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I thought the Babs Uvula one was something do with it being an anagram. xD

Then I got it. :P

I read a 'fact' somewhere that Babs Uvula Who was an anagram for Who Luvs Ya Baby, but it really isn't

Oh my god.

~genius :lol:

ha thanks, now the post has a big fat star saying POPULAR on it. i feel so loved :rolleyes:

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I read a 'fact' somewhere that Babs Uvula Who was an anagram for Who Luvs Ya Baby, but it really isn't

That's because the anagram is Who Luvs U Baba ;)

and that is something from SNL, but I have no idea what since that show isn't on tv here.

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i thought of the worst joke ever, and its a complete copy of that "i text the postcard sent to wu." joke

Billie joe becomes best friends with a oriental women and starts to get these feelings for her, something happens and she hates him and now they dont talk. years later billie goes up to mike and tre and says "To this day I'm asking why I still think about wu."

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i thought of the worst joke ever, and its a complete copy of that "i text the postcard sent to wu." joke

Billie joe becomes best friends with a oriental women and starts to get these feelings for her, something happens and she hates him and now they dont talk. years later billie goes up to mike and tre and says "To this day I'm asking why I still think about wu."

but it's funny :thumbsup:

this could become a continuous thing

anyway, i thought of a dumb one.

Who threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber's head?

Billie Joe

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I read a 'fact' somewhere that Babs Uvula Who was an anagram for Who Luvs Ya Baby, but it really isn't

ha thanks, now the post has a big fat star saying POPULAR on it. i feel so loved :rolleyes:

It's Who Loves u Baba? xD

haha you're welcome.

Omg epic :lol:

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What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier?

I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through?

Omfg. I cant stop laughing now. :lol:

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1: Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 green day fans singing 'Minority'?

:lol: That's pretty good.

Who threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber's head?

Billie Joe

I feel like I should get this but I don't...:pinch:

I wish I could come up with a GD joke, it seems like fun :runaround:

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My friend sent me a few before, I didnt really laugh at them but you never know someone may :rolleyes:

1: Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 green day fans singing 'Minority'?

2: I was at the green day concert at Madison Square Garden the other day.

18,000 New Yorkers singing… ‘Don’t want to be an American idiot.’

I thought, it's a bit fucking late for that.

3: Shit, I forgot to wake up the lead singer from green day...

Ahahahaha! I love these! :D

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1: Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 green day fans singing 'Minority'?

Hahaha this made my day :D

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:lol: That's pretty good.

I feel like I should get this but I don't...:pinch:

I wish I could come up with a GD joke, it seems like fun :runaround:

That one is more for the mental image it gives you. I found the water bottle thing damn hilarious, and if it was Billie who threw it... well even better! :P

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That one is more for the mental image it gives you. I found the water bottle thing damn hilarious, and if it was Billie who threw it... well even better! :P

Oh I just got it there now, :lol:

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Who threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber's head?

Billie Joe

omg i'm dying of laughter lol :woot: :woot: :woot:

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just remembered 1 from larry livermore:

"What do you get when you mix Eric Cartman, Beavis & Butthead and a bowl of weed? TRE COOL!!!" LMAO

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just remembered 1 from larry livermore:

"What do you get when you mix Eric Cartman, Beavis & Butthead and a bowl of weed? TRE COOL!!!" LMAO

THAT. IS. A. MAZ. ING!!!

[insert hyper,hysterical,dying-of-laughter face here.]

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Sorry for the back-to-back posts, but if don't do thins now, I'll forget.

-Why did Green Day cross the road?

-To get to Pasalaqua!

Stupid, I know. Feel free to hate-quote me. Just, please, don't make me cry.

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Well, this is pretty lame, but I made the first bit up, and then my family kept adding onto it any time I sprouted it off ... It's all I got, okay?!

BJ's getting a BJ on his B-Day in his PJs eating a PBandJ!

I know, it's retarded. :lol:

aww,

i actually like that one.

;)

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i have one. i hope y'all dont find them insulting to green day or any of the members. if you do then keep in mind that it was not my intention.

What's the song Billie Joe wrote dedicated to his favorite pair of tight pants?

Boulevard of Broken Seams

HA HA HA! (not rlly but whatever...)

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I made up a few that remind me of Chuck Norris jokes but Billie Joe related:

Billie Joe knows who wrote holden caulfield.

Billie Joe does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer pleasure.

Billie Joe's emotional lyrics can make onions cry.

For Billie Joe, every street is "one way". His way. And they all go to Pasalacqua.

Billie Joe can touch MC Hammer, and MC Hammer likes it.

Nice Guys Finish Last, with the exception of Billie Joe. He always finishes first AND is nice at the same time.

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I made up a few that remind me of Chuck Norris jokes but Billie Joe related:

Billie Joe knows who wrote holden caulfield.

Billie Joe does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer pleasure.

Billie Joe's emotional lyrics can make onions cry.

For Billie Joe, every street is "one way". His way. And they all go to Pasalacqua.

Billie Joe can touch MC Hammer, and MC Hammer likes it.

Nice Guys Finish Last, with the exception of Billie Joe. He always finishes first AND is nice at the same time.

Haha. I love these. Now I'm gonna read my Chuck Norris book and replace them with Billie Joe. :runaround:

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Sorry for the back-to-back posts, but if don't do thins now, I'll forget.

-Why did Green Day cross the road?

-To get to Pasalaqua!

Stupid, I know. Feel free to hate-quote me. Just, please, don't make me cry.

:lol: haha that made me laugh

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I made up a few that remind me of Chuck Norris jokes but Billie Joe related:

Billie Joe knows who wrote holden caulfield.

Billie Joe does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer pleasure.

Billie Joe's emotional lyrics can make onions cry.

For Billie Joe, every street is "one way". His way. And they all go to Pasalacqua.

Billie Joe can touch MC Hammer, and MC Hammer likes it.

Nice Guys Finish Last, with the exception of Billie Joe. He always finishes first AND is nice at the same time.

:lol: those are so funny!

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this thread is an amazing idea. i really loved this jokes :happy:

I found this one... What's the song Billie Joe wrote dedicated to his favorite pair of tight pants?

Boulevard of Broken Seams

^ that's awesome :lol:

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