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More on topic... album title rumours have been some of the best, I remember when ‘Hillside Dance’ was the apparent title of 21CB and people on here were losing their minds.

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Just now, emmericanidiot said:

More on topic... album title rumours have been some of the best, I remember when ‘Hillside Dance’ was the apparent title of 21CB and people on here were losing their minds.

I can't remember that at all :lol: but I remember a few months ago someone pretending they'd seen something on twitter about a new GD album called Malice Intentions or something and it was ridiculous!

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What about that stupid rumour that The Network were really Green Day? 

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17 minutes ago, ¡Jenn! said:

Dude have you ever read your own posts?

When I write my them? What are you saying? It’s the truth. IMO, men are pretty simple creatures without many needs to be happy and in my experience for better or worse, women are much more complex people who have more emotion and emotional needs while men need food, fun, love and everything (don’t take my tongue and cheek posts to their completion), obviously we need more than the 3 things I wrote, fun, food, love, passion, etc. I was stating with pissed off flare that men are just less complex.

Most people that I know in this world wouldn’t argue that, man or woman. It’s not a statement of quality, just fact.

Do you disagree and more importantly, have you turned on me? :) I can only handle so many breakups ya know!

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The Lady Cobra rumor, anyone :dry:

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14 minutes ago, Spike said:

I hope things look up for you soon @LaughingClock. This is becoming not silly or funny at all :( 

Thank you! It’s not. I’ve been in tears on every post. It’s amazing what you can hide with a :):):) :runaround:

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3 minutes ago, LaughingClock said:

When I write my them? What are you saying? It’s the truth. IMO, men are pretty simple creatures without many needs to be happy and in my experience for better or worse, women are much more complex people who have more emotion and emotional needs while men need food, fun, love and everything (don’t take my tongue and cheek posts to their completion), obviously we need more than the 3 things I wrote, fun, food, love, passion, etc. I was stating with pissed of flare that men are just less complex.

Most people that I know in this world wouldn’t argue that, man or woman. It’s not a statement of quality, just fact.

Do you disagree and more importantly, have you turned on me? :) I can only handle so many breakups ya know!

Look, I know you're upset but sexism isn't the answer, nor is posting in this thread that's meant to be about silly GD rumours. I still love ya but you can't go round calling us all crazy (and comparing us to Trump of all things??) and not expect to be called on it. 

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2 minutes ago, ¡Jenn! said:

Look, I know you're upset but sexism isn't the answer, nor is posting in this thread that's meant to be about silly GD rumours. I still love ya but you can't go round calling us all crazy (and comparing us to Trump of all things??) and not expect to be called on it. 

Ok, I understand your post and you’re right, it’s off topic and needs to stop but I was again, tongue and cheek. I called women probably the superior sex and I meant it. I didn’t “compare women to Trump”, I made a jokey equivalency. 

Acknowledging that there is a difference between men and women is not sexism. I love women. 

Almost as much as puppies. ;)

7 minutes ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said:

The Lady Cobra rumor, anyone :dry:

Which one? Ties right into the sexism.

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7 minutes ago, LaughingClock said:

Which one? Ties right into the sexism.

You know, The Rumor TM, the one that gets brought up way too often. Wanted to put it on the silly list before someone else *couuuuugh* would bring it up again in a much bigger way. It started out as a mildly funny Cracked article. Wonder what reminded me of sexist bs :P

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Mike and Billie have had a sexual relationship behind their wive's backs for years has to be the most ridiculous rumor I've ever heard. I had a friend who seriously believed it to be true.

56 minutes ago, LaughingClock said:

I was ready to write “you don’t know anything yet” and to an extent that’s true but when I read your post I honestly thought “Jesus, this girl is wise beyond your years”.

Thanks!

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13 minutes ago, Gloria Killjoy said:

Mike and Billie have had a sexual relationship behind their wive's backs for years has to be the most ridiculous rumor I've ever heard. I had a friend who seriously believed it to be true.

I thought that was Billie and Tre 😄 And speaking of, what about those rumors that Trillie was an actual thing back in the day?

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13 minutes ago, Gloria Killjoy said:

Mike and Billie have had a sexual relationship behind their wive's backs for years has to be the most ridiculous rumor I've ever heard. I had a friend who seriously believed it to be true.

Thanks!

Seriously this thread makes it look like people read fanfiction and believe it. It would explain both this and the c-section. 

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2 minutes ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said:

Seriously this thread makes it look like people read fanfiction and believe it. It would explain both this and the c-section. 

Some people just haven't grasped the idea of 'reality' yet.

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Hubby thought Jeff Matika was Billie's son. I'm starting that rumor right now.

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1 minute ago, Grubby Poop said:

Hubby thought Jeff Matika was Billie's son. I'm starting that rumor right now.

That’s a fun game, let’s make our own rumors:

Mike and Vladimir Putin were twins separated at birth 😂

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17 minutes ago, Gloria Killjoy said:

Some people just haven't grasped the idea of 'reality' yet.

Looks like it :lol:

Have I mentioned that I love your posts and really admire you. You're so smart. 

I once made up a story about Billie getting banned on GDC and someone actually believed it. Does it count? 

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16 minutes ago, pacejunkie punk said:

That’s a fun game, let’s make our own rumors:

Mike and Vladimir Putin were twins separated at birth 😂

I am never gonna be able to forget this now oh my god 

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7 minutes ago, emmericanidiot said:

I am never gonna be able to forget this now oh my god 

It gets worse 

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much worse 

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33 minutes ago, pacejunkie punk said:

That’s a fun game, let’s make our own rumors:

Mike and Vladimir Putin were twins separated at birth 😂

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27 minutes ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said:

It gets worse 

 

much worse 

 

Shut up, Chaplin was freakin' hot, how else was he reincarnated as Billie? There goes another rumor.

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3 minutes ago, Grubby Poop said:

Shut up, Chaplin was freakin' hot, how else was he reincarnated as Billie? There goes another rumor.

Yes, he was. But honestly, being a Chaplin incarnation explains a lot about Billie. 

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1 hour ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said:

You know, The Rumor TM, the one that gets brought up way too often. Wanted to put it on the silly list before someone else *couuuuugh* would bring it up again in a much bigger way. It started out as a mildly funny Cracked article. Wonder what reminded me of sexist bs :P

Nice use of TM. A rumor to one is fact or fiction to another. A rumor is just a fact that you’re unsure of.

Some are Billie Joe giving birth and some are names of albums.

The TCB rumor brought up. That rumor wasn’t true but on that very subject of TCB, I know some facts that you guys don’t know as rumors. Doesn’t make them not facts, does it? :)

1 hour ago, Gloria Killjoy said:

Mike and Billie have had a sexual relationship behind their wive's backs for years has to be the most ridiculous rumor I've ever heard. I had a friend who seriously believed it to be true.

 

Do you mean them together because yeah, that’s insane but in general:

The “MOST ridiculous you’ve ever heard”. 80 and Billie have a special relationship so that’s positive but you can’t deny this from some scientific study:

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Given the secretive nature of infidelity, exact figures about cheating and extra-marital affairs are nearly impossible to establish. But listed below are some of the most well-supported facts about cheating. All cited sources can be found on our reference page.

It is estimated that roughly 30% to 60% of all married individuals (in the United States) will engage in infidelity at some point during their marriage (see Buss & Shackelford for review of this research). And these numbers are probably on the conservative side, if you consider that close to half of all marriages end in divorce (people are more likely to stray as relationships fall apart; also see, who is likely to cheat).

 

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And this is “conservative” for non rock-stars so...   but Billie and 80 are truly in love and they are a marriage exception than a rule. Billie knew how to pick em.

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Ladies imagine finding Billie on Tinder :happy:

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We were told the noises at the start of Desensitized are Mike playing a baseball bat but it's actually the sound of Billie giving birth to a toaster.

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5 minutes ago, Spike said:

We were told the noises at the start of Desensitized are Mike playing a baseball bat but it's actually the sound of Billie giving birth to a toaster.

Interesting. Do you have any information regarding the sounds at the beginning of Blood Sex & Booze and more importantly, that sound in Sick Of Me? According to my sources, the sound in Sick Of Me is @SHART's cameo. 

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