Robin105 Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 thanks thats the first thing I think of everytime I see that pic
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...rmal_holdup.jpg"Guys, these superglue pranks are getting really old..."Billie: Oh shit they got me this time.The Police (not in pic):*finds a bag of pot in his pocket* lets books him.Billie : * thinking "Oh hell no they found it"* Uhh thats not mine It's mike and tre's. Its their fault they made me do it, they are the enemyPolice:*arrest billie and but him in the police car.*Billie: Oh somebody help me please help me *thinking ahh tre and mike will help me* Hey tre and mike bail me out of this joint.Mike and Tre (not in pic):Bail you out uhh? I thought we the enemy?Billie: please good old buddies?Tre and Mike: no can do, sorry bille you have to get adie to bail you out.
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Tre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today
Countrygirl Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Mike: I found this hunter in Iraq and man...he has a storyTre: I see a lot of animals...snakes, crotches, and drugsBillie: Crotches and drugs? He's a real Iraqi hunter. Mike: Crikey! You see crocs!!!!Billie: No...he's said crotches! Mike: Blimey! Billie: Mike, did you get stung by a stingray and become steve irwin or are you drunk? Anyway...I think this guy is a terrorist or Tre in disguise.Mike: Aaahhh....terrorist!!! *electrocutes himself*Billie: He electrocuted his bladder and made him pee his pants.Tre: Boy, this stuff his powerful! *gag, smoke, gag*
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ly/04596387.jpgTre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today you have done it once again.
BadgerLALA Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Tre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today haha *lmao*
St. Guro Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ly/04596387.jpgTre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today Haha, that's hilarious!
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 YAY!!! I got it back!!! thanks you guys
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 20, 2008 Posted April 20, 2008 Tre' thinking: man I really shouldn't have drank that whole bottle of pop.. I reeeaaallly gotta take a piss...
Countrygirl Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 Mike: *turns around to see Tre's hat and struggles to hold in his laughter and snorts*Tre: Mike, YOU SNORTED MY DONUT SPRINKLES!!! The donut sprinkles never lie....they'll snort you up and suffocate you!Mike: *thinks: he stole my grandma's hat* Oops...why did I laugh? I'm such an idiot!Tre: Snort this, bitch! *holds up a coffee bean to Mike's nose*Mike: *snorts coffee bean* Ummm....it's stuck!!! I can't breathe!!! Tre: Donut sprinkles conquer again!
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ly/04596387.jpgBilly:What is that?Tre: Holy shit what is that smell?Mike: oh my gosh oh my gosh run for life.Tre: it's a chickenBillie: it's dogTre: No idots its teenies run you fools run.
BadgerLALA Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...khatandmike.jpgMike: *turns around to see Tre's hat and struggles to hold in his laughter and snorts*Tre: Mike, YOU SNORTED MY DONUT SPRINKLES!!! The donut sprinkles never lie....they'll snort you up and suffocate you!Mike: *thinks: he stole my grandma's hat* Oops...why did I laugh? I'm such an idiot!Tre: Snort this, bitch! *holds up a coffee bean to Mike's nose*Mike: *snorts coffee bean* Ummm....it's stuck!!! I can't breathe!!! Tre: Donut sprinkles conquer again!haha*lmao* Really good one. Like it.
Countrygirl Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 haha*lmao* Really good one. Like it.Thank-you! I've gotten it back.
cocopot Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x4/XxNimrodxX2012/880.jpgBillie: OMG!Mike: WTF?!Tré: BBQ!
Countrygirl Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 Tre: Why? Why does Christmas have to be over? The gift wrapping shall never end!Mike: I'm Jesus' mom with a hoodie...now I'm Santa Clause (wait...he doesn't wear a hood or have hair)...now I'm a robberBillie: Idiots. Tre: I'm stuck in wrapping goodness!Billie: Hey Tre, I'll wrap you under my Christmas tree with all that wrapping paper around you and tie you up. Tre: Who will open me? Mike: I'm the Mother Mary and I'm going to have a baby. I'm pregnant! HOORAY!!! *dances*Billie and Tre: Tre: Stupid Santa goodies! Mike: I'm so excited! Mrs. Mike Dirnt...oh boy! WEEEE!!! I wonder what I'll feed him...coffee perhaps?
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 borrowing:Mike: I am Cornholio me need tee pee for my bunghole!Tre': WOO I'M A CAN CAN DANCER!!!! CHECK OUT MY PANTIES!!!!Billie: do I know you 2?....
nimrod-41 Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 Mike: Good morning, and welcome to another addition of a crappy daytime TV show that nobody watches. We're Green Day. Today we are looking at internet cons. Take, for example, our very own Idiot Club. Sure, it is only $20 for an annual membership, but let's have a look at what that money gets you. Videos and photos of normal human beings. For $20 I'm sure you'd want something more interesting. Like pictures of aliens or people with gross skin conditions! Another thing they promise is ticket giveaways for a tour that does not exist. Let's talk to someone who was scamed by this site.Tre: Hi. I'm Tre Cool of Green Day. Like many of our fans, I got lured in to this site by promises of pictures on myself and the hypnotic colours of the background. But after I joined I realised that there was nothing on the site that I couldn't just download illegally from one of those fabulous sites that make SWAT teams burst into my house! Ooh, those men are so dominating...Billie: I for one am in favour of the Idiot Club as I get most of its money.Mike: It has also been proven that money made in the Idiot Club goes towards funding terrorism.Billie: [Covering bombs straped to chest] That proof proves nothings! This show is over!Mike: Join us next time when we'll be talking to the sexual stunt double that Billie uses while playing Hitchin' A Ride live.Bille: [in a 'Next Time' box] Well, it is my hand, but it's goes down his pants.
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 HAHA! OMG that made me tear up I swear
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