Ask Martyn thread

[cocoepops]

As suggested by Black Dynamite, this is a thread where we can pester Martyn with questions that he probably won't answer because he's a bastard

LET THE QUESTIONING BEGIN

My first question is what colour hair do you have Martyn? Alsowhenisthegreendayukshow

[Alan86]

Do you think this thread will be closed Martyn?

[cocoepops]

Do you think this thread will be closed Martyn?

I'm actually having a bet with myself at how long that will take

[gmcloughlin]

Do blondes really have more fun?

[San Miguel]

Did someone kill the DJ?

[Alan86]

I'm actually having a bet with myself at how long that will take

I'm surprised its lasted this long tbh

[cocoepops]

It's still alive OH WOW

[Florence]

[Sanity Loan]

What the fuck is this?