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Ok so there is a thread like this on the IC, and it's hilarious so I thought I would start it up over here. I'm not sure if this is the right place to do it, but I figured it'd be close. Feel free to move it!

So, here is a place to post videos and tell stories of the complete idiots that get to be on stage with our boys. Stage dive epic fails, people who don't know the lyrics, people who pretty much rape members of the band, etc. There are some really funny ones out there, let's see what we can find!

I'll post one to start:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz90MVLZC_I...feature=related

The guy doesn't even know the lyrics, and Mike is laughing so hard :lol:

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Can't we discuss these things in the Tour forum thingy?

Anyway, I loved how in Rotterdam this girl singing Longview was three times as tall as Billie.

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Ha ha i like this idea

Well at MSG1 there was this idiot in a hard hat who kept saying shit on the GA line how hes gonna start something and throw beers and crap. well he gets on stage for longview and does this screamo version :lol: then he completely fucks up the stage dive ha ha memory's

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Haha this thread on the idiot club is hilarious :lol:

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Can't we discuss these things in the Tour forum thingy?

I just wasn't sure, like I said :/

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Ottawa DEFINITELY gets the award for worst Longview singer. We had 2 singers, first a guy that Carling and I met while we were in the pit (and later we helped get him up on that stage :D) and then this complete IDIOT girl haha...oh man...I was watching BJ the whole time and within the first second of her singing, you HAVE to see his 'WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.' face. She didn't know the lyrics at all, and really COULD. NOT. sing....arrrrgh I cringe and die laughing every time I watch it!

She did a HILARIOUSLY horrible job. Beej even tried to get the crowd to sing along so she wouldn't sound as bad :lol: She comes on at 4:41 in the video

*WATCHER BEWARE, YOUR EARS MAY BLEED*

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Ha ha i like this idea

Well at MSG1 there was this idiot in a hard hat who kept saying shit on the GA line how hes gonna start something and throw beers and crap. well he gets on stage for longview and does this screamo version :lol: then he completely fucks up the stage dive ha ha memory's

I think I saw a video of that on youtube, when he did his stage dive it looked like everyone moved out the way for him :lol:

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Ha ha i like this idea

Well at MSG1 there was this idiot in a hard hat who kept saying shit on the GA line how hes gonna start something and throw beers and crap. well he gets on stage for longview and does this screamo version :lol: then he completely fucks up the stage dive ha ha memory's

lol wasn't that Paulina's friend?

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I think I saw a video of that on youtube, when he did his stage dive it looked like everyone moved out the way for him :lol:

That video would be here. :)

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^ Yep that's the one :)

Jaymee!! I think I may have gone death now thanks to that video :D She tried her best though, at least she got on stage and met the guys.

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^ Yep that's the one :)

Jaymee!! I think I may have gone death now thanks to that video :D She tried her best though, at least she got on stage and met the guys.

haha trust me Carling and I were both in tears after watching her! She got her little hug from Mike though, and fortunately knew how to stage dive, so props. But dear God Billie should have better intuition about singers than he did at our show :lol:

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Haha yeah, I think Billie asks now whether people can sing :lol:

I don't think we had any bad singers at Wembley, they got about 6 people up on stage though, I think they all stage dived as well.

EDIT: It was actually 10 fans, they're not really 'dumbass fans' but Tre is trying to throw one of the fans cameras into the crowd :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y87LGOy2eNQ

One of the guys kisses Billie too.

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Haha yeah, I think Billie asks now whether people can sing :lol:

I don't think we had any bad singers at Wembley, they got about 6 people up on stage though, I think they all stage dived as well.

Being able to sing won't save Billie from this girl!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbxrEG1IW0

(You'll have to turn the screen sideways :teehee: )

I watched that and was like dear GOD! She's obnoxious and yet I'm insanely jealous of her! :ninja:

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Well i'll make sure to do you all proud when I get on stage and not end up being talked about in the dumbass fan thread :lol:

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That video would be here. :)
Oh. My. God. :lol: That video just made my whole life!

Oh and I remember in Dortmund this 14 year old got up and she tried to kiss Billie properly for like... 20 seconds but he always turned his head away so she would kiss his cheek, t'was a little akward. Then she said something to Mike during the song and his face was all :ermm: ,it was so funny to watch. She also started to crie hysterically and wouldn't stop, so yeah, she also failed the stage dive. :lol:

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Oh. My. God. :lol: That video just made my whole life!

Oh and I remember in Dortmund this 14 year old got up and she tried to kiss Billie properly for like... 20 seconds but he always turned his head away so she would kiss his cheek, t'was a little akward. Then she said something to Mike during the song and his face was all :ermm: ,it was so funny to watch. She also started to crie hysterically and wouldn't stop, so yeah, she also failed the stage dive. :lol:

Oh god. :lol: Is there a video of that?

And Jerry, no matter what you do you'll end up here. I'll make sure of it!

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Guys, trust me. You can't hear yourself when you sing so you have to shout/scream most of the time!

I can usually sing the song absolutely fine, but up there.....oh god, it was a whole different story :lol:

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Just trying to find the Dortmund concert on Youtube, do you know what song it was during?

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Haha, that one of the tall girl in Manchester was great, I was there for that. In fairness to her, she really wasn't obnoxious. He jumped on and straddled her, I don't think she was expecting it.

It was hilarious in person - she's a pretty big girl and he seemed so teensy.

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Haha, that one of the tall girl in Manchester was great, I was there for that. In fairness to her, she really wasn't obnoxious. He jumped on and straddled her, I don't think she was expecting it.

It was hilarious in person - she's a pretty big girl and he seemed so teensy.

If that's the one I just posted a couple minutes ago, it looked to me at first like she absolutely wouldn't let go of him, so he decided to make it funny.

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haha nice thread. I love the first video haha

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That video would be here. :)

I can't stop laughing :lol:

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hahaha here in Sweden the once that got up could at least the lyrics :lol:

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