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If Green Day weren't in a band, what kinds of jobs would they have?


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Tre- Some type of circus performer or stunt man.

Mike- A new-age hippie who leads a revolt agains the government or a butler.

Billie- A mad scientist or actor in a film like Lord of the Rings as a hobbit.

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tre:my bitch

mike:my bitch

billie:my whore

:thumbsup:

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Mike- own his line of inflateable underwear

Tre- cleaning the showers at the big vanilla and damning the day he dropped out of highschool

Billie- also wishing he had stayed in school , and raising his 7 children with adrienne in the virginian mountains, and minning pet bricks for people.

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I think Billie Joe said somewhere he'd love to be a kids soccar coach.

Can you guys imagine Billie Joe jumping up and down screaming at those little kids to "GET THAT FUCKING BALL!!" ? :lol:

Mike... a chef?

Tre.... I can see him stuffing letterbombs and putting them in people's mailboxes as a postman...

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I dunno. They're in GD and god damn it--that's good enough 4 me!

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the founder of scientology is dead already. But I agree w/his cult like status

ooops. my bad.

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Billie-Teaching private guitar lessons :eyebrows:

Mike-waiter/bartender in some fancy restaurant (i love him in that white shirt and black tie)

Tre-First male model for Victoria's Secret :lol:

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tre:my bitch

mike:my bitch

billie:my whore

:thumbsup:

as long as you share :thumbsup::shifty:

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they'd have normal jobs

just like everyone else.

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That's tough shit. But I can really see Billie working as the dude who delivers pizza. Or he could be my personal whore. Mike... something to do with an office. Accountant? Tre... something to do with birds. I just thought of another one for Billie. He could work at Starbucks. Or else he'd be a junkie living with his mother.

But I can also imagine Billie Joe being a soccer coach... since that was his ambition. He could also be the guy who fixes televisions... and he could also be a baseball player (a bit short, but I could just see it)... Crap damnit, Billie is stuck in my head now and I don't like it. :mad:

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hhm lets see..

mike- as a mechanic

tre- working in a music shop

billie- crap he's hard....mayb as a coach or as a bartender ...cant think of anything good

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You know i reckon i could see Billie as a teacher. You know, the odd one that everyone loves cos they do the craziest stuff all the time.

Mike, um, a roadie. Or that gentle quiet guy at the hospital that does blood test etc.

And Tre. Well. He's a law onto himself that one. Something along the lines of Johnny Knoxville i reckon.

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as long as you share :thumbsup::shifty:

and as long as you pay me :eyebrows:

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and as long as you pay me :eyebrows:

im the pimp-you should consult me!!!! :P

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billie a poet

mike a mechanic

tre clown

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and as long as you pay me :eyebrows:

how much do ya want??? :P:shifty:

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as long as you share :thumbsup::shifty:

:lol::lol:

hm....

Billie - gardener

Mike - baker

Tre - butcher :eyebrows:

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I don't know...

I remember Billie said he would work in construction, in a cafe or selling drugs, just like St Jimmy :P

So, I like those kinds of "jobs" he would like to have, he can be a sexy handyman. Tré an entertainer, and Mike... he has a "Doctor" face, it would be fun :lol:

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Tre' - a butcher

Mike- a baker

Billie- candlestick maker

Just kidding!

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haha, i love this thread! :woot:

i think...

billie would be a hairdresser

mike would be a car mechanic

and tre' would be a childrens entertainer at a holiday resort :lol:

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Billie: Playing for his other band (I forget what there called) but as a job I'd say he'd be working in Mcdonalds <img

I think you mean Pinhead Gunpowder :)

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I don't know...

I remember Billie said he would work in construction, in a cafe or selling drugs, just like St Jimmy :P

So, I like those kinds of "jobs" he would like to have, he can be a sexy handyman. Tré and entertainer, and Mike... he has a "Doctor" face, it would be fun :lol:

YES! mike would be a doctor! :thumbsup: he does have a doctor face (;

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Whoa, big thread bump. But I'm gonna post because I've always thought Mike looked like the truck driver type, or a doctor. Tre would obviously be something weird, and I think Billie would probably end up being the pizza delivery guy who is always high.

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Whoa, big bump!

I could see Tre being a stand up comedian.

I agree about Mike being a doctor.

And Billie... didn't he say he'd be working at a McDonalds?

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I don't know what the other two members would be, but I know Tre Cool would be like the guy in my town who dresses up like a pickle and dances on street corners.

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