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http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ormal_gd267.jpg

Billie: i swear mine is this big

random guy: you're kidding

Mike: do we look like we're kidding?

Tre: trust me. we've seen it

Please, bare with me, lmao *Praises Billie *

lmao , ohhh, ahhhhh, I couldn't resist saying that but hold it against me.

Usually, I practice discretion when I comment but, haha WhAT ?

I do, believe me I do, but I found the need to express...*Praises*

xoxoTLoves

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thanks :)

reading that again actually cracks me up :lol:

:lol: Why?

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Interviewer: So, I heard everyone had injuries.

Mike: Yep, we're gonna write a book about it.

Billie: First, Tre fell off a unicycle and his privates went from here....to here.

Interviewer: Amazing!

Tre: I lost one. It was weird seeing myself after that. :(

Mike: Yeah, it was weird seeing him naked after that...I mean....nevermind :ninja:

Billie: Moving right along...Mike broke his arm when Britney smacked him in bed. I wrote Pulling Teeth.

Mike: *blush* ummm...no...I won

Billie: Mike's arm went from here to here. I wiped his butt.

Tre: Well, Bill..how about the time when you went blind and banged into several things.

Adie: It's true!

Billie: :dry:

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I'm closing this for a while. You all need a break from this thread. And you need to learn not to quote img tags.

The thread will be reopened, but not for a few days.

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Okay, you can have the thread back. But. Stop quoting pictures. It makes things really messy and repetitive. And make sure to write captions that actually fit with the picture. Writing for writing's sake isn't the way to go.

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Okay, you can have the thread back. But. Stop quoting pictures. It makes things really messy and repetitive. And make sure to write captions that actually fit with the picture. Writing for writing's sake isn't the way to go.

We promise :happy:

Or do we? :shifty:

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Okay, you can have the thread back. But. Stop quoting pictures. It makes things really messy and repetitive. And make sure to write captions that actually fit with the picture. Writing for writing's sake isn't the way to go.

Thanks for reopening this. It makes me feel better that I can display my ideas. If someone quotes images, I'll remove the images or maybe I can't because I'm not a mod.

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Tre: *chewing marker and tries to put it in mouth like Mike but it falls and rolls across the floor. Old lady walks by*

Old lady: *bends down to marker and picks it up, then examines it*

Tre: HEY!!! GRANNY, THAT'S MINE!!! :verymad: *stands up and stomps feet*

Old lady: *puts marker in purse and walks away*

Mike: Here you go, Tre. Leave her alone. *hands Tre marker*

Tre: How do you keep that in your mouth so good?

Mike: Ever heard of dentures? Useful since my teeth fell out at Woodstock.

Tre: Oh :mellow: GRANNY!!! COME BACK!!! *runs after old lady*

Old lady: *chewing on marker with her dentures* :o *runs like a bat out of hell out the door*

Tre: :verymad: *bangs mouth against door and tries to force teeth out with pliers* I need dentures!!!! :wacko:

Mike: :woot: Go Tre! :woot::lol: Whack those babies out! *smirks* *grabs apple and chews, then gets dentures stuck* *eyes get big* :blink: Uh-oh!

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*Green Day looks at album*

Mike: I'm a sexy bass player.

Tre: I'm pumped!

Billie: *very mad*

Mike: *stare at Bill*

Billie: *eats tons of chips due to anxiety* I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-f-a-a-a-a-a-a-a......

Mike: A fag? So that's why he's so happy. Awww....

Tre: *stares in shock*

Billie: NOO!!!!!!!! I'M F-A-A-A-A *stutters*

Mike: Bill needs some alone time to confirm his sexuality.

Billie: *spitting chips everywhere while he talks* Mmmm...iii...mmmm....iii....kkkkkkk *spits chips* eeee!!!!

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We promise :happy:

Or do we? :shifty:

Let's not joke. Please just follow the rules.

Thanks for reopening this. It makes me feel better that I can display my ideas. If someone quotes images, I'll remove the images or maybe I can't because I'm not a mod.

Just remind the person that they need to edit their post. If they can't handle that, PM a mod if it gets to be too many times.

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Let's not joke. Please just follow the rules.

haha I promis on Tré's only ball.

That came out wrong. :blink:

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haha I promis on Tré's only ball.

That came out wrong. :blink:

WTF :lol:

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WTF :lol:

I know. I have no idea what I got that from. :lol:

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*Stomachs gurgle*

Mike: Ugh...I don't feel good.

Billie: Hmmm....*tries to act calm*

Green Day: *diaherras pants*

Tre: Just stand up and move on like a soldier! *lifts pants high up and keeps adjusting pants*

Billie and Mike: :blink: *sees poop smears getting clearer as pants are raised* OMG! :o *put on diapers*

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Adie: Smile!

Good Charlotte guy: *drunk* Bill looks nice...Nice family

Little Girl: Adie dumped Billie? Children are up for adoption? Oh my gosh...oh my gosh...oh my gosh... :unsure::cry: WAAAAHHHH!!!!

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Good Charlotte guy: Isn't that Troy from High School musical?

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Billie: Thanks for the award.

Mike: *drooling* Aaahh...huh! Awesome! Here he comes, Mr. America!

Camera guy: *looks at Mike's leg* Get your hand off Mike's leg.

Billie: Whoa!!!! Ooops...how did that get there? *blush*

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Billie: damn booger :dry:

Tre: omgz! Billie's picking his nosey! :o

Mike: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *makes face*

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Billie: Lice! AAAAAHHHH!!!

*After boy leaves*

Mike: *brings in spider*

Billie: :down:

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Billie: Ahhhhhhhh Leave me alone

Guy: No I wanna touch your man boobies.

*Billie climbs up the wall try to get away.*

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Billie: i am superman. i am your hero. i am your american dream! i am .... Billie Joe Armstrong!! *does pose*

Tre: shake shake shake! shake shake shake! shake your bootay! shake your bootay! *dances*

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at the antiques fair

Billie *stops by and starts to examinate Steve Tyler*:

hey Tre! I just found the stuffed monkey you were looking for to be put in your lounge..including maracas for your Saturday night limbo!

Steve Tyler *turns around and gives Billie a homicidal look*

Billie :blink: *runs away*

5 minutes later...

Tre: so where's the monkey?

Billie: it was already sold :sweat:

or

Billie gropes Tyler's butt

Tyler turns around

Billie: that was not me

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Hopefully this isn't the same as yours, but I had a naughty thought. :ninja:

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Tre: Hey Bill!

Bill: *talking to guy and turns to Tre* Yeah?

Tre: Frankito lost his golf balls in here, can you....*looks at guy's maracca's near his private areas* Ummm.... :pinch::ninja::wacko:

Bill: *pulls golf balls out of his pants pocket* They're right here.

Tre: :blink: Ummm....Thanks? *walks to Frankito and gives him golf balls* That was too much to see. I'm having a reaction.....in my pants. *groans* Oooohh!!! I'm so dirty!!!

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Billie: *dances to a Britney Spears video* I'm sexy! Yeah!

Guy comes in: :blink:

Billie: I'm having a moment.

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Gay guy in Adie wig and dress comes out and sings: I think of you through the night. Let's give it another try. Don't say this is the end. Don't break up with me. Breaking up is hard to do.

Billie: *blank stare*

Tre: Now's that's hawt!!! *does a drum solo*

Billie: Ga...ga...goo...goo????

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