astoria Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 So there is a kid in my physics class that knows I like Green Day and he decided to vandalize my paper saying "Green Day Sucks"... Currently plotting revenge. Ideas?
Clean Cut Asshole Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Not sure this should be in the GD Chat, but it should definitely be in the advice forum. Though since you don't have 100 posts now, general chat should be okay!
Amanda Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Explain to him, in intricate detail, how Santa doesn't exist.
Clean Cut Asshole Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 The official theme song of this topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNk1pK-d6iM
Guest Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Cover his stuff in aniseed oil. Dogs will go nuts and chase him. Disclaimer: I take no responsibility if anyone gets brutally mauled by a chihuahua.
Amanda Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 I'm sober enough to remember that I've already responded to this question in the OP's status.Go me.
Asa. Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Take a massive shit all over his face. And kill his family. greenday army 4 lyfe
Todd Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Tell him just because he doesn't like a few songs doesn't mean the whole band sucks, or maybe ask him "If they suck, they wouldn't be millionaires with over 250 songs, and they wouldn't have the largest internet fanbase out of any bands in the world". Or maybe if all you listen to is 21CB or the trilogy then you deserve that
Backyard Skulls Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 I used to get people who would take the piss when I wore my gd wrist band in first year. "Oh hey Courtney, you better wake me up when September ends!!" Idk just go down the immature route and draw dicks all over his work
moonflower93 Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 I used to get people who would take the piss when I wore my gd wrist band in first year. "Oh hey Courtney, you better wake me up when September ends!!" Idk just go down the immature route and draw dicks all over his work i was gonna say draw a big penis on his forehead, and make him wear it the remainder of the day
Florence Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 My suggestion in the status update was: "Does he find Billie Joe attractive? Lets hack his computer and change his desktop to a photo collage of Billie's weenie. Or poison his lunch. Whatever works best!" Start a rumour that he has a tiny penis. (Everybody knows Green Day fans have big penises. Even me.) oh god
Jean Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Recite the lyrics of Platypus out loud in his presence.
Spike Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Murder is the only reasonable response to this shocking and unforgivable transgression.
Flyingdonutz Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 people that say green day suck are either doing it to be a bitch, a hipster, or basically have heard nothing besides time of your life and 21 guns. If that's even possible. Anyone who has a half-decent musical opinion would state that they don't like green day, not that they suck. because that opinion is wrong. because they don't suck anything, besides vaginas. and maybe the occassional penis.
Spike Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Tell him just because he doesn't like a few songs doesn't mean the whole band sucks, or maybe ask him "If they suck, they wouldn't be millionaires with over 250 songs, and they wouldn't have the largest internet fanbase out of any bands in the world". Or maybe if all you listen to is 21CB or the trilogy then you deserve that Because not sucking is based entirely on how many songs you've written and how many people have bought them, right? Is that true about them having the biggest online fanbase? Sounds unlikely with the likes of Bieber and One Direction in existence.
JOE THE X-KID Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Shit into your hand and throw it at him
Robin105 Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 Ignore him. You bringing attention to it will just keep leading him on. Bully's love that. If he says anything to you all you have to do is pretend you don't care. Basically really calmly if he says Green Day suck, their fags, etc just brush it off with a quick "whatever." Or "sure." in a voice that really sounds like you don't care what he thinks.
Idlewild. Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 Mail him anthrax, burn his house, torture his family, and send him to a forced labor camp.
Spike Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 Shit into your hand and throw it at him How apt.
The Disappearing Boy Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 Yeah man, just kill him. Or his family.
BeachBum Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 Or you know be the better person, leave it be and let them be the only jerk.
Antonium2200 Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 Erase the "Green Day sucks" shit, and punch the fucker in the face.
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