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Speaking of haikus about green day, when Tre had that haiku contest years back, who won his bone shard? What the hell happened to that person. And why haven't I seen said bone shard on Ebay yet?

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Those are cool :)

I like writing poetry, but I'm awful at it.

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That video made me giggle like a little schoolgirl. I fuckin' loved it. XD And I shall participate, because I'm that awesome.

Green Day are like sex

Even when bad they are good

This is a true fact

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Haha made me laugh.

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Ooh! I got another one.

Billie Joe is God

He has replaced the old God

The church told me so

=D

And ...

Tré Cool is insane

No man can eat fifty eggs

These are things he claims

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Those are cool :)

I like writing poetry, but I'm awful at it.

same here

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I'll try one:

Tre' goes loco for

Orange Mocha Frappuccinos

And chocolate cocoa.

Wow, that sucked... :lol:

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Ooh! I got another one.

Billie Joe is God

He has replaced the old God

The church told me so

=D

And ...

Tré Cool is insane

No man can eat fifty eggs

These are things he claims

i dont get it...

what is a haiku?

is it suposed to rhyme?

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i dont get it...

what is a haiku?

is it suposed to rhyme

A Haiku is a Japanese poem consisting of 3 lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7, and the third line has 5. I don't know if it's supposed to rhyme or not.

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anyone remeber that rhapsody contest bout green day, and writing a haiku about dookie? well, this one won me that:

I went to a whore,

dookie said my life's a bore,

well, not anymore

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i dont get it...

what is a haiku?

is it suposed to rhyme?

It's like a short poem. The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables again. No, it doesn't have to rhyme.

Edit: late. :down:

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Speaking of haikus about green day, when Tre had that haiku contest years back, who won his bone shard? What the hell happened to that person. And why haven't I seen said bone shard on Ebay yet?

Wait, what--Tre held a haiku contest and the prize was, I'm guessing, a shard of one of his bones? Please enlighten me.

I knew he was crazy but that's a little over the top even for him...

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Wait, what--Tre held a haiku contest and the prize was, I'm guessing, a shard of one of his bones? Please enlighten me.

I knew he was crazy but that's a little over the top even for him...

it's totally true. he put up an audio about it on the old greenday.com back when they did those, offering a chunk of his knee bone to the winner.

i think this was 02/03

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it's totally true. he put up an audio about it on the old greenday.com back when they did those, offering a chunk of his knee bone to the winner.

:D Only Tre. I'd love to hear that message. There used to be a bunch on YouTube but I think they've all disappeared.

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I keep seeing this thread and reading the title as "Green Day Hiatus" and start freaking out. :dry:

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I keep seeing this thread and reading the title as "Green Day Hiatus" and start freaking out. :dry:

That's what I thought it said as I was quickly reading the title for the first time. My eyes got wide and my jaw almost dropped. :lol:

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You guys need to post more haikus. I'm starting to feel lonely.

Billie used to wear

A leopard g-string on stage

But not anymore

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Billie Mike and Tré

I wish I could see them live

They must hate my state

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I'll make one. :lol:

Green Day is a band

That makes kick ass music and noise

That's why people worship them

Fail. :lol:

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They were quite good. I fail at even attempting poetry, though.

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Christian is pissed off.

He's angry at Gloria,

And self-destructive.

Fail.

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He is a drummer

Who gave is bone to a fan

Yes, Frank is Tre Cool

...

:/

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it's totally true. he put up an audio about it on the old greenday.com back when they did those, offering a chunk of his knee bone to the winner.

i think this was 02/03

That's sick! But it's Tré soooo :whistling:

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I'd like to have a go at a Green Day limerick instead...

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