Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 So the notoriously non-legged fondler of pigeons turns another year older. Behold my sign for him that I made before last years' Brixton show. Here are some pictures that showcase his lack of legs. So, um, does anyone actually know what age he is?
Maddy. Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 twat don't even have a wikipedia page he doesn't exist
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 May all pigeons stay far away from him today as he celebrates!!! (though they really have no reason to be scared of a man with no legs) But if he truly has no legs, how does he kick them? ILLUMINATI
Amanda Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 I refuse to wish a happy birthday to a man who abuses pigeons.May the excrement of a thousand birds descend upon his shiny car.
Hermione Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 Happy birthday to the guy behind the guy behind the other guy behind the amp
green day is Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 The fuck kind of sign is that? Did you do that with a ball-point pen?
Crimpshrine Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 He's the tallest of all the crew !! I think.!
moonflower93 Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 i think he's 37/38 or somethin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF.
The Disappearing Boy Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 One day, he'll learn to play the guitar so that we can hear it!!
WorryRock02 Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 happy birthday Jeff =) i've met him last year and...he's really a nice guys!!! =) HAPPY BIRTHDAY =)
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 The fuck kind of sign is that? Did you do that with a ball-point pen? Yes.
green day is Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 Yes. Are you okay? I'll donate a sharpie to you if you need it, man. Really.
Steven Seagull Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 Damn you for kicking my brothers. Seagulls assemble.
Clean Cut Asshole Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 What the fuck is this pigeon crap? Happy birthday anyway!
inthehallwaynow Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 Damn you for kicking my brothers. Seagulls assemble. ohhh so every time i refer to you as an actual bird i get no response but now some pigeons are injured and you turn into captain falcon hahah you're a tricky one seagull
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 He's the tallest of all the crew !! That's not saying much. Also, in fairness, Matika never confirmed that he fondles pigeons. Only that he has kicked a few which, in honesty, haven't we all done once or twice? Even by mistake--the things are fucking everywhere.
Spike Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 I hope people sing Happy Birthday to him with additional unnecessary vocal harmonies.
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