AntonGlader Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Billie: Look at me go! I can't believe it's been 15 years since I've driven!Tré: .. I can..... Mike: Billie! You're on the side walk!Billie: Don't worry, I got it! *swerves back onto the road*Mike: Red light!Billie: Mike, stop shouting! Can't you see I'm trying to drive?Tré: Old lady!Billie: I said shut it! Don't make me come back there! I'll whoop both yo asses! *Billie hits the old lady and she flies over the car, leaving blood all over the windscreen*Tré: Damn.. She had alot of blood for an old person...Mike: Please stop, Billie.Billie: Why? We're makin' record time! And the whole driving thing is all coming back to me! See, we need to turn left. I'll indicate! *Billie presses a button. The sunroof opens*Billie: Woops, don't worry, I've got it.*Billie presses the cigerette lighter*Billie: There we go!.......... Do you guys smell burning?Tré: Mike, help.. I don't wanna die! hahahahahahahahaha Good one poor lady xD
Countrygirl Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=0Billie: Get the guy who called me old!Mike: yeah! Am I old? I...I...I'm still 16. Britney: No, Mike, you're not. Adrienne: Don't tell him. http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...p;pageOffset=17Billie: I'm in charge and this is my show. Mike: Tre: Bossy pants. http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...p;pageOffset=17Billie: Ladies, look at me!Mike: Tre: and gentlemenTre: If I touch this, will I explode? *slowly taps the cymbal*Mike: You're such a weak drummer!Tre: This is dangerous machinery! Billie: Don't break my guitar.kid: It'll be fine.Billie: He's bigger than me! Should I take it away or call a bouncer?kid: I think I'm going to keep it!Billie: Jimmy! Jimmy: *hands Billie guitar as kid pees his pants and runs off the stage*Billie: These kids are monsters. Billie: Oh my gosh, I can't put the damn microphone back. *hehehe (nervously)*Tre: Is Billie on crack?Mike: Don't go on crack, kids. It's really bad stuff. BAD! BAD! BAD!(Hitchin' a Ride starts and he does his scene)Crowd: *goes wild*Billie: Eeeee...EeeeeCrowd: He's not doing it. Billie: Oh god, I peed!Tre: Billie: I peed! I peed! Mike: *sees Billie's pants are wet* Oh god no!Tre: Mike: Shhhh....[Interviewer: Here's impressions with Billie on Channel 5. First impression:Billie: I so did not! Like Gosh! Where am I?Interviewer: Billie as a valleygirl. Billie likes to get in touch with all his fans including.... the dumb ones.Billie: Now where's my keys?Mike: Don't look at me!Tre: Oh god, people are looking at me!Mike: Fess up, clown boy.Tre: I'm innocent. Photographer: Time for pictures! Smile!Girl in Background: Dammit, I'm in the picture! Tre: Huh? What's her problem?Billie: Smile, Tre!Girl in Background: I wanted that award! Stupid Green Day! I just want to kill them!Tre: Uh...guys, I'm scared.Girl in Background: *screams bloody murder and is carried out on a stretcher*Green Day: What was that?Tre: That's better. Crew: *eats donuts before going on the air*Cameraman: You're on! *carries donuts to back room*Tre: Wait! Not the donuts with sprinkles on top!Mike: It's fine, Tre, everything is perfect.Crew: *carries coffee to back room*Mike: Now that's just wrong.
Countrygirl Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Same situation:Tre: Maybe if I hide in this corner and blend in like a chamelion, nobody will see me in the picture.Photographer: We see you, Tre! Go stand next to Billie or Mike!Tre: Oh god, help me! ]Mike: Oh no, someone's behind me! *person walks backstage*Mike: Holy crap! It's gone! Ghost!!!!! Tre: We're up here and you're not! Haha! Billie: So...we're going on tour...blah..blah...blahGirl behind Billie: When is he going to stop talking? People scare me!Tre: Do you want to see what's in my hand, cameraman? Wanna? Wanna? Oh...you can't resist Tre!Cameraman: Move Tre!Tre: Oh, I know you wanna!
DeJennsitized Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Tre *thinking* : Wtf? Why the hell are they making me sign this shit? That's the first thing I thought when i saw his face.
Spider Tre Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Tre: get the fuck off my drum set or i'll choke you!Billie: Tre's about to get served! *laughs*
Countrygirl Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Billie: Wow, that boy's rockin'! I wish I could sing like that!Fan: He's awesome, isn't he? *screams*Billie: Shhhh...Mike: Wait a minute! Why the hell am I only one singing? Billie! Where are you? Get your ass on stage!Billie: :whistling:
DeJennsitized Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Aw, shit, it's not long enough...MIKE, WHERE'S THE VIAGRA!?!?!
Countrygirl Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Billie: *ignores Tre and talks to the men*Tre: Don't worry, ladies, super Tre will save the kitty on the highway. Man: But it's just road kill, man!Tre: *steps out and starts walking into the busy highway*Billie: Oh my god! Tre, you retard! Tre: *sings: Super Tre, Super Tre, making people happy every day*Old lady: *faints*Tre: *picks up the kitty* Oooo....this kitty has gone through rough times.*examines it for a min.*Cars: *beep* *beep* Tre: *walks back over and hands the dead cat to the lady* What's wrong, citizen?Billie: I'll make sure the kitty has a good home, Tre. *takes cat*Tre: You're the best, Bill! *walks back out into busy street*Billie: *throws cat in the dumpster*Tre: *sings* Super Tre, Super Tre, making people happy every day.Car: *almost runs into Tre*Tre: Whoa! Watch it! This is how people respect the powerful Super Tre? Idiots! Tre: Wanna play little fishy? Do a twirl! *swirls spoon in fish bowl* Fish in other bowl: No! Not Fred! *stares for a few seconds* Oh my god! What a retard! Oh well....at least it is not me. Mike: I bet that fish wishes he could reach for that gun and shoot Tre. Oh well...he's not my pet.Billie: Awwww, he looks like he's having fun! Swim, fish, swim! Fish in other bowl:
BadgerLALA Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Super Tre, Super Tre, making people happy every day*rofl*
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Tre': stupid fuck bow-- well hello camera.. teehee..*drops bowtie* oopsies I dropped meh bowtie.. I'm just gonna pick it up an..Billie: TREEEE!!!Tre': damn it Billie: what did I tell you the last time?!Tre': no ass-shots that is your thing not mine...
Robin105 Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 http://www.greenday-zone.com/galeria/pictu...oearmstrong.gifBillie: Omg like she had the same shoes and like I said O no you didn't and then she like said yes I did and i was like and she was like and like omgMike: Billie! Snap out of it and sing.Billie: Did u just like yell at me
.:Whatsername:. Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f315/che...200660731PM.jpg(Hitchin' a Ride starts and he does his scene)Crowd: *goes wild*Billie: Eeeee...EeeeeCrowd: He's not doing it. Billie: Oh god, I peed!Tre: Billie: I peed! I peed! Mike: *sees Billie's pants are wet* Oh god no!Tre: Mike: Shhhh....I don't know what the hell is going on in this, but I was rolling around laughing at it!
Countrygirl Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 ^Thanks! He was masterbating and he peed himself so instead of going "Oooohhhh, Oooohhhh!" he said, "peeeee!"Tre: Hmmm... facts about stupid white men *looks at Billie, Mike, and Jason White*Tre: First thing to notice: stupid white men wear leopard-print thongs on stage. *looks at Billie* Tre: Second thing to notice: stupid white men are in love with themselves. *looks at Billie* Tre: Third thing to notice: stupid white men can't tell if a woman is trying to get their attention *looks at old lady waving at Billie* Tre: For goodness sake, just say "A Book About Billie"!!!! Tre: Fourth thing to notice: stupid white men are clowns.
Countrygirl Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Mike: pfffft *farts**Billie looks at Mike**Mike looks at Billie**Billie looks away and continues singing*Mike: pfffffffffffffffffftttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*farts* *farts* farts*Billie: Mike: *looks at Billie with puppy eyes*Billie: *sniffs* Billie and Mike: He did it! No, he did it! It wasn't me! Mike: Great stage presence, Bill! Billie: Same to you, old fartbag!
Countrygirl Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Mike: Didn't I tell you? Billie stole my cookie! Tre: He did?!?!?!Billie: I didn't eat it. I threw it to the neighbor's dog.Mike: But it was chocolate chip! Billie: (5 hrs. pass) *blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah*Mike: I'll take these. *grabs all the awards*Tre: Dude, the other stars need these awards. Remember we have to give them back and wait for ours in the mail.Mike: I don't care. *hehehe*Tre: Rock-a-bye baby in the Tre-top, when the wind blows the cradle will drop, the baby will cry and Tre will moan. Bye, bye, bye....um.....awardie.....
BadgerLALA Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...Day/2493705.jpgTre': stupid fuck bow-- well hello camera.. teehee..*drops bowtie* oopsies I dropped meh bowtie.. I'm just gonna pick it up an..Billie: TREEEE!!!Tre': damn it Billie: what did I tell you the last time?!Tre': no ass-shots that is your thing not mine...Good one. *lmao*
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 hey I guess I got it back thank youuu
AntonGlader Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...008124519PM.jpgTre: Hmmm... facts about stupid white men *looks at Billie, Mike, and Jason White*Tre: First thing to notice: stupid white men wear leopard-print thongs on stage. *looks at Billie* Tre: Second thing to notice: stupid white men are in love with themselves. *looks at Billie* Tre: Third thing to notice: stupid white men can't tell if a woman is trying to get their attention *looks at old lady waving at Billie* Tre: For goodness sake, just say "A Book About Billie"!!!! Tre: Fourth thing to notice: stupid white men are clowns. hahaha good one
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Tre': aww I'm gonna love it and feed it and I'll name it Shiny Bilie: the camera angle on my head is fucky.... yes it is so!!!... it makes my head look big...Mike: Billie you've always had a big head...Billie: what?...Mike: nothing, nothing...Billie: Billie: I would like to thank my wife...Tre & Mike: *giggle*Billie: and my kids..*starts smiling*Tre & Mike: *still giggling*Billie: and.. shuddup Jason I do not look like a black mop!Jason:*from far away* yes you do!Tre & Mike: *burst out laughing*Billie: you damn bastard Crowd: what the hell?
Alex Ash Posted February 2, 2008 Posted February 2, 2008 ^ UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!, You are the awesomest!
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