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Finally! I didn't know 21CB's story and now I know! Here it is!: (Taken from Uncyclopedia) So apparently there is a story in here. Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking exploded trying to figure it out, but I'll give it a shot I guess. So we start out in the 21st Century and everything's great, then bam everybody gets herpes and forgets their enemies. Next thing you know some emo chick named Gloria is running around cutting herself because she hates the seasons, then a guy gets a lobotomy. Then Christian is filled with seething rage so he writes a heartfelt love song, then Jesus makes him angrier. Then he goes out and buys a Pacemaker, but mistakenly reads the label. All of the sudden all of the chicks in America die except one so she is forced to breed endlessly in the Murder City, this causes Christian to run around screaming Gloria? Then Obama tries to change health-care, and everyone is forced to eat prescription drugs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Next the couple plays a friendly game of Horseshoes and Hangrenades because they can't see a thing in the Static Age. Then the cops shoot twenty-one guns at everyone so they sing the American Eulogy, then the sun blows up and their is a big light. The obvious message of it all is: Don't be born in the 21st century, and if you were, (mistake or not) please commit suicide, so you do not have to listen to this album. Thanks Uncyclopedia!

I was just having a look at the thread and found it randomly Some cool pictures in here!

Thanks for the scan, and for confirming what we suspected - they just took his quote from April of last year and re-printed it. http://www.greendayauthority.com/news/4799/

Even if there is an announcement, I really doubt it'll be a new album if they hadn't even jammed together for a year until recently.

Ugh, there's so much choice. Spotify has 201 Green Day songs not including the rare ones. How on earth can I choose +- 30 songs out of that

A girl in front of me paying for her parking was wearing the same 99 Revolutions tour shirt that I was. Made my day really.

Never saw that in colour! It used to be all over various mags, but in black and white...and, well, not mirrored like this one. Here's Kerrang! from July 10th, 2004.