Haydée Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb101/b...lie-closeup.gifBillie: haha, a bird.[i stoled a pic from someonelse's photobucket]
Spider Tre Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Billie: hey baby, you know i'm availuableMike: no your not. your married to AdrienneBillie: shut the fuck up!!!
Countrygirl Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 Guy: Hey Tre, can you help me with these pictures?Tre: Sure.Tre: *picks up a picture of himself* Oh my gosh, this is smudged on my face! Gotta clean it! (1 hour later)Guy: Tre, what are you doing?Tre: Cleaning a pictureGuy: of yourself? Billie: *walks by* Oh my god, Tre, what the heck? That picture of myself is ugly! Throw it away! Throw it away!Tre: *throws away the picture*Billie: Eeeewww....I hate this pile.Guy: Billie: This pile is hideous!Guy: Ya know...money doesn't grow on trees. Billie: Like I care...Mike: *grabs a marker and draws a moustache on Tre's picture* Hey, look at this!Tre: I just finished cleaning that! Mike! Stop!Tre: *grabs a marker and draws a booger on Mike's face*Mike: Dammit, Tre! The ladies don't want to see Mike-the-booger face! That's just wrong! *shreds picture*Billie: Umm....dude, these copies are full of flaws. Go copy some flawless ones.Mike: Have you ever considered plastic surgery, Bill? Guy: :verymad:
Spider Tre Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...rmal_bj1lt8.jpgBillie's reaction when one of George W. Bush's speeches comes on while he was listening to his musichttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...20thong/hot.jpgAdie: where's your pants Billie?Billie: they flew off that way *points*
nimrod-41 Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 Billie: I'm much cooler than Tré! Look what I can do!*Billie does an awesome guitar solo*Tré: So?... Look what I can do...*Tré throws a drum stick into Billie's ear*
BadgerLALA Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 Billie, Mike and Tré : AAAAAHHHHH! THE TEENIES ATTACK.
Countrygirl Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 Mike: Ok, Tre, I'm going to give you a lesson in girls.Tre: Here we go again!Mike: Girls like motorcycles.Billie: So true! Tre: *dreams * Tre: I get it, Mike. Thanks! *leaves*Billie: I have a feeling he wasn't thinking about girls.Mike: Yeah, you're probably right.(Few days later when his dream comes true)Mike: That's not what I meant!Billie: Tre: You're squishing me!Mike:
Spider Tre Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 Tre: i just did something naughty in the bathroom
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 ^ nice...it better have been with me...
Spider Tre Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Billie: arrgg!! i'm Captain Billie! the almighty pirate who has sailed the 7 seas!Mike: we're on land Billie. not on waterBillie: you shall not be me first mateTre: i feel sea sick..Billie: thats the spirit me young lad! you shall be me first mate!Mike: your not even irish!Billie: shut up before i throw you over boardMike:
crazychic Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Billie: arrgg!! i'm Captain Billie! the almighty pirate who has sailed the 7 seas!Mike: we're on land Billie. not on waterBillie: you shall not be me first mateTre: i feel sea sick..Billie: thats the spirit me young lad! you shall be me first mate!Mike: your not even irish!Billie: shut up before i throw you over boardMike: brilliant
Spider Tre Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...al_cap060~0.jpgBillie: wth no one noticed my new shoes!!!!http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...al_cap075~0.jpgMike: oh, you got new shoes? they're uh... nicehttp://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...al_cap059~0.jpgTre: i'd like to spank those shoes, i mean Billie, i mean ... oh fuck forget it
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Girl: Hi!Tre': hey there sexy... rawr Girl: uh...Mike: Hey what about me?! I'm hot too!... hellllloooo!!!Billie: Pffh yea whatever I'm the sex icon here and you both know it *poses*Girl: actually I was talking to my boyfriend.. over there *points behind them*All the Guys: ... oh...*awkward silence*Tre': ya still wanna do it Billie and Mike: TRE!!!Tre': What?...
Countrygirl Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Mike: Well, lookie over there....a nice bunch of ladies.Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: *looks over* Hmmm...Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: What? I can't hear you!Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: Bill, why does that girl put her fingers in her ear?Billie: *nodds and protrays a phone and whispers "Call me!"Tre: What does that mean, Bill?Billie: I don't know. *:wink: at girl* Alien language I guess, Tre.Tre: *sticks out tongue and dances* Billie: What are you doing?Tre: Alien language....this means I love you.Billie: Oh boy! I don't know him. Billie: Here we are, the all-ladies party!Girl: *loses her teeth and they roll across the floor onto Mike's feet*Mike: Eeewww... I thought this was a panty raid for young chicks not for old grandmothers! Tre: What are we going to do?Mike: Uhh...that old lady is coming toward us! Run!Billie: Well hello, young lady!Mike: Is Billie blind? Tre: I don't know. Billie: *runs up to old woman and gives her a wedgie*Grandma: *hehehe* Billie: Mike: That's just wrong! Tre: Let's join the fun!Mike and Tre: *run up to someone and gives wedgie*Someone: What the heck? Are you fellas gay?Tre: I am. kinda. Not in this way.Mike: Sorry, old man! Tre: Oh man, he pooped his undies!Mike: Put it down, Tre! Old man: TRe:
BadgerLALA Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Girl: Hi!Tre': hey there sexy... rawr Girl: uh...Mike: Hey what about me?! I'm hot too!... hellllloooo!!!Billie: Pffh yea whatever I'm the sex icon here and you both know it *poses*Girl: actually I was talking to my boyfriend.. over there *points behind them*All the Guys: ... oh...*awkward silence*Tre': ya still wanna do it Billie and Mike: TRE!!!Tre': What?...Really good one.
AntonGlader Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...200775840AM.jpgMike: Well, lookie over there....a nice bunch of ladies.Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: *looks over* Hmmm...Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: What? I can't hear you!Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: Bill, why does that girl put her fingers in her ear?Billie: *nodds and protrays a phone and whispers "Call me!"Tre: What does that mean, Bill?Billie: I don't know. *:wink: at girl* Alien language I guess, Tre.Tre: *sticks out tongue and dances* Billie: What are you doing?Tre: Alien language....this means I love you.Billie: Oh boy! I don't know him. haha liked that one
Countrygirl Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 Tre: What? Is this too womanly?Billie and Mike: Tre: I went to the store to buy a big boy bike but the man at the store told me this suits me best.Billie: How does that suit you?Tre: He said all the clowns have one and they can pick up girls with it.Billie: But Tre..how did you get one when they were all sold out.Tre: I stole it from a little girl.Billie: What?Tre: C'mon, I was desparate! Tre: Vroom, Vroom, Zoom, ZoomBillie: Tre, why did you buy that instead of the convertible?Tre: I've joined the Society of Midget Clowns.Billie: Why?Tre: The midget clowns called me the big happy giant bunny and bought me flowers so in return I've joined their club.Midget Clowns: We love you, Tre!!!!Tre: I love you, too! I love you, you love me, we are a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you LOVE ME TOO! *puts on bunny suit*Mike: I'll never think of the white bunny from our concerts the same again. Billie: Everybody yell I hate you!Crowd: I hate you! *chants*Mike: That's mean. Why are people so cruel?Billie: *holds up guitar* Thinking: I hope we don't mess up! It's almost over! This will be our best performance ever!Tre: Woot! Woot! Victory Dance! We rule! We rule! We totally bashed that song into the ground, baby! Who's gonna get drunk tonight? Billie: Thinking: Until now. *embarrassed* Mike:
Countrygirl Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 Tre: To the new engaged couple...Chocolate milk, bitch!Mike: *nervous* Hahaha...very funny, Tre!Britney's grandparents: Mike: Yeah, I don't know him. Hahahaha :whistling: Tre: See how close I am to Billie. Yeah, that's right...you're jealous.Tre: *pulls up Billie's pants and grabs leg* Ohhh....a lovely girl and Billie*Girl: This is strange. Billie: Hold me up, Mike...gotta impress the lady.Mike: Ugh!!! Billie, you're choking me! *gag, cough, gag*Girl: Hahaha...you're funny, Mike!Mike: *passes out*Billie: *drops* You were supposed to hold me up, idiot!Girl: Is he okay?
TnT dreamsOFhope Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 Those were awesome, thank you ! Thank you for giving me a smile today. xoxoxoxTLove
Countrygirl Posted February 25, 2008 Posted February 25, 2008 Those were awesome, thank you ! Thank you for giving me a smile today. xoxoxoxTLoveYou're welcome.
Countrygirl Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 Football player: Catch the ball before it crashes to the floor, Billie Joe!Billie: Please don't hit me! *reaches up to catch the ball*Adrienne: Hi honey! *waves*Billie: Uh...*tries to wave but loses sight of the ball as it smacks him in the face*Billie: Ouch! Football player: Hahaha...butterfingers! Billie: :verymad: *kicks the football player in the crotch*Football player: You got guts! Sorry, man! Billie: Don't mess with the rock star! Adrienne: Wow...you just beat up that football player!Billie: I know. Kids don't try to this at home. If you come across a situation like this, call Super Tre and he'll fix it right away.Tre: *jumps off the statue and falls onto the ground*Billie: Nevermind. Mike: *drinks coffee* Omg, there's a forum online in Brazil, all about coffee!Mike: *types: do you have a picture of a cup of coffee?*Forum: *types: Sure!*Mike: *posts the picture as his computer wallpaper and sips some coffee* She is so beautiful!Billie: What?Mike: I love her! She's so dreamy! Billie: Mike and Billie: Oh yeah!!!! You go girl!!!!! *drool*Britney and Adrienne:
Countrygirl Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 Man: This guy is so cool...I mean he has kids and he drinks Heinkein. What's not to love? I mean his friend is a ridiculous clown and his other friend is addicted to coffee...he even gets...what's so funny?Billie: I'm so drunk... I think I peed myself. Man: Well lookie there, a man with a sense of humor and a bad bladder. How amazing is that! *leaves*Billie: Poor guy! He reminded me of a chicken and.... I mean he was such a retard that I felt sorry for him for obsessing over me....Man: *comes back* You're funny, Billie! I wonder who the retard is.Cameraman:
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 ^ I know this is completely random but .. is that a rip in Bill's pant's at the knee?.. cuz thats when it looks like.. just sayin
BadgerLALA Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...3849f3eaf_o.jpgFootball player: Catch the ball before it crashes to the floor, Billie Joe!Billie: Please don't hit me! *reaches up to catch the ball*Adrienne: Hi honey! *waves*Billie: Uh...*tries to wave but loses sight of the ball as it smacks him in the face*Billie: Ouch! Football player: Hahaha...butterfingers! Billie: :verymad: *kicks the football player in the crotch*Football player: You got guts! Sorry, man! Billie: Don't mess with the rock star! Adrienne: Wow...you just beat up that football player!Billie: I know. Kids don't try to this at home. If you come across a situation like this, call Super Tre and he'll fix it right away.Tre: *jumps off the statue and falls onto the ground*Billie: Nevermind. http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...9264c6906_o.jpgMike: *drinks coffee* Omg, there's a forum online in Brazil, all about coffee!Mike: *types: do you have a picture of a cup of coffee?*Forum: *types: Sure!*Mike: *posts the picture as his computer wallpaper and sips some coffee* She is so beautiful!Billie: What?Mike: I love her! She's so dreamy! Billie: Mike and Billie: Oh yeah!!!! You go girl!!!!! *drool*Britney and Adrienne: haha *lmao* that made my day.
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