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Hey guys, not to try and grab attention which made me not want to post this but you guys were right. I didn’t mean any hurt feelings or even realize how it looked. This is a cool little thread and a dumb place to do that and it was sort of an accident tbh.

I hope I didn’t offend anyone and when I was your guys’ age (young) not 42, life was a grand amusement and I’m sorry for saying it’s a grand illusion. It’s not. It’s what you make of it.

I made my own beds and some were comfy and some have come to toss me out. Just live a good life and im sorry for spewing my depression on all of you. 

Your Little Drama Queen

Truly.

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9 minutes ago, LaughingClock said:

Hey guys, not to try and grab attention which made me not want to post this but you guys were right. I didn’t mean any hurt feelings or even realize how it looked. This is a cool little thread and a dumb place to do that and it was sort of an accident tbh.

I hope I didn’t offend anyone and when I was your guys’ age (young) not 42, life was a grand amusement and I’m sorry for saying it’s a grand illusion. It’s not. It’s what you make of it.

I made my own beds and some were comfy and some have come to toss me out. Just live a good life and im sorry for spewing my depression on all of you. 

Your Little Drama Queen

Truly.

's ok, I get it. Hope things get better for you soon 

If you feel like talking about the personal stuff you're going through or if you just want to vent, the advice forum or pm might be a good place for that. I don't mean this in a backseat modding kind of way, what I'm trying to say is that it's ok to have this conversation on this forum if you feel like it. You're not unwelcome just because you're depressed/angry/being dramatic or whatever 

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On 1/24/2018 at 5:11 PM, jengd said:

Billie Joe Armstrong or is there a female Billie Joe out there?  That’s just weird.

Yeah Britney's sister, right?

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14 hours ago, LaughingClock said:

And that makes it, all together “not a rumor”.

Gloria, love and all but that C-section thing sort of weirded me out a little. Didn’t get it. Am I missing something?  

Not to break it down, but the weird part of that rumor would be....let’s count it down

1) BJA has a baby, himself.

2) He’s a woman?

3) Hes a man having a baby?

4) Who impregnated him? 80?

5) is she a man? Does she have a member? If Billie is a man, and 80 is too, where does he impregnate him?

6) Did he cheat on her and get pregnant with another man? Or was he a woman and was impregnated by another man? 

7) In that situation is Addie bi or gay?

8) the method of birth being a c-section is the least interesting part of this “rumor”

Unless of course you’re saying Billie was born by c-section which like half of births are making it completely bizarre.

So where we at with this?

Im sorry if I’m coming of shitty. I’m doing my best to make myself laugh as I just totaled a nearly 50k few month old car and it was 100% my fault and my daughter was in the car and FUCK! :)

Is there a 'SHOOK' reaction emoji?  'Cause that totally applies here :lol:

 

3 hours ago, LaughingClock said:

 

To my boys out there, just don’t get married. It’s an outdated bullshit institution and anyone that says they’ve been happily married for 30 years is lying. Maybe some exceptions but it’s a HORRIBLE finanicial decision and unless your religious or something it serves almost no benefit. Even the things you get like last visitation and inheritances are covered in most countries by common law marriages without all the BS.

On that note, I remember I heard a rumor somewhere the Billie and 80 actually don't get along all that well, and that she's kind of a b**ch to him.

But to be honest, I don't really believe that one until proven otherwise.

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17 minutes ago, Jesus of Seneca said:

On that note, I remember I heard a rumor somewhere the Billie and 80 actually don't get along all that well, and that she's kind of a b**ch to him.

But to be honest, I don't really believe that one until proven otherwise.

Sounds like that was stated by the user who has a deep hatred for 80...

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1 minute ago, WhiteTim said:

Sounds like that was stated by the user who has a deep hatred for 80...

If you're referring to me, I actually like 80 

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52 minutes ago, Jesus of Seneca said:

Is there a 'SHOOK' reaction emoji?  'Cause that totally applies here :lol:

 

On that note, I remember I heard a rumor somewhere the Billie and 80 actually don't get along all that well, and that she's kind of a b**ch to him.

But to be honest, I don't really believe that one until proven otherwise.

I can tell you with authority that nothing is further from the truth.

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39 minutes ago, Jesus of Seneca said:

If you're referring to me, I actually like 80 

No there was a user here who has a blog dedicated to hating 80 Breezy I think her name was 

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18 hours ago, Gloria Killjoy said:

Tré Cool is missing a testicle???? Heard that on here and somewhere else, not sure where anymore. 

This fan Q&A from the magazine scan section here on GDA asks Tré about that rumor.

1 hour ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said:

Interesting. Do you have any information regarding the sounds at the beginning of Blood Sex & Booze and more importantly, that sound in Sick Of Me? According to my sources, the sound in Sick Of Me is @SHART's cameo. 

The article I linked above also mentions the sounds at the beginning of Blood, Sex and Booze and there's a video on YouTube called "Official Warning EPK, 2000" where you can kinda see what they're doing. It starts at about 5:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLSYhprlRqI

I don't really know what I'm doing with the links so sorry if it goes wrong

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Wasn't there a rumor of someone's death involving  an 'ahem' toy? :lol:

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2 hours ago, WhiteTim said:

No there was a user here who has a blog dedicated to hating 80 Breezy I think her name was 

Oh those were the days. 

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9 minutes ago, Spike said:

Oh those were the days. 

She inspired my signature and it was great too bad I don’t remember it lol 

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8 hours ago, LaughingClock said:

The “MOST ridiculous you’ve ever heard”. 80 and Billie have a special relationship so that’s positive but you can’t deny this from some scientific study:

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Given the secretive nature of infidelity, exact figures about cheating and extra-marital affairs are nearly impossible to establish. But listed below are some of the most well-supported facts about cheating. All cited sources can be found on our reference page.

It is estimated that roughly 30% to 60% of all married individuals (in the United States) will engage in infidelity at some point during their marriage (see Buss & Shackelford for review of this research). And these numbers are probably on the conservative side, if you consider that close to half of all marriages end in divorce (people are more likely to stray as relationships fall apart; also see, who is likely to cheat).

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this is “conservative” for non rock-stars so...   but Billie and 80 are truly in love and they are a marriage exception than a rule. Billie knew how to pick em.

Yes, I can't truly say that this is the most ridiculous rumor I've ever heard, as the pregnancy one is off the charts. But I really don't believe this on to be true because Adi and Billie (from the outside at least) seem to be totally aware of the other's needs and interests. I think that 90% of the time people who cheat cheat, its because they feel misunderstood or neglected. I can’t see why BJ would cheat on his wife, and with Mike, no less!

As for that being conservative for non rock-stars, when has Billie ever fit the mold? :)

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9 hours ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said:

Looks like it :lol:

Have I mentioned that I love your posts and really admire you. You're so smart. 

I once made up a story about Billie getting banned on GDC and someone actually believed it. Does it count? 

Awww thank you so much! :dance:ok that made my week! I love your posts, too. Also: major user name respect!

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9 hours ago, Jesus of Seneca said:

Wasn't there a rumor of someone's death involving  an 'ahem' toy? :lol:

Please tell 

7 hours ago, WhiteTim said:

She inspired my signature and it was great too bad I don’t remember it lol 

I remember! It said something like you're writing a book about how awesome Adrienne is. Idk how it was called Maybe Green Day's Unsung Hero or something like that 

3 hours ago, Gloria Killjoy said:

Awww thank you so much! :dance:ok that made my week! I love your posts, too. Also: major user name respect!

Aww you're welcome, I only said the truth. :D

Thank you :lol:

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How bout the time Neil Armstrong died, and everyone thought Billie Joe Armstrong died

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On 1/25/2018 at 2:09 PM, Spike said:

We were told the noises at the start of Desensitized are Mike playing a baseball bat but it's actually the sound of Billie giving birth to a toaster.

/Thread

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7 hours ago, Jesus of Seneca said:

How bout the time Neil Armstrong died, and everyone thought Billie Joe Armstrong died

Did that really happen? :lol:

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Just remembered the rumour from 2010 that there was an up and coming hard metal band called Greenday who were threatening our youth with the most dangerous, satanic, anti-America, anti-Christian music yet. 

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8 hours ago, Spike said:

Just remembered the rumour from 2010 that there was an up and coming hard metal band called Greenday who were threatening our youth with the most dangerous, satanic, anti-America, anti-Christian music yet. 

wasn't there a whole article on that on some crazy religious website? I thought that was supposed to be a joke. :lol: Then again, you never can tell,......

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1 hour ago, Jesus of Seneca said:

wasn't there a whole article on that on some crazy religious website? I thought that was supposed to be a joke. :lol: Then again, you never can tell,......

Yeah, it was a 40+ page thread on Landover Baptist, but a few people fell for it!

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I always thought it'd be by an E sharp - section

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On 1/25/2018 at 1:23 PM, LaughingClock said:

Question, it’s mostly girls here, are you all crazy and hide it until we are with you or do you become crazy during the relationship OR am I crazy?

Sounds like the relationship is crazy-making, and after you take some time for yourself there’s a good chance you’ll find a relationship in which you’ll both feel sane 😊. That is, you’ve learned what the red flags for crazy  are.

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19 hours ago, Spike said:

Just remembered the rumour from 2010 that there was an up and coming hard metal band called Greenday who were threatening our youth with the most dangerous, satanic, anti-America, anti-Christian music yet. 

OH MY GOD I READ THAT THAT WAS SO FUCKING WEIRD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SATIRE BUT IT WAS JUST DUMB!!!!!

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On 1/27/2018 at 2:19 AM, Jane Lannister said:

Did that really happen? :lol:

Yeah.  There is this thing that my wife always used to talk about called “The Mandela Effect”. While spiritual, I don’t subscribe to most odd theories like this. I believe there is some nuanced physiological reasons why people forget little things equally.

So there are pop culture things like movie lines  that everyone thinks are the same, but wrongly, like (Empire Strikes Back MAJOR spoiler “Luke, I am your father” when the line is actually, to most people’s surprise “luke, search your feelings, you know if to be true” moments after he says “I am your father”. I think people just psychologically remember the point of the line but to be fair I’ve seen that movie maybe literally 20x and I was surprised but I think there’s a reason but for an interesting read, actually the video is what I found. Here is something I found on it with quick search:

I think pre-internet, urban legends and things like Mandela could have gone viral (the falsehood) and, absent the web, they could spread longer (but slower) and there was nothing, again because no WWW, nothing to put out the fire. But I also do believe in M. String and Multiverse theory and maybe those things are cogs in keeping the universe even in ways we don’t understand. Ohhhhh wwwwww,.so smart right? A god damn genius I tells ya.

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