Haydée Posted February 2, 2008 Posted February 2, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...=12&pos=270 On the roof of a building...Billie: *moving the head* my head is dancing, look at my head, hahaha! I bet you all at big-head dances *crash with the glass* OUCH! SHIT!!Mike: look.. a guy breaking in at starbucks! OH MY GOD! that dude it's stealing all the coffe.. ! MY COFFE!!! my treasure! Tre: Mike..Mike: WHAT TRE??Tre: why is that glass with a line on it?Billie: ouch!
Countrygirl Posted February 3, 2008 Posted February 3, 2008 Billie: Hi everybody! Hiiii!!!! I'm on happy pills, yes I am! I have a pet rock named Sam and he's my best friend. He runs with me and eats pizza with me and he's a real good friend. Have you seen Sam? Sam is great...oh yes he is...he talks to me and tells me jokes and......Mike: Why does this bring me a flashback of Jaded in Chicago, IL? Tre: *thinks: * Yup, Good times! Good times!Mike: Billie, what are you hiding?
BadgerLALA Posted February 3, 2008 Posted February 3, 2008 Billie: I am thinking of a number between 1 - 1 million.
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 Tre': I shouldn't have taken those pills I found on the floor... Bill's all.. slowmotiony and shit...
Countrygirl Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 http://www.geocities.com/greendaypics/bj15.htmlBillie: Oh my gosh! I'm on the front cover! I'm so special and pretty!Cameraman: Smile!Billie: CHEESE! Did that look good? Cameraman: Billie: Hug me, brother!Mike: What are you looking at?Tre: Nothing! *turns away*
Branik Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 Shop Keeper: Sir, it would be $ 2,50Billie: Ok, let me look for my coins... I'm sure I left them somewhere around here...Shop Keeper: Billie: Yes, here they- no. No, that's fairly too big to be a coin...Shop Keeper:
Countrygirl Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 ^ This is similar:Manager: Billie, have you seen the tour bus keys?Billie: Oh, I put them here to keep them safe.Manager: Where?Billie: just a second...*searches pockets then inner pants*Manager: And...???Billie: I don't have them. Tre: :whistling: Manager: Tre, where are they?Tre: *looks in his pants* Oh no, they're stuck!Manager: Tre: Here they are! *hands manager keys*Manager: Ewww....I really need to quit *leaves*Tre: Too bad I hid the bus.Billie: What do you mean?Tre: I was playing stunt man and I drove the bus off the cliff into the lake. It was really fun! I lost an arm in the process but the surgeons sewed it back on. Manager: Tre, where's the bus?Tre: Not my problem. YOU ARE THE TOUR MANAGER! By the way I have a show to perform.Mike: Oh...could you get me some starbucks coffee with cream and sugar and....Manager: NO! Mike: You're mean! Manager: I'll rent a car.Tre: YAY!
AntonGlader Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/791/mynewwallpapermf2.jpgBillie: I am thinking of a number between 1 - 1 million.hahahaha I think it is 17 i don't know why xD
Spider Tre Posted February 8, 2008 Posted February 8, 2008 Tre: i am the Tre Monster!! fear me Billie!!Billie: you've gotta be kidding me..
Countrygirl Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 (After a long night of traveling Green Day has finally reached the stage)Guitar: ZING!Billie: Darn...I broke a string! I'll fix it and be right back.(Several minutes pass)Mike: Billie? Are you okay? Billie?Billie: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Mike: Sweet dreams! *puts beer in Billie's hands and falls asleep too*Tre: *collapses on the drums and falls asleep*Bouncer: The equipment's destroyed. Show's over!Crowd:
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 ^ I shall borrow that pic...Billie: hmm.. lessee.. I'll tune this quick.. it sounds kind a iffy...Mike: *sneeks up behind Billie* WEDGIE!!!Billie: Mike: oh god.. huh.. yeah Billie are you even wearing underwear?..Billie: nope... commando ...Tre': eww Mike what are you doing with your hand in Bill pants!!
BadgerLALA Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Tré: Hey you look dirty I going to wash you now.
BillieJoeGDay Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Those are really bad, sorry Billie: My penis is big like this!!!!! LOLBillie: OH SHIT! I hardly remember anything. I remember something... a bath with Tre!!! That's not true, bill, that never happened... (this was a really bad one)Billie: MOTHERFUCKERS! Don't steal my guitar!Billie: OMG this fucking guy is always shoutingRandom Guy: HEY! We need a guitarist and a singer! Anyone?Billie: Choose meeeee
Countrygirl Posted February 11, 2008 Posted February 11, 2008 Grandma: What a sweet, innocent boy! Smile, hon!Mike: *smiles and thinks* I never knew Grammy's dentures were flushable! Cool!Mike's mother: Smile, Grandma!Grandma: Where's my dentures? *leaves room*Mike: *smiles* *giggles* :whistling:
BadgerLALA Posted February 11, 2008 Posted February 11, 2008 Billie: MOTHERFUCKERS! Don't steal my guitar!I like that one. *giggle*
BadgerLALA Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 I helped u with that one xDYupp and I am very grateful for that.
nimrod-41 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Guy in crowd: Billie! You put your tie on the wrong way round, you retard!Billie: That's it! I'm not playing!Tré: But he's right, Billie. Look on the big screen.Billie: ... Oh.... Must you ruin my hissy fit?
AntonGlader Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Yupp and I am very grateful for that. yay ^^ xD
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