (=dios de verde) *meaning Billie*And that mustache is so cool. I guess I will stop playing the drums and start acting too Billie: Yo Tre! We both have many common views We should work together and make a lot of money! Mike: Hey guys over there! What about me? Am I not in the group? I have a mustache too Billie: Weeell.. Alright. You can come too. But you will be the walkon Mike:
Countrygirl Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 *is mistaken for acting for a western movie but is actually acting for a gas commercial*Billie: Yo....Random Mexican guy: Have a burito, Billie! *gives him burito*Billie: *eats it* We're not on the air? Ok...*moments later*Billie: *farts*Mike: Tre: Random Mexican guy: Are you suffering from gas like this man?Billie: Oh shit, that burito is spicy!Random Mexican guy: Have you ever felt this way?Mexican woman: *puts Mike on a donkey*Mike: Sweeeet!!!Donkey: Yeee--haawww!!! *farts*Mike: What do you feed him?Mexican woman: *hides laxitives* *puts ice down Tre's pants*Tre: *does a dance and groans* OOOOHHH!!!! OOOHHH!!! Random Mexican guy: Poor boys! Well, I wouldn't want you to feel this way.Green Day: *falls off stage* NOOOOO!!!!Random Mexican guy: Get my Mexican Santina for 19.99 at your local drug store. If you call now, you get another free. Billie: My leg!Tre: My groin!Mike: My arm! Ughh...Random Mexican guy: That's a wrap!Billie: Wraps? What's in those? I'm starving!Mike: I still don't know what was wrong with that horse!Tre: Did I wet my pants? *looks at pants from melted ice*
BadgerLALA Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 Countrygirl, I don't mead to write. You all ready know what I will write.
HelenGD Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 She meant, "I didn't need to write."Oh... Yes... Cause you are an expert now to writing
HelenGD Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 Billie: WOOOOOO I FEEL GOOD!!!i tried :\It's a good try
Spider Tre Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 It's a good try thanks when i first saw that pic, it almost looked like he was singing that song
BadgerLALA Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 She meant, "I didn't need to write."Sorry if I made you all confused. I has in a chock when I wrote that. "The new girl" in my class had just called me bitch.
Countrygirl Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 Sorry if I made you all confused. I has in a chock when I wrote that. "The new girl" in my class had just called me bitch.Well you are definitely not a bitch. I'm not sure what chock means unless you meant chalk, but that's okay
HelenGD Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 thanks when i first saw that pic, it almost looked like he was singing that song hahaha Yeah... You are right :wink: hahaha Cool
BadgerLALA Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Well you are definitely not a bitch. I'm not sure what chock means unless you meant chalk, but that's okay Thank you. She was the bitch, not me.
Countrygirl Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Mr. Opp: Spppssttt...Tre..Spppssttt...Tre!Tre: *sees Mr. Opp. on fridge* Ooooo....wow....Hiiiii!!!Mr. Opp: Hello handsome, want to make a deal with me?Tre: Yeah!!!! ya..ya..ya *gets really excited* Beer! Beer! Beer! *goes to open fridge*Mr. Opp: Whoa, hot shot!!! Is this a better deal?Tre: But it's free Mr. Opp: Not exactly. Spies are watching you take the beer out and at night they take your money for what beers you got out.Tre: Oh man! I think...I think *burp and acts drunk* i had 30.Mr. Opp: Good news...come into the fridge and hide! The spies won't catch you!Tre: *steps in fridge and tries to close door* I don't fit! I'm stuck! Help!Mike: *opens fridge* Tre, what are you doing?Tre: Mr. Opportunity!!! Mr. Opportunity!!! Don't get beer here!!! Spies will....spies will....Mike: Have fun playing hide and seek *shuts door*Tre: No, wait...they'll get you! Eeeekk!!!! *bangs fridge*
Countrygirl Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 adulthood (still digging for gold in a polite way: Is that guy watching me?)childhood (digging for gold any way possible....who gives a crap about being polite? Interviewer: *stares* Uhhhh.... Bill: It's nose talk *blows snot* Mike: In my coffee too. hehe..hmm..)Interviewer: What the heck are you doing?Billie: *smiles and picks nose* Gold digging...Tre: How much have we made?Billie: Ummm.....hmmm....*digs around* Four dollars.....*digs more* and.....hmmm....*digs more* Fifty---two....centsMike: *hands Billie his coffee cup as he drops in the gold* Billie: *stares at gold with a grin* We're rich! Boys, we've hit the jackpot!Mike and Tre: OH YEAH!!!! Interviewer: The stores won't accept that...only checks. Billie: Loser...
BadgerLALA Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 *pick nose and eat*Billie: It taste like chicken. Interviewer: *looks at Billie* What did you say?Billie: Ehm... Nothing.
Countrygirl Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Tre: Aww, man...I wish I had one. It's sooo sexy!Boy: Ummm....stop touching my scarf...it's...it's....how you Americans say, expensive?Tre: Oh god, it's holy. *drool*Boy: You try to clean my scarf with your drool? Piss off! *walks away**in the tour bus*Tre: OH MY GOSH!!! I MUST HAVE THAT PINK SCARF!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! Jason Freeze: How much does the guy with the scarf cost?Mike and Billie: Happens everytime. Every host has something sexy. Tre: I should have told him the story about the unicycle. Mike: I should have told him how much Tre annoys me. It was my last chance at hope!
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