It would be perfect right between Here Comes The Shock and that Beach Boys cover. 1972 is going to a rough and shambling good time. Shambling sounds bad, but that's what they are going for. Shambling, bad reinterpretation of American Idiot, but meta beyond meta beyond meta beyond meta.
One eyed, one horned Flying Purple Eater! Tequila!
Tre, a Chihuahua is the first one that comes to mind. But an unneutered one that constantly humps your leg.
Billie, yeah, a constantly working one, so maybe a border collie. But a young one that still gets the zoomies.
Mike's the hardest. Maybe a bloodhound?