nimrod-41 Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 Thanks everyone. Glad you all liked it.Just for the record, I have nothing against the Idiot Club and I've never been a member!
Countrygirl Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 Billie: Ok...here it comes...the sexual part...Helicopter: Get your hand away from the pants.Billie: NEVER!!!! *runs*Helicopter: We have a stripper coming down the aisle...overOther helicopter: What? I can't see anything!Helicopter: It's too late...our troops have gone blind!Billie: Hehe...hahaha...*weird laugh* Take that!Mike: Let's shoot them down! How far can you throw a guitar pic?Green Day: *strips*Helicopter: They're an army of savages...we'll never take them down...abort!!!Mike: This is fun.Jimmy: Ok, guys, show's over.Green Day: :whistling:
BadgerLALA Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/lil...16878838825.jpgBillie: Ok...here it comes...the sexual part...Helicopter: Get your hand away from the pants.Billie: NEVER!!!! *runs*Helicopter: We have a stripper coming down the aisle...overOther helicopter: What? I can't see anything!Helicopter: It's too late...our troops have gone blind!Billie: Hehe...hahaha...*weird laugh* Take that!Mike: Let's shoot them down! How far can you throw a guitar pic?Green Day: *strips*Helicopter: They're an army of savages...we'll never take them down...abort!!!Mike: This is fun.Jimmy: Ok, guys, show's over.Green Day: :whistling:haha *lmao* "Let's shoot them down! How far can you throw a guitar pic?" That's a really good one. XD
A song for the lovers Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d156/Swe...19111364259.jpgBillie: (stoned) Adie I love you. I want to make love to you all night longDavey: (thinking) He thinks I'm his wife. My little plan seems to be working. Looks like i'm getting lucky tonight.my sister (Bat-Chen) made the same caption... well, it's really looks like Davey plans something...
Countrygirl Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 Mike: Come here, Estella dear!Billie: Come see papa, boys!Estella and Joey: Frankito: *runs toward Tre and trips on carpet*Tre: That's my boy! A real clown!Mike: Come on, honey! I have coffee and alcohol!Tre: Mike, she's five! Joey: *drops his pants*Crowd: *gasp* Mike: Cover your eyes, Estella!!! She's too young for sexual content!!! Bill, keep your son under control.Tre: And that comes from the guy who wanted her to drink alcohol.Billie: That's my boy! Mike: *rolls eyes*
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 Mike thinking: I know what she's up to.. she making me do this so she can check me out... creepy old lady...Tre's Hey sexy... wanna play carpenter?.. Girl: *takes off glasses* EXCUSE ME...Tre': I said do you wanna play carpen..Girl: *knocks him over the head with a bottle*..later...Mike: Girls today: 43 Tre: 0 Tre': shut the fuck up asswipe
Countrygirl Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 Lady: Let's do our stretches!Men: *stretch*Lady: *bends over and farts*Mike: Well, that's disturbing....She's such a lady! Lady: The more we stretch, the more relaxed we become for the games.Mike: How is farting relaxing?Tre: *comes up and farts* What a tough game! *grabs sweaty rag and stretches*Mike: I can't tell if it's the sweaty rag smell or the smell of Tre's burrito. nevermind. Some things should never be known.Lady: Again!Mike: Hehe...maybe I could use this golf stick and tee her head off.... Guy on far right: *constipated and trying to stretch* I...............can...........do.............it..........ugh........I.....I.....canLady: Use the rag, Mike.Mike: After you rubbed it all over your butt. I'm done!^ hahah good one! Thanks
BadgerLALA Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 http://christieroad.net/mustgolf/MuST%20Golf_65.jpgTre's Hey sexy... wanna play carpenter?.. Girl: *takes off glasses* EXCUSE ME...Tre': I said do you wanna play carpen..Girl: *knocks him over the head with a bottle*..later...Mike: Girls today: 43 Tre: 0 Tre': shut the fuck up asswipe UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!! you did it again *lmao*
Countrygirl Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 Mike: Here comes President Bush.Billie: Hmm...Tre: What is he doing?!?!?! Bush: Yoo-hoo! I'm flyin'! In Texas, we fly cows.Billie: That's why we wrote American Idiot.
GreenDayBass Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Billie: Yo that fat man tried to rob meBillie: -attempts to pull out gun-Tre: He shot me leg!Mike: JUMP FAT MAN!Billie: CHARGE!!-green day then runs as fast as they can--stops running-Billie: OMG let's try again!Mike: WTF how did he get ahead of us?Tre: i lost my bladder and the sidewalk is covered in my piss hmmm...maybe if i just walke din a straight line..they wont notice it!green day runs after the man again-Billie: -Kicks ground- damnit how do we keep missing him..he keeps getting ahead of us...why?????????Mike: -looks at glass- what you looking at? huh? you looking at me?Billie: annd that ladies and gentlemen is how green day chases life -hands out fist-Tre: i like walking blind
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!! you did it again *lmao*thank you *bows*
Countrygirl Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Jason: Ooo...Billie's wearing purple grammy panties!Billie: They're yours, idiot!Jason: Billie: You may reduce the pain of a bar chord, by buying Billie's chewing gum on ebay for $100.00 plus tax. Just stick the gum on the strings and play....Plays guitar and breaks the strings. CUT!!! TURN THE CAMERA OFF!!!Billie: Would you like to know how my hair became this way?Mike: It's an interesting story.Billie: I wanted dreadlocks so I asked Mike and Tre for help. They made the dreadlocks stay in place very well. Until I took the dreadlocks out years later and got this.Tre: Tell them our secret ingrediants.Mike: Dog crap, bubble gum, coffee, yogurt, Tre pee, dog milk from Tre, and mud. We crammed it in the hair and made braids.Tre: Now, we just made devil horns our new sexy trend on Billie, using cement.Billie: They tried to take off the dreadlocks, by scraping my head against the van and using a chain saw.Mike: It didn't work as you see...but you can call us for all your hair specialities at 555-5555.Billie: So I stayed in the tour bus and masturbated.Mike: I want my hair done next!Billie: Here's some coffee for the stress....Mike: What? Billie: *buzzes at hair* :devil: :drag: Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tre: He's evil! *bites lip and watches*Bang, Bang goes the farting bastards, Kill all the fags that don't go pee, Trials by fire setting fire, Is a way that's meant for me, Just cause, Just cause because we're masturbaties, yeah! I beg to dream and differ, From the hollow tights, This is the dawning of the rest of our lives, This is our lives on holiday
Countrygirl Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Billie: Two different kinds of beer...tough choice! *drinks a little of both*Mike: Where's my Heinkein?Billie: Budweiser is better than this danish crap...I'll just fill the missing Heinkein with Budweiser and that will make it taste better. *pours*Mike: Where's my beer? *grabs beer and chugs* This is good. Billie: The power of Budweiser, Heinkein, and Billie spit.Billie: I have to pee! Tre: *gives Billie key*Billie: Dang! The key doesn't work! Wait....a key to Tre's secret organ room...I won't ask! <Green Day puts in a hatful of their feelings on cardsBillie: *picks one* Tre likes Barney, Tre has a phobia for Mickey Mouse, Tre likes dog milk and clowns, Tre has never had a girlfriendBillie: *picks another* Mike likes coffee, Mike likes girls, Mike likes...uh...let's not read that one. Billie: *picks another* Billie likes himself. Awww.... :kiss: Mike: selfish!Tre: It feels good to release your feelings. Mike:
BadgerLALA Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Mike: Here comes President Bush.Billie: Hmm...Tre: What is he doing?!?!?! Bush: Yoo-hoo! I'm flyin'! In Texas, we fly cows.Billie: That's why we wrote American Idiot.haha *lmao* I like that one.
Robin105 Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 http://oogreendayoo.skyblog.com/pics/106388515.jpgBillie decided to go to The Three Stooges for a haircut.
BuriedInAHole Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 Billie: Well... Um.... This is.... Errr.... This is our new Live album...... And... Erm... (Thinking: For fucks sake! That guys wearing the same shoes as me! I'm so angry, I can't concentrate! If anyone finds out that I wear the same shoes as the common people, they're gonna think I'm as retarded as Tre!)Tre: Holy shit! Little red Billie is pointing at me!Mike: And this is what I have to put up with... Every day of my life.... I could've been an acountant, but nooo!Tre: What's that, little red Billie? You want me to kill regular Billie? Of corse, master. (Puts on a voice: Thank you Servent Tre. You're so awesome and cool!) 'Tis my pleasure, master!This is so awesome..
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...f9c4b78aa_o.jpgTre bends backwards *farts* *sings to mike* Oh mike my love, I missed you so much I have not seen in so long, i want you to be close by and we make love so soon.Billie: Oh my wtf? Mikes not your husband tre Im you supposed to sing to me you ass.Mike: awwwwwwwwwwww how sweet tre is singing for me. *mike whispers what billie doesnt know is that I put tre under a love spell to love me and to ignore billie. So we can I did that to get revenage hehe that will teach billie not still my underwear again.
nimrod-41 Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Billie: I wanna thank everyone for-- BOOBIES!!... I am under your control... Wooooow...Tre: Billie, wake up. We've got to play 'Wake Me Up.'Billie: Billie is not in right now... Billie is under the control of the boobies...Mike: They are very nice boobies...Tre: ... They're man boobs...
BadgerLALA Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Billie: I wanna thank everyone for-- BOOBIES!!... I am under your control... Wooooow...Tre: Billie, wake up. We've got to play 'Wake Me Up.'Billie: Billie is not in right now... Billie is under the control of the boobies...Mike: They are very nice boobies...Tre: ... They're man boobs...haha *lmao*
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x4/XxNimrodxX2012/880.jpgMike: Omg, omg,omg,omg!!!! Oh no we all are gonna die, mommy.Billie: What the hell is that flying piece of shit in the sky?Tre: Its plane! no its rock!!! Oh no its worse it is much worse it is President Bushs underwear.Billie: take ShelterMike: Call the Army , the Navy, The Marines and S.W.A.T team.
FJ Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 caption (plural: captions) 1. A title or brief explanation attached to an illustration or cartoon.Just felt I should point that one out."Adrienne was always surprised by how much Billie changed whilst away on tour..."
NoVaCaInE! Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 LMFAO! I dont usually like captions but that one was good xD
St. Guro Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Just felt I should point that one out.http://st.blog.cz/g/greendaybtm.blog.cz/obrazky/1540753.jpg"Adrienne was always surprised by how much Billie changed whilst away on tour..."Haha. That one was hilarious!
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