Sarcasm Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Hold your applause, it's time to fiddle yourself in ecstasy while thinking inappropriate thoughts. But before you start playing your clitar DJ style or stroking your flesh-flute, take a few seconds to witness greatness.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Z81V7_IjEI'm not gonna post the lyrics due to the majority of young people people on the board. But kids, trust your instincts. We've all been there, ferociously whacking our reproductive organs using olive oil from your moms fridge as lube while thinking of Jeniffer Anistons nipples in the re runs of Friends.The fact that Cool just so magnificently captures the essence of Onan's sins, it's breathtaking. It's Art with a capital a. Forget all you've ever learned about dirty songs, Cool is the prodigy on this field. Fuck he owns the field.The first time I heard ABM, I was blindsided. Sandra Bullock. It's not just the way the song was placed on the album (Dookie), that was subtle, it's the long wait after F.O.D that mentally prepared your brain to be blown so hard your grandmother got a nosebleed.This song is one of the rare spoofs during a good Green Day show, Tre will take the mic, a guitar and play it to his best ability. That moment is also when you learn why he isn't the main guitarist, he sucks. Thanks god that he is pretty. If you've seen this song live, your life probably changed drastically. It removes any sapoisexual tendencies you may have had, and got you thinking of one thing, and one thing only. You.The best sex you can have is with yourself. So when you Right Hand-a-Rama to this post, don't think of whatever it is you're watching on pornhub, think of you. you are beautiful.Happy fapping.By Admin requestI was aloneI was all by myselfNo one was lookingI was thinking of youOh yeah, did I mention?/I had an erectionI was all by myselfAll by myselfAll by myselfAll by myselfI went to your houseBut no one was thereI went in your roomI was all by myselfYou and me hadSuch wonderful timesWhen I'm all by myselfAll by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Post the lyrics you pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirntbag Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Wonderful post for a wonderful song I listen to this song when I want to become inspired to write deep poetry that's how artsy it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disappearing Boy Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The lyrics aren't that rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 The lyrics aren't that rude.yeah that was a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan86 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I was lucky enough to see Tre play this as the opening song at Shepherds Bush last year Im glad I saw it live at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIsNotNora Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florence Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I love that song! It's so creepy & funny oh Tré!! Hold your applause, it's time to fiddle yourself in ecstasy while thinking inappropriate thoughts. But before you start playing your clitar DJ style or stroking your flesh-flute, take a few seconds to witness greatness. OMFG :lol: The best sex you can have is with yourself. So when you Right Hand-a-Rama to this post, don't think of whatever it is your watching on pornhub, think of you. you are beautiful. Happy fapping. What you said was so touching, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 I love that song! It's so creepy & funny oh Tré!! OMFG :lol: What you said was so touching, man your support means a lot to us here at Sarcasm Inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeaWithTheHatter Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 This song always caught me off guard after F.O.D. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 *wanks furiously* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyHandGrenade Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 On iTunes, they list ABM as its own song (to make you pay an extra $1.29). Stupid iTunes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieces of Truth Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 That was truly beautiful, ola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Benjamin Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I'm not sure which voting option is good and which isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritz Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 omg that post! brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 OP was funny, but missed a lot of the SOTW content that should be included. 2/5 stars for you, Ola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastard of 1969 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 You just don't need to say all that stuff about songs. Here's my explanation: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overjoyyed Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I was all by myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Pascale Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Still better than previous SOTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermione Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Oh my god Ola, best OP ever This song was an actual surprise for me when I first listened to Dookie since I had no internets to know about it then. And what a wonderful surprise it was, hiding away sneakily at the end of the CD much like the mysterious character in the song . The heavy breathing is a nice touch. And pretty sure I LOLed more than I should have the first time I heard him replace the line "Oh yeah did I mention" with "I had an erection" when singing it live. I was lucky enough to see Tre play this as the opening song at Shepherds Bush last year Im glad I saw it live at least once. Highlight of the show for me . If anything could make up for them coming on a bit late that was it! I'm not sure which voting option is good and which isn't Both are good because it isn't possible for this song to be bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armatage Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I'm glad this was on Dookie. Too bad Tre didn't play any of his songs at the gig I went to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M1KEY Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 All By Myself - Lyrics by Billie Joe Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaBJA Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 it's a great song <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trotsky Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Best song ever...Really beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jollyroger118 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I had no idea this song existed until I forgot to turn off my cd player after F.O.D. It scared the shit out of me when it first came on but then I realized it was just Green Day and I should treasure their songs of masturbation like we should treasure every precious moment of every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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