Oh great, the Haushinka War continues. I like it, okay? It's just my LEAST favorite Green Day.
Here's a parody of a NOFX song because Dude Jr is napping and I had some time, since it's all relative.
I don't feel like "waiting"
I feel like complaining
I'm feelin' a little Nimrod smoothie today
I barely feel like still breathing
There's no way I'm 86ing
I'm feelin' a little nimrod smoothie today
Hey hey hey
When I saw it on GDC
I thought it sounded crazy
Then my friend boozy said
it’s coming soon, B-Lazy
So soon he could only speculate the time
He may be sauced but to gda he’s the closest thing we’ve got to genius this time
I wanna be like Pukey
So I'm gonna ketchup album covers
I'm gonna live by bouncing off a wall
I'm gonna try to drink
nimrod through a straw
And make my hand look more
Like Whatshername’s hey, hey hey
But bein' Mike Dirnt must be kind of a drag
the other band members are jet lagged (get off of my CASE!)
I thought Bill had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was hankie
'Cause he’s so late bringing lyrics that tre swats him and spank spank spankie
Oh Billie, oh Billie
You’re under Pressure like Mercury and Bowie
I wanna hear it, I wanna hear it!
I think the Network really might have stole it
Oh Tre Cool, oh Tre Cool
did you pee in Jerry Falwell’s Pool
Oh Mike dirt, oh Mike dirt
Please play the bass like you played in Longview.