Babs!! Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 and...ACTION!blonde woman: it really works! thanks to its smoothing-toning-polishing-moisturizing-covering-rejuvenating effect this cream is the best sellerbeauty product in the country!and now let's listen to the testimonies of some costumers random old lady comes up: my face was furrowed with wrinkles and I had bad rings around my eyes...I had tried anything to solve my problem with no results...but then I discovered Happy Pore Cream!everything desappeared in a couple of weeks! I feel pretty happy now and I've even found a brand new husband for the first time after the death of my poor Richard mayhissoulrestinpeace...Happy Pore Cream really works!Billie shows up: hey you! yeah you! if you want your face to look just like mine try new Happy Pore Cream!I myself always take a jar on tour! so what are you waiting for??get off your fucking couch and rush to the nearest cosmetics shop! CUT CUT CUT!!BILLIE YOU CAN'T SAY "FUCKING" ON TV!Billie: uh oh sorry *damn I always forget that part * ladies:
Babs!! Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 Billie: damn! a rat! aaaaaaaaaaah! OMG OMG OMG! *starts to skip around in panic making girlish screams*Jakob comes in: Mickey! where have you been?? *picks up animal and walks away*ah and by the way it's not polite of you to call him "rat", he's a hamster Billie:
Countrygirl Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 Billie: *singing and running on stage then halts fast* Tre: *sitting and pooping on stage* Billie: 80 Tre: Mike won't get out of the bathroom.Billie: *looks under shoe and sees Tre's poop* *silence* Tre: :/ Billie: *runs back down the stage, scraping his shoe along the way* Mike: *comes out of bathroom* Hey, Bill's making tread! Tre: *drinks beer and moans* Ugh...it goes right through me!!! Mike: 80
Tonksy Wonksy Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 First try at captioning...ever.Mike: Thank you for giving us this...what the fuck is this? It's a fucking microphone! What, you put a microphone on a base and called it an award? It doesn't even look like a statue of a microphone! It's a real fucking microphone! Couldn't you have been a little more crea-Tre: Okay, Mike...people are starting to stare now...Mike: I mean, what the fuck? Wh-who comes up with the idea for these awards? A fucking monkey or something? I mean, if it was a statue it wouldn't be so bad, but you basically super-glued a microphone to a-Tre: Uh...Mike? Could you calm down? The reporters are leaving...Billie: I feel strangely out of place...hey, Ryan Ross wore the same outfit as me! Bastard!---I FAIL. And I noticed that Billie's outfit kind of looks like how Ryan Ross (or, basically, the whole of Panic at the Disco) dresses now...so yeah.And yeah, the award does look like someone super-glued a microphone to a base.I'll shut up now.
Spider Tre Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 you did pretty good for your first try. great job
Nele Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 My first try:http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k61/love...eingoncouch.jpg Adrienne (not in the picture): Billie, where is the cat?Billie: Zero? He just looks so dirty I put him in the washing machine. Adrienne: NO! *runs to washing machine* Zero... Tré: Billie, cats die when you put them in the washing-machine!Billie: WHAT?!? Oh my god! What have I done!Mike: So kids in front of the TV: Never...put...your..cat...in...the...washing-machine. Never._________That wasn't very good...
Tonksy Wonksy Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 you did pretty good for your first try. great job Thank you!My friends and I do captions all the time...I've just never done it on here.Billie: GLOMP!!! -hugs random dude-Random dude: I am a well-dressed, highly paid, successful business man...and I am being "glomped" by rockstars.Tre: So am I! Well, minus the well-dressed, highly paid, successful business man part...Billie: Mmm...you're warm, random dude.Random dude: Dear God, somebody pry this imbecile off me before I get violent!Tre: Billie's always like that. He's...special.Billie: Ha ha...I love you.Random dude: And this is exactly why I don't go to parties.Meh. I tried.
Countrygirl Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 Green Day: *comes in cheering*Cameraman: Shut up!!!! If you don't shut it...I'll....SHUT UP!!!!! Tre: What? We have to be serious? I don't find that sexy!Mike: The ladies think silence is foxy!Tre: *cries and throws a tantrum* :verymad: Billie: Tre has ADD. *pats Tre's back* Awww...you have to go pee.Tre: What are you hiding?!?! What are you hiding?!?!?!?!?! What are you hiding!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike: *thinking: Remain calm, Mike*Tre: Mike!!!! :verymad: SPEAK!!!! :verymad: SPEAK TO ME, BABY!!!! :verymad: Now....Mike: *sings to himself: I'm an Oscar Myer weiner and all I see is joy. I'm an Oscar Myer weiner and I'm a happy boy.*
Micky Posted September 29, 2008 Posted September 29, 2008 Thank you!My friends and I do captions all the time...I've just never done it on here.http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb235/f...awardslosan.jpgBillie: GLOMP!!! -hugs random dude-Random dude: I am a well-dressed, highly paid, successful business man...and I am being "glomped" by rockstars.Tre: So am I! Well, minus the well-dressed, highly paid, successful business man part...Billie: Mmm...you're warm, random dude.Random dude: Dear God, somebody pry this imbecile off me before I get violent!Tre: Billie's always like that. He's...special.Billie: Ha ha...I love you.Random dude: And this is exactly why I don't go to parties.Meh. I tried.haha, that's great especially the "So am I! Well, minus the well-dressed, highly paid, successful business man part..."
Countrygirl Posted September 29, 2008 Posted September 29, 2008 Billie: Psssstttzoomzoompsssstttpapapa....I'm an air-o-plane!!!! Cameraman: Oooo....look at the speed his gaining! *looks at hankerchief in back pocket*
TnT dreamsOFhope Posted September 29, 2008 Posted September 29, 2008 I thought the same thing, regarding the handkerchief, xoxoTLove
Countrygirl Posted September 29, 2008 Posted September 29, 2008 I thought the same thing, regarding the handkerchief, xoxoTLoveCool.
Babs!! Posted September 30, 2008 Posted September 30, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...200812557PM.jpgBillie: Psssstttzoomzoompsssstttpapapa....I'm an air-o-plane!!!! Cameraman: Oooo....look at the speed his gaining! *looks at hankerchief in back pocket*omg that's so silly! it just cracked me up
Ayame Posted September 30, 2008 Posted September 30, 2008 Billie: Aghhhh n00bs!!!That was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the picture...... sorry.
Countrygirl Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 omg that's so silly! it just cracked me upThanks Billie: Aaaggghhh....Teenies! Mike: *holds up bass* You can't get past me!Tre: *silence**crickets chirping**staring out blankly into the crowd*Mike: RAWR!!! *runs and hits teenies*Tre: *does faces in silence*Billie: Mike, More teenies over here!Teenies: *tie Tre up and take him away*Tre: *waves good-bye as teenies drive him off*Mike: *sweating* Where's Tre?Billie: Teenies: *witch laugh*Tre: *humming*Billie: I gotta tell you a secret! *goes up to Tre's ear*Mike: Tre: hehe...that tickles!Mike: Are they making out? :verymad: Billie: What's wrong?Tre: His beard tickles!Mike: Beard?
HelenGD Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 *A new movie is coming soon at the theatres.. And at the making of the movie the GD band pictures for the strip**During the photoshouter*Billie: Hey guys! I think the role of the actor fits better to us I think we should stop singing and start acting Tre: Yeahhh... I agree with the god of green (=dios de verde) *meaning Billie*And that mustache is so cool. I guess I will stop playing the drums and start acting too Billie: Yo Tre! We both have many common views :wink: We should work together and make a lot of money! Mike: Hey guys over there! What about me? Am I not in the group? I have a mustache too Billie: Weeell.. Alright. You can come too. But you will be the walkon Mike:
Countrygirl Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Kid: Is this part of the show or are you trying to rape me?Billie: Go along with it, kid! Cheer or something! People are watching...Kid: Am I having sex with you for the first time? Billie: Now, don't act queer. You are too young to be bisexual.
BadgerLALA Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/G...y_DigitalPr.jpgKid: Is this part of the show or are you trying to rape me?Billie: Go along with it, kid! Cheer or something! People are watching...Kid: Am I having sex with you for the first time? Billie: Now, don't act queer. You are too young to be bisexual.Dirty but fun. Good job, you made my laugh.
Countrygirl Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Dirty but fun. Good job, you made my laugh. Thanks. That's all I could think of even though it sounds perverted.
BadgerLALA Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Thanks. That's all I could think of even though it sounds perverted.True but I have read worse, like some GD slash on Coming Clean.
Countrygirl Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 Mike: Haha...A real punch! I'm tough! Rawr! *makes print*Tre: Hey, you took my spot! Cement hog! Move over!Mike: Don't mess up my print!Tre: *tries to make punching print, but his hand just falls flat into the cement* Ooops.... Can...Can...Can...I try...try....again? Host: No.Tre: Please!!!! Pleeeeeaaasseee!!!!! *cries bloody murder*Host: :verymad: Tre: *bangs head into cement and makes a head mark*Billie: Hey, you took up the whole square!Tre: Rooster mark! Take that...Mike!Mike: *grits teeth* :verymad: Billie: Hmm...what finger should I use? Peace? Naahh....*twirling around fingers*Mike: What's taking you so long?Billie: *sticks out middle finger and looks at it* Hmmm....should I use this finger? But with what other finger?Censorguy: *holds down beep button the whole time and puts a black sheet over cameras*Tre: Billie: *walks around with middle finger up* What other finger?Girl to friend: I told you he has a potty mouth!Billie: I know...pinky! *makes a sign with middle and pinky finger*Mike: What a strange print!Billie: Yeah, I know. It's awesome!
iLozza! Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 Mike:I think I shit myself Tre:walk away from the stench!walk away!*gags*Billie:Keep cool.Act normal.I'll do the talking.Mike:Billie,I need to change my pants!Billie:Now's not the time!We're being followed by fans!they'll think we're sissies!Mike:*under his breath*they do now Billie:let me talk.Whoo!Go us!Look I'm wearing a spotted pull over my gran knitted me!Tre:oh jesus.I'm leaving!
HelenGD Posted October 6, 2008 Posted October 6, 2008 Mike: Haha...A real punch! I'm tough! Rawr! *makes print*Tre: Hey, you took my spot! Cement hog! Move over!Mike: Don't mess up my print!Tre: *tries to make punching print, but his hand just falls flat into the cement* Ooops.... Can...Can...Can...I try...try....again? Host: No.Tre: Please!!!! Pleeeeeaaasseee!!!!! *cries bloody murder*Host: :verymad: Tre: *bangs head into cement and makes a head mark*Billie: Hey, you took up the whole square!Tre: Rooster mark! Take that...Mike!Mike: *grits teeth* :verymad: Billie: Hmm...what finger should I use? Peace? Naahh....*twirling around fingers*Mike: What's taking you so long?Billie: *sticks out middle finger and looks at it* Hmmm....should I use this finger? But with what other finger?Censorguy: *holds down beep button the whole time and puts a black sheet over cameras*Tre: Billie: *walks around with middle finger up* What other finger?Girl to friend: I told you he has a potty mouth!Billie: I know...pinky! *makes a sign with middle and pinky finger*Mike: What a strange print!Billie: Yeah, I know. It's awesome!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is the best of all you've done here!!!! hahahahahahahaha pinky?! hahahahahahahaha They are acting like kidds when they are playing!Good job Lindsay
iLozza! Posted October 6, 2008 Posted October 6, 2008 Bille:God,I'm tired :bored: Mike:wear shades,people won't see the bags under your eyes!Bilie:oh shit!I smudged my eyeliner!Tre:I'd let you borrow,mine,but you can catch disease from other people's eyes,and I don't want your aids!Billie: thanks.Billie:anyway,we look hard like this,we're sexy motherfuckers who look hard even when we're half asleep!Mike:I'm badassed bitchesTre:But I can hook up more chicks than you!Mike:thanksmeh,i tried :/
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