You know you're a Green Day fan when...

[amberwhite]

 

You buy this.

[Scumbag On A Mission]

When you’re purchasing something at a convenience store and the cashier gives you your total ($) and waits for you to pay, but you hand over the wrong amount of money because “Holiday” was playing on the radio and you really didn’t hear a thing she said. 

[pouty bitch]

When somebody sings a GD song on karaoke and you don't know whether to be happy because it's GD, or be pissed off because they're not a good singer/they're ruining the song.

[pacejunkie punk]

46 minutes ago, Scumbag On A Mission said:

When you’re purchasing something at a convenience store and the cashier gives you your total ($) and waits for you to pay, but you hand over the wrong amount of money because “Holiday” was playing on the radio and you really didn’t hear a thing she said. 

Since I’ve always got a song playing in my head this is pretty much me all the time 😄

[Slave To The Network]

When you regularly drive past an exit for Stuart Street and think about "Stuart and the Avenue" every time.

[pouty bitch]

Every time you see/hear the name Armstrong, your brain insists it's something to do with Billie even though you know that there are hundreds of other Armstrongs in this world.

[pacejunkie punk]

32 minutes ago, pouty bitch said:

Every time you see/hear the name Armstrong, your brain insists it's something to do with Billie even though you know that there are hundreds of other Armstrongs in this world.

Where I live there’s both a town and a county named Armstrong so the name is everywhere.  When I saw SWMRS recently the directions to the theatre took me through the Armstrong tunnel and I thought well that’s appropriate 😄

[Goofygoldfish]

Every morning I drive past Oakland Rd, one day I'm going to crash, as I kinda do a little nod to it, almost saying 'good morning boys' 

[Scumbag On A Mission]

When you can’t allow yourself to so much as mention Green Day in certain social settings, because you know that once you start talking about them you won’t be able to stop.  

[pacejunkie punk]

3 minutes ago, Scumbag On A Mission said:

When you can’t allow yourself to so much as mention Green Day in certain social settings, because you know that once you start talking about them you won’t be able to stop.  

I stop as soon as I get that look. You probably know the one. 

[Scumbag On A Mission]

4 minutes ago, pacejunkie punk said:

I stop as soon as I get that look. You probably know the one. 

The one that screams “Ugh, here we go again. Haven’t we heard enough about Green Day already?” 

[jengd]

2 hours ago, pacejunkie punk said:

 You probably know the one. 

Only too well.  🤣

[RedundantIdiot]

When you see a Frenchie and you think of Billie with Mojo. 

[Slave To The Network]

10 hours ago, RedundantIdiot said:

When you see a Frenchie and you think of Billie with Mojo. 

This happens to me all the time at work!

[AimieeSmith]

When you lose your shit with someone and be like ...

[RedundantIdiot]

When you listen to Brain Stew after hiking in the countryside and you snort with laughter at "I'm counting sheep but running out"

When you hear Shout twice in one night on holiday and you think of the KFAD medley

[pouty bitch]

When you have a life-size cardboard cutout of Billie standing in your living room and you're willing to keep it there even though you almost have a heart attack every damn time you walk into your house because you keep mistaking it for a murderer waiting to kill you.

[pacejunkie punk]

4 minutes ago, pouty bitch said:

When you have a life-size cardboard cutout of Billie standing in your living room and you're willing to keep it there even though you almost have a heart attack every damn time you walk into your house because you keep mistaking it for a murderer waiting to kill you.

What a way to go 😄❤️

[The Grohl]

On 5/27/2019 at 12:16 PM, pouty bitch said:

When you have a life-size cardboard cutout of Billie standing in your living room and you're willing to keep it there even though you almost have a heart attack every damn time you walk into your house because you keep mistaking it for a murderer waiting to kill you.

So just for.....research....where did you procure this life-size cutout? >_> 

[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

Life-size isn't that big in this case

[pacejunkie punk]

When you spend the whole of a school jazz band performance staring at a player’s powder blue Stratocaster thinking it looked exactly like Blue when it was new. 

[pouty bitch]

22 minutes ago, kaylubd said:

So just for.....research....where did you procure this life-size cutout? >_> 

 Mine was from this site: https://www.celebrity-cutouts.co.uk/shop/celebrity-cutouts/uncategorised/billie-joe-armstrong-black-outfit-cardboard-cutout/

I don't know if they do them outside of the UK though.

14 minutes ago, Beerjeezus said:

Life-size isn't that big in this case

Literally everyone who has seen it has commented on how small it is.

[Squashie]

47 minutes ago, Beerjeezus said:

Life-size isn't that big in this case

[lizziebix]

When you get an email from Tim Armstrong and for a second wonder why the musician would be emailing you?

Sadly, you then realize that you have a business associate by the same name. 

 

[RedundantIdiot]

When you read the year 1972 and you say ''hey, GD were born in that year''