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So the notoriously non-legged fondler of pigeons turns another year older. Behold my sign for him that I made before last years' Brixton show.

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Here are some pictures that showcase his lack of legs.

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So, um, does anyone actually know what age he is?

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twat don't even have a wikipedia page he doesn't exist

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May all pigeons stay far away from him today as he celebrates!!! (though they really have no reason to be scared of a man with no legs)

But if he truly has no legs, how does he kick them?

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ILLUMINATI

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I refuse to wish a happy birthday to a man who abuses pigeons.

May the excrement of a thousand birds descend upon his shiny car.

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Happy birthday to the guy behind the guy behind the other guy behind the amp :happy:

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The fuck kind of sign is that? Did you do that with a ball-point pen?

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He's going to be 17 this year.

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He's the tallest of all the crew !!

I think.!

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happy bird day!

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i think he's 37/38 or somethin.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF.

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One day, he'll learn to play the guitar so that we can hear it!!

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happy birthday Jeff =) i've met him last year and...he's really a nice guys!!! =) HAPPY BIRTHDAY =)

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The fuck kind of sign is that? Did you do that with a ball-point pen?

Yes.

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Is this the guy from the Jeff Matika Show?

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Yes.

Are you okay? I'll donate a sharpie to you if you need it, man. Really.

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Happy Birthday, Jeff! :banana::happy:

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Damn you for kicking my brothers. Seagulls assemble.

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Happy birthday Jeff! :wub:

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What the fuck is this pigeon crap? Happy birthday anyway! :lol:

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Damn you for kicking my brothers. Seagulls assemble.

ohhh so every time i refer to you as an actual bird i get no response but now some pigeons are injured and you turn into captain falcon hahah you're a tricky one seagull

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He's the tallest of all the crew !!

That's not saying much.

Also, in fairness, Matika never confirmed that he fondles pigeons. Only that he has kicked a few which, in honesty, haven't we all done once or twice? Even by mistake--the things are fucking everywhere.

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Bastard!

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jeff is secretly waldo!

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I hope people sing Happy Birthday to him with additional unnecessary vocal harmonies.

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