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in longview, i keep hearing "no time for another asian" instead of "no time for the motivation"...

In Peacemaker at the first listen I thought I heard "Well I got a beaver" Since that moment I always think of Peacemaker as the "beaver" song

When I first heard "Holiday", instead of "kill all the fags that don't agree", I thought he was saying "doughnut cream".

Rumours. Rumours. Rumours. Need facts people.

Oh jeez, in Basketcase: "Am I just paranoid, or am I a scone?!"

In one for the Razorbacks instead of "Juliet's crying" I hear "call me australian" (I had to look for the song to tipe the correct one now )

I found this on tumblr: it was tagged "Ollie Armstrong birthday" cute!

It would be pretty awkward for Billie to say I've got a beaver. Y'know, I always thought he was a man.

If you're in New York, check out Esper's show at Playwrights Horizons on 42nd St, between 8th Ave and 9th Ave. It's called "Assistance" and it closes on Sunday. He's pretty funny and wonderful in it. The whole cast is incredible. And I really liked the play. They have student rush for $15 as well as $25 tickets for 30 and under. And bonus picture:

In longview I thought the 'bite my lip and close my eyes' was 'break my lip and bruise my eyes'

In Burnout, I thought it said "I''ll live inside this pencil case" instead of "mental cave".. I was like what the heck? Living in a pencil case? Also, When I come Around. I still don't know the right lyrics just by listening. I'm always forgetting them.

I thought that private ale went: "I wonder if you're sitting all alone or in your private ale", but it actually says "or is your boyfriend there". I know that it doesn't make any sense, right? But for some reason I had never really thought about it

and I always thought it's " " ... i think my best misheard lyrics ever was when i understood: "gotta get away, all my friends will explode" in christie road, instead of "gotta get away or my brains will explode"

Congrats on the baby! This thread continues to be good for a laugh after almost two years , it was an inspired bit of threadmaking. Bahaha!

in espionage, i always thought it means " ", but actually it means " ". in holiday, i thought it means "this is the darling of the rest of our lies" but it means "this is the dawning of the rest of our lives". in who wrote holden caulfield, i thought it means "i will ever die", but it means "oh well nevermind"...

Boulevard of Broken Dreams- I heard “Sometimes I wish Bill will find me” instead of “Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me”. What was I thinking who the F is Bill lol. American Idiot- I heard “Well that’s enough to argue” instead of “For that's enough to argue” and also I heard “Now everybody to the propaganda” instead of “Now everybody do the propaganda” as well as “It's going out to idiot America” instead of “It's calling out to idiot America”. Man I miss understood that song a lot. Now I listen to it I think man I’m dumb y’know. When I looked up lyrics to Minority and Warning I've see. Gosh Darn in Warning instead of Caution and in Minority "One nation underdark" instead of "One nation under dog"

In Desensitized, I thought "Clenching my teeth tight" was "Jimmy dee day". Whatever that means.

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