music_that_is Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Anyone else notice how 99% of paper is tearable? so far the best one in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitzymoo Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 What did Billie Joe do when he won the lottery? He went ON HOLIDAAAAY! What does Billie Joe get from the bakery every Friday? 21 Buns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScatteredPictures Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 "Uno" could sound like "you know," or "ya know," Billie's favorite interview response. Thank you for your explanation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Anyone else notice how 99% of these jokes are terrible? why don't YOU come up with a joke then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletethisaccount Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 "What kind of day would you like? Work day or Green Day?!" What a clever woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 okay, this one is kinda mean. but i had to. what type of jobs does billie hate? steve jobs I'M SORRY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollard_11 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 why don't YOU come up with a joke then? Look at page 1 or 2 My friend sent me a few before, I didnt really laugh at them but you never know someone may 1: Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 green day fans singing 'Minority'? 2: I was at the green day concert at Madison Square Garden the other day. 18,000 New Yorkers singing… ‘Don’t want to be an American idiot.’ I thought, it's a bit fucking late for that. 3: Shit, I forgot to wake up the lead singer from green day... There you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDookie Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. cause I ATCHIUM*, cause I ATCHIUM, cause I ATCHIUM, cause I ATCHIUUUUUUUM! Public: Bless you! *It would be a sneeze, I don't know the English onomatopeia, I just tried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Look at page 1 or 2 There you go fair enough although, they're on par with most of the jokes in this thread. and, i happen to thing most of them are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-tastic32 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Just thought of another (bad) joke. What is Zombie-Green Day's favorite food? -Brain Stew. Ba-dum-tsch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron. Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olive. Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 well... I can't feel my ribcage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Billiejoezee- Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 well... http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lka03acfoa1qgqmp5o1_r1_400.gif My insides exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pasalaska Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 probably already been said, but my favourite is: "I got a really bad disease..." DATE OVER. I hope I just ruined the song for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Girl Little One Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 probably already been said, but my favourite is: "I got a really bad disease..." DATE OVER. I hope I just ruined the song for you. Actually, it hasn't been said. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accountdeleted1203 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 This thread is really terrible but hilarious at the same time xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlegirl-of-suburbia Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Epic thread what is tre's favorite nursery song? roll roll roll a joint twist at the end light it up and take a puff and pass it to you're friends what band is green day's arch rival? the atomic boys (they do exist) Edit: sorry for these shitty jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 probably already been said, but my favourite is: "I got a really bad disease..." DATE OVER. I hope I just ruined the song for you. i dont get it....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolkev Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 "I started fucking riots as soon as my pizza's browned." I always though that's what he said in Homecoming. And actually no, I'm not on drugs. LOL. I just have problems.... I have an odd mind too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Girl Little One Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Epic thread what band is green day's arch rival? the atomic boys (they do exist) Edit: sorry for these shitty jokes I don't get it. i dont get it....... I think it's a guy saying that while on a date, and it sounds like he's saying he has an STD or something, so the girl stops him right there. If I'm wrong, whoops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I think it's a guy saying that while on a date, and it sounds like he's saying he has an STD or something, so the girl stops him right there. If I'm wrong, whoops. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it now, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florence Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 What is Billie Joe Armstrong’s favorite card game? Uno. LMFAO!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlee Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 How many Billies does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........depends on how high the ceiling is god that was bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emilie Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 How many Billies does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........depends on how high the ceiling is god that was bad I laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viva_La_Revolution! Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 i hope i'm not the only one who thinks this thread is a complete disgrace nowhere near the only 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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