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Coffee Advice Nobody
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You didn’t ask, but here we are, and we’re doing it anyway. Here’s some COFFEE ADVICE ABSOLUTELY NOBODY REQUESTED, but everyone needs – allegedly.
Drinking bad coffee “for the caffeine” is a choice.
Pissing into a hurricane is also a choice.
Stop apologizing for how you take your coffee.
Just stop acting like it’s revolutionary.
If your coffee tastes bad, stop blaming the mug.
Ceramic isn’t the villain. Your beans are.
Stop calling bitterness “strong.”
A: You’re wrong. B: It’s over-extraction.
Espresso isn’t supposed to taste like punishment.
If it does, something went wrong upstream.
Stop pretending foam is doing any heavy lifting.
Lol it’s air. Calm down.
Drink coffee exclusively from disposable cups at home?
Please unpack... all of that.
You don’t need a coffee cleanse.
You need a nap and fewer opinions.
Only drink coffee when someone else makes it?
Nice.