Misheard Green Day Lyrics

[Platypus2000]

ANother "Missing You" one, thought it was "I get so hot out in the cold" LOLOLOL, it makes no sense but hey

[J&TheNight]

In Jesus of Suburbia EDIT: Extraordinary girl I always thought "Wiping the tears from her eyes" was "wiping nails from her eyes". Billie just sings in a way that makes certain words impossible xD Especially in the older stuff.

Edited January 2, 2013 by Sensei21

[Jean]

In Jesus of Suburbia I always thought "Wiping the tears from her eyes" was "wiping nails from her eyes". Billie just sings in a way that makes certain words impossible xD Especially in the older stuff.

Isn't that Extraordinary Girl?

[Malleus]

In 86, I thought it was "no return from anal sex" (it was the first time I heard it and didn't know what the title was, so yeah, that's why xD)

In "Missing You" I thought it was "Be my jug" instead of "She's my bud"

It's "she's my blood."

[Kill_the_Lamp]

In Jesus of Suburbia I always thought "Wiping the tears from her eyes" was "wiping nails from her eyes". Billie just sings in a way that makes certain words impossible xD Especially in the older stuff.

I always heard wiping matches from her eyes

[deathtofalsesushi]

Wakin up/Feeling naked/In my clothes, a cider room that's vacant

[J&TheNight]

Isn't that Extraordinary Girl?

Whoops sorry. I was typing that right after reading someone else say something about Jesus, it just slipped out xD I do it a lot, when people are talking as I type I accidentally start typing what they're saying.

[Mandy_PunkRock]

The first time I listened to Lazy Bones I thought he said: "Everyone keeps sucking" instead of "Everyone keeps talking"

[kerplunkerr]

When I was much younger, in Jinx, instead of "Torture me I've been a bad boy", I thought it said "Tell Jimmy I've been a bad boy" which seemed to make sense because, at the time, I thought Saint Jimmy was a real person xD.

omg same, i thought i was the only one singing that way xD and then it made me wonder\ if it was St. Jimmy LOL

-In Amanda instead of "i couldnt be your man" i thought he said " I couldnt be a man"

-Everytime i listen to Nuclear Family i strongly believe he says "i just want some action so gimmie Mike Dirnt"..

-The first time i listened to Ashley i thought he said "Ashley, are you vomit around"...instead of "are you bumming around"...

Edited January 3, 2013 by kerplunkerr

[EggMong]

In the first verse of Rusty James I always just assumed it was "Pocket Knives and Rusty James" for some reason, even though that doesn't really make sense. Today I found out it was "Pocket Knives and Rusty Chains"...

[Mike Armstrong]

Nuclear Family

I always understood "I just want some action so gimme Mike Dirnt" It makes sense: Billie: Hey, Mike!! I want some action, come on, I want to play with you !!!

...ok...but Billie didn't want to play with Mike, he just wanted his turn

[PigSniffingGlue]

I used to think in The forgotten he's saying "the dragon on your arm's been broken" but it's actually "you're draggin' on, your heart's been broken"

oops, now it makes sense

[Florence]

I thought "I'm drinking the Kool-Aid, I jumped on the grenade" in Wild One was "I'm drinking the Kool-Aid, I jumped on the granite"

[Tinii]

In nuclear family i'm always understanding "...I just want some action, so gimme MIKE DIRNT.." instead "..so gimme my turn.."

[VIVALAWHATSHERNAME]

In Dirty Rotten Bastards, there's a line "Dropout, drop dead hideous." And the first few times I listened to it I thought it was, "Dropout, drop dead idiots."

[Cob]

Everything in Armatage Shanks.

[BJA TC MD]

-In Amanda instead of "i couldnt be your man" i thought he said " I couldnt be a man"

That's what I thought too

[LazyCobra]

I thought in Jesus of suburbia instead of we are the kids of war and peace it was where all the kids are roaring beasts

[LazyCobra]

In Dirty Rotten Bastards, there's a line "Dropout, drop dead hideous." And the first few times I listened to it I thought it was, "Dropout, drop dead idiots."

You mean brutal love?

[Lyz Z]

I've posted this everywhere but it still makes me laugh.

2 of my friends have never heard Good Riddance properly, and one of them thought it was "There's something on the ding boom boom, and then the rabbit dies". The other one thought it was "There's something unpredictable, the Indian was right".

[slr23]

In 'Holiday', in the last verse where is goes 'just cause, just cause, because we're outlaws, yeah!', I always thought it was 'just cause, because we're all fucked up!'. It's not really a funny one, but yeah, that one always caught me out.

[retid]

in X Kid i heard, " I CHOSE NOTHING, Charlenes Sober", i was like, 'who the fuck is Charlene!?" but the right lyrics are "here goes nothing, the shoutings over"

[Jet Taman]

I really thought he was mentioning Eddie Vedder in "The One That I Want" on 1039SOSH...

(especially when I heard this song in the mid-90's when people actually knew who Eddie Vedder was--he's the guy from Pearl Jam, kids)

[Cath]

I thought a long time that Good Riddance starts with ;

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road, Tom grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
I was like; who the fuck is Tom? haha

[Bayu Hamdani]

calling all demon

this is the seasons

next stop is therapy