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Steven Samuels

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Okay, so I was thinking, what kind of jokes/puns can you make based off of green day.

Example:

Me: Have you checked the temperature?

Victim: Nope, why?

Me: It's ho as hell!

Horrid example, but lets see you do better.

(there I fixed it!)

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omg i need to think of some!! i think i had one a few weeks ago

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edit, dont you mean ho as hell?

trying so hard to think of somthing :pinch:

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What day is it?

GREEN DAY!!!!!!!!!!1

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What day is it?

GREEN DAY!!!!!!!!!!1

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao :lol:

why do I find this so funny? :lol:

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I've never heard any Green Day related jokes, nor can I think of any good ones.

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whats the difference between billie joe and a blow job?

i get more satifaction from billie!!!! :D :D :D

(eh, didn't really work... I was trying to go for the whole BJ thing....)

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Okay, so I was thinking, what kind of jokes/puns can you make based off of green day.

Example:

Me: Have you checked the temperature?

Victim: Nope, why?

Me: It's hot as ho!

Horrid example, but lets see you do better.f

:lol: it's ho as hell *

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i hope i'm not the only one who thinks this thread is a complete disgrace :lol:

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What time is it?

It's fuck time

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i hope i'm not the only one who thinks this thread is a complete disgrace :lol:

You're not alone :lol:

Edit: 1080th post :D

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What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier?

I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through?

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What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier?

I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through?

omg YES

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Billie Joe walks into a bar.....

Ouch.

There's really no excuse for it! :P

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This is horrible yet a couple have definitely made me laugh!

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i hope i'm not the only one who thinks this thread is a complete disgrace :lol:

you're not alone ... :lol:

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you're not alone ... :lol:

no i'm gonna think up awesome ones, you wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one

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What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier?

I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through?

hahaha, that just made my day/night

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What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier?

I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through?

:lol: That's clever

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no i'm gonna think up awesome ones, you wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one

ok, I'll be waiting for them :lol:

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Where did the serial killer move?

Murder City

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whats the difference between billie joe and a blow job?

i get more satifaction from billie!!!! :D :D :D

(eh, didn't really work... I was trying to go for the whole BJ thing....)

Personally, I found this one to be quite epic! ^^

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i hope i'm not the only one who thinks this thread is a complete disgrace :lol:

Nope.

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XD I didn't notice my failed joke typo. My parents are looking at me very strangely. I love these jokes! Keep 'em coming!

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What did Billie Joe say to the Chinese courier?

I text a postcard sent to Wu, did it go through?

That's awesome :lol:

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