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Billie: YOU WANT SOME? COME AND GET SOME!!

*all the girls in the audience climbs on stage and attempts to jump on Billie*

Billie: why the hell did i say that? :mellow: *runs*

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B--Hey Tre, did you know that Mike has to sleep with his teddy bear on he bus or he'll get nightmares?

B+T--*both laugh*

M---Hey, guys wait a minute, it's not like that I swear!

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^ that made me lol :lol:

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thanks! :P

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Billie: I want my pet rock!

Tre: I want ur pet rock too!

Mike: Dear God....someone please get me away from these idiots....

That made me laugh out loud (literally)

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Mike couldn't be fucked posing for the camera.

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Billie playing with his baby

Billie: bu bu sattete!! bu bu sattete! (hides his face in his hands and then shows it)

baby: :blink::cry:

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*Billie running around and singing*

..welcome to a new kind of tension all across the alien natiooOH! *trips up and falls down*

damnit..*to the crowd* NOT EVERYTHING IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Mike+Tre: :dry:

mmm...I suck :down:

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*Billie running around and singing*

..welcome to a new kind of tension all across the alien natiooOH! *trips up and falls down*

damnit..*to the crowd* NOT EVERYTHING IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Mike+Tre: :dry:

You got me laughing there. I could actually imagine him tripping :D

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Tre: come here children.. :shifty:

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Tre: come here children.. :shifty:

LOL.

I like your ava too.

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Mike: AAAHHHH!!! Bill, don't you think you're going too fast? *jaws flapping* I'm not a dog! My head is coming off!

Bill: We're going at a rate of 40 mph!

Tre: *holds hat* Slow down!

Bill: *slows the car to a stop* You are such babies!

Mike: The air is still moving, Bill!

Bill: *smells himself* I'm blowing air! We need to get to the bathroom ASAP! *slams on the gas*

Mike and Tre: Police!!! :o

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Bill: We've been driving for a while and I can't find a bathroom!

Tre: Look...a porter potty truck carrying a whole load of s***.

Bill: I see the light of the tunnel now, boys! FASTER!!!!

Tre: I always thought success smelled sweet.

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*woman pokes her head out porty potty and yells, "Where am I, oh my gosh, it's Green Day!!!!"

*air blows back to Billie's face and sends him and Tre out of the car*

Mike: Guys?

Tre and Billie: *silence*

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Tre: Mike, wait, I forgot my guyliner---I mean, womanly products! Where are you taking me?!!?!!?!?? HELP!!!!

Mike: to somewhere you've never been

Tre: :huh: *shocked*

Billie: Have fun, Trebelina!!!

Tre: Oh my gosh, I just realized that I'm actually a manly drummer dressed as a woman in an odd green dress carried off by my friend, Mike.

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Billie had to resort to desperate measures when he kept forgetting what country he was in

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Mike: AAAHHHH!!! Bill, don't you think you're going too fast? *jaws flapping* I'm not a dog! My head is coming off!

Bill: We're going at a rate of 40 mph!

Tre: *holds hat* Slow down!

Bill: *slows the car to a stop* You are such babies!

Mike: The air is still moving, Bill!

Bill: *smells himself* I'm blowing air! We need to get to the bathroom ASAP! *slams on the gas*

Mike and Tre: Police!!! :o

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Bill: We've been driving for a while and I can't find a bathroom!

Tre: Look...a porter potty truck carrying a whole load of s***.

Bill: I see the light of the tunnel now, boys! FASTER!!!!

Tre: I always thought success smelled sweet.

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*woman pokes her head out porty potty and yells, "Where am I, oh my gosh, it's Green Day!!!!"

*air blows back to Billie's face and sends him and Tre out of the car*

Mike: Guys?

Tre and Billie: *silence*

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Tre: Mike, wait, I forgot my guyliner---I mean, womanly products! Where are you taking me?!!?!!?!?? HELP!!!!

Mike: to somewhere you've never been

Tre: :huh: *shocked*

Billie: Have fun, Trebelina!!!

Tre: Oh my gosh, I just realized that I'm actually a manly drummer dressed as a woman in an odd green dress carried off by my friend, Mike.

Trebelina :lol: That made my day.

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Tre: put me down Mike! Billie's got my cheech! Billie's got my cheech! NOOOOOO!!!! bye bye cheech :(

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Trebelina :lol: That made my day.

Thanks. LOL at iTre! caption.

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As Bill looks through the pictures, he notices claw marks on his face. Then Mike tells him that his cat has a huge grudge against anything Billie. Bill wonders if girls with long, sharp nails feel the same way. Bill looks at Trebelina and cringes. Tre asks, "What's wrong, Bill, never seen a woman with a manicure before?"

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Joey has been having some fun coloring Billie's face like Barney the dinosaur.

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Mike can't help but fall asleep to the music.

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Billie's sad because mommy armstrong spanked his butt. Now Bill wonders if his butt will suddenly became flatter or if it just died and went to Heaven. Bill worries for the little guy downstairs and says, "I'll protect you buddy. You are the only way Bill won't wet himself."

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Thanks. LOL at iTre! caption.

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As Bill looks through the pictures, he notices claw marks on his face. Then Mike tells him that his cat has a huge grudge against anything Billie. Bill wonders if girls with long, sharp nails feel the same way. Bill looks at Trebelina and cringes. Tre asks, "What's wrong, Bill, never seen a woman with a manicure before?"

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Joey has been having some fun coloring Billie's face like Barney the dinosaur.

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Mike can't help but fall asleep to the music.

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Billie's sad because mommy armstrong spanked his butt. Now Bill wonders if his butt will suddenly became flatter or if it just died and went to Heaven. Bill worries for the little guy downstairs and says, "I'll protect you buddy. You are the only way Bill won't wet himself."

haha awsome :lol:

and thank you

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Tré: Billie :bored: , can't you drive faster?

Billie: No Tré, I can't. Because you blowed up the car's engine. :dry:

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Tré: Billie :bored: , can't you drive faster?

Billie: No Tré, I can't. Because you blowed up the car's engine. :dry:

Great. :lol::D

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After a jamming drum session, Tre's brain becomes mush. He decides to call for a pizza, but instead of picking up a phone, grabs an iron. Tre yells bloody murder as the iron burns his face, "HELLLOOOOOOOOO??????????? AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! "

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^^ :lol: awsome!

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Billie: i give you $20 if you can pee in Tre's mouth

Mike: you're on! open up Tre..

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[Tre] That box being held by that man is suspicious! Suspicious I tell you!

[Mike] Heh. It's nothing suspicious, Tre. But it is something dangerous. I can tell you that.

[billie] That's really funny Mike. Now smile at the suspicious dangerous thing called camera!

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Great. :lol::D

*giggle* Thanks :lol:

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^^ :lol: awsome!

Thanks

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random guy: so where's Tre tonight?

Billie: well he is...mmm...Mike do you know where Tre has gone?

Mike: not really..I just saw him a minute ago rushing to somewhere..he seemed to be in a hurry..

*Bill shows up and takes place next to Mike, he looks exited*

Bill: hey guys have you heard? somebody clogged the men's toilet!

Mike: :blink: *looks at Billie*

Billie: *whispers* he shouldn't have eaten all my cookies.. :shifty:

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chicks: OMG it's Green Day!!

Tre:*thinking* yeah twin sisters tonight baby! that's my lucky day!..I just hope Billie is not thinking the same..

Billie:*thinking* damn I sooo wish I could fit in one of those Moulin Rouge suits...that would be so cool...

Mike: hi girls I'm Mike! you know I'm a HUGE can can dance lover! can't wait to watch your show!

Tre: *thinking* OH NOO! Mike's trying to steal my preys!

hey Mike what's this smell?

Mike: what smell?

Tre: I don't know..it's like..coffee...

Mike: WHAA?? WHERE???! :woot:

Tre: oh yeah now I got it! there's a Starbucks right behind the corner..

Mike: AAAAAH! :woot::woot: *runs away to get some coffee*

Tre: sooo... *grabs both chicks' hips and walks away* what were we talking about...:eyebrows:

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*lmao* Good job Babs!! :happy::lol:

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