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I don’t like sharing photos of myself (so I'll probably delete this soon) but this is the best evidence I have regarding his height. We were on even ground and standing straight. I’m 5 feet 2.75 inches to be exact. If you look at where my eyes are compared to his, I don’t buy that that is 4.25 inches difference. Do you guys? Which is why I think he’s 5’6”. EDIT: [deleted because I prefer not to connect my accounts]

That scream tho.

Holy fuck! That was like the greatest night of my life!! I was able to get pretty close and I got tons of pictures and video! It was so amazing to be in his presence in such a small, intimate venue! God, I love him! There was one point in the show where he opened a bottle of water and chugged like a quarter of it, but then handed the bottle to the crowd. So... technically, I got to drink out of the same water bottle as Billie! He like shoved the whole water bottle top in his mouth too, so even though it was passed around quite a bit, he definitely made his mark on it. Here are a few pics from the show on my Instagram. I will be uploading all of them onto my Flickr soon too and the videos to YouTube. That might be a little longer, though. UPDATE: I've uploaded all my photos on Flickr now. https://www.flickr.com/photos/lexiswildlifephotography/albums/72157697495464054 Thank you all for your wishes and support! It meant a lot and I got to experience something truly amazing! Love you all! Be sure to look at the last picture! I love that one because his smile is so sweet and genuine.

This is a great picture. Don't delete it.😀

^^ why, when I put my hands in my hair like he does, it just loses volume, while in his case it regains its fluffiness. Oh well. I was about to ask you guys if you too think my new profile pic is a bit creepy... guess I got the answer. (I intend to keep it for a few days though to see if it ends up feeling more normal) So happy for you @Green Day In Seattle ! I wish you the best night witnessing this beauty ! (zoom on his eye )

Billie's a little bit feminine so it's fitting that his name is too, haha.

Don't forget the shoes variable. If he wears creepers it could add like 2 inches . Because he does wear thick soled shoes more often than not (not to mention the fluffed up hair) I tend to agree that 5'6 is more likely.

I got to stand right next to him. He's 5 7 I'm also 5 7

Whenever i pick up my guitar my guitar and play (just like yesterday!) , I always play "Good Riddance" as an encore. It just feels like the right thing to do. And it sounds fantastic! that's not me bragging, it's just so simple to play. It takes four chords (Green Day are wrongfully known as '3 chord wonders' - they are FOUR CHORD WONDERS) but they are the 4 easiest chords to make. I just played in twice.

Must fight urge to make joke.

The Dementor's Kiss. Is Billie secretly a dementor? Oh my god oh my god oh my god! I totally got a ticket to the Seattle show tonight! I'm so fucking excited! I did not sleep well at all because tickets were all sold out and I was just a huge ball of anxiety about how to get one. squashie09 posted a link to the ticket sales and suggested I check again for tickets (after giving me other advice for if there weren't) because there might be more and there were, so they have my deepest gratitude! I am kind of anxious about the show, though. I have only ever been in a mosh pit one time before and it was not very crowded. I'd really like to get as close as I can, but don't really know how to do that. Doors open at 7, so what time should I get there to get close? Any tips? I'm so inexperienced with this. I will totally take pics of Billie if I can and post them here! I can't wait to see him again! I've missed him so much! I love our beautiful boy!

I still think he was sucking out Kevin's soul or something

Considering both his bandmates changed their names and he's the only one who didn't, I agree.

In reference to the "country bitch" thing, part of me wishes he'd stop complaining about his name because it's an absolutely beautiful name, the most beautiful name I've ever heard in fact, and I think it really suits him, even if it is country. However, part of me doesn't want him to stop complaining about it because it's so adorable when he grumbles about it. And his laughter in that video is pure gold - I'm smiling like an idiot watching it. I love seeing my boy happy.

But is the Longshot really so much different than Green Day in terms of their musical style? It's style punkrock/pop-punk, isn't it? I like the Longshot, but I don't think that their album is more innovative than Revolution Radio, for example. And to be honest, I care for Green Day as a band. I know that Billie Joe is the creative force behind their music, but I also like Mike's bass lines and Tré's energetic drumming. They' re not just Billie Joe plus x.

Q: How tall is Billie Joe Armstrong? A: It’s complicated.

I agree, he has a beautiful name. Plus, it's original to have to have those 2 names match together. By the way, I had to search for his name signification: https://nameberry.com/babyname/Billie/girl / http://www.sheknows.com/baby-names/name/billie and http://www.sheknows.com/baby-names/name/joe (Since Joe doesn't have a real meaning, but is a diminutif of Joseph: http://www.sheknows.com/baby-names/name/joseph) Beside the fact that «Billie» became a female name after 1880, «Billie Joe» fits him perfectly according to his full name definition. It's totally him! He should be proud that his mom gave him this name. (Atleast he doesn't have a very weird name meaning that we can find in a regular dictionnary like I do.)

That's so rude! I hope she beats his ass for that one, haha.

I wish I knew the full context of this banter before he played Body Bag on the 2nd slide. His laugh is so damn contagious (the rest is good as well).

I love this person's Instagram post so much. Like, you look at the first slide and he's looking all cute and shit, and then you go to the second slide and... If I was ever lucky enough to get a photo with him, I can't decide whether I'd prefer a nice photo or a goofy photo. I mean, he always looks stunning in the nice photos, but the goofy photos kinda let me know that he himself is enjoying taking photos rather than the possibility that he could just be doing it because people are there. That girl is so lucky for getting both though.

It's a part of their contract that Billie has to stay floofy and the label with kick them the moment they notice when he starts balding.

I love LIFL. I wouldn't say it's my favourite, but out of all the Longshot songs, that's probably the only one that has consistently stayed near the top of my ranking throughout the whole Longshot thing. It's just so damn catchy, I've found myself randomly singing it on a daily basis since the first time I heard it - it just won't get out of my head. Plus, I'm still not over Billie running away at the end of the music video.

I TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE

If you're not afraid to see with precision a chewing-gum in Billie's mouth, here's the perfect badass-Billie-chewing-gum video. Not even talking about the end how sassy Billie gets rid of his chewing-gum. I wanted to post this in the fangirls thread first, because of the great quality of the video, and as to illustrate my favorite hair of Billie's, and also because I was delighted to see that chewing-gum so well... but I'm not sure that would be the general reaction! So what do you think of the chewing-gum the way we see it here? fangirlworthy? cute? funny? disgusting?

You may remember that I have recently made a post pointing out the earth is flat in Green Day lyrics. What's interesting and usual about Billie's imagery of flat earth is the fact that it's possible to walk to its edge, which logically rises the question what is behind the edge amd if the narrator is there to jump over. In FN there's a line about looking over the edge and the same image is repeated in SB with "as I walked to the ledge/are you scared to death to live/I've been running all my life/just to fine the home that's for the reckless". In this essay I will explore how Green Day's flat earth is actually a poetic expression of Kierkegaardian leap of faith.

I think Back in the USA is my favorite song released since American Idiot. I don't know exactly why but I love it.

I know it's wishful thinking but what with Billie putting so much into the Longshot right now I'd really love it if Mike got the Frustrators back together.

Minority is GD imo

I was watching Green Day perform East Jesus Nowhere on Letterman during lunch and it made me smile so much. I have so many great memories associated with the 21CB era. I still remember skipping class the day it came out and heading to Hot Topic to pick up the CD and the shirt. And when I got back to my dorm, I put it on and I had this sense of pride. I was so proud of the boys for making another excellent record. I know a lot of people don't like it, but I loved it and I still like the album a lot. Plus, I love the way Billie points when he says "your confession will be crucified."

Twisty roaaaaaaaaaad, get stoned, geeet stoned - makes perfect sense

The ads on my instagram keep advertising an app called 'Twisty Road', and every single time I see it, I can't help but immediately burst into song and sing "take me to the tracks at twisTY ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD." I am not okay.

Just occurred to me that Billie has played I Fought the Law with Green Day, FBHT, The Coverups, and The Longshot. I can't think of any other song that he's played with that many of his bands.

*at a funeral* We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of life... HAHA YOURE DEAD - AND IM SO HAPPY - IN LOVING MEMORY OF YOUR DEMISE

If whoever organises my funeral doesn't have Ha Ha You're Dead played at the ceremony, I'm coming back to haunt them.

"Il mio amico è pazzo!" = My friend is crazy!

Fever Blister is my new favorite angry-mood-song.

Holy fucking shit Restless Heart Syndrome is so GOOD.

That's because he is.

^^^ I love that he just goes and shares Mike's mic when his falls over.

I can't unsee it now

Tre looks like my little pony with his current hair😀

I think about this a lot. I'm forever grateful I chose this band as my favourite We're truly spoilt.

Have you guys ever noticed that the Earth is flat in Green Day lyrics? Lines "standing on the edge of the world" or "I walked to the end of the world" suggest that in the universe of GD lyrics, the Earth is flat.

I mean, earthquakes are a fact of life in California and they're as well prepared for them as can be. I'm sure it's true that the likelihood of them happening goes up and down but the headline kind of sounds like fear mongering to me, it's a very vague prediction that it might happen at some time in the future but no idea when. That's pretty much always the case in an area affected by earthquakes.

So we're almost 4 months into the year, and I'm only now realising that the official Green Day calendar has all of the holidays/band members birthdays etc. written at the bottom of each month. I feel like such an idiot. I suppose that's what I get for buying a calendar specifically to look at the pictures instead of using it for what it was actually made for.

So are Spinal Tap.