pouty bitch Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 This is a thread for any rumours you've heard about Green Day - the funnier, the better. (Sorry if there is already a thread for this. I searched, but couldn't find anything.) I've heard some hilarious GD rumours over the years, but my personal favourite has to be that time where somebody tried to tell me that Billie Joe had given birth by C-section. The best part is that she genuinely believed it was true.
jengd Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 Billie Joe Armstrong or is there a female Billie Joe out there? That’s just weird.
TracksAtChristieRoad Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 That Billie Joe is a Vegetarian. he even teases it in cuatro at the Halloween show, "just kidding"
pacejunkie punk Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, TracksAtChristieRoad said: That Billie Joe is a Vegetarian. he even teases it in cuatro at the Halloween show, "just kidding" I think that comes from an old interview where he said he tried it for a while but was losing too much weight and gave it up.
Spike Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 Jason Freese doesn't have knees and Jason White is Billie Joe's real dad.
pouty bitch Posted January 24, 2018 Author Posted January 24, 2018 In regards to the vegetarian thing, he says he's a vegetarian here: So yeah, he probably used to be a vegetarian and that'll be where the rumour comes from.
BilIie Joe Armstrong Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Spike said: Jason Freese doesn't have knees and Jason White is Billie Joe's real dad. Jeff Matika fondles pigeons. 6 hours ago, jengd said: Billie Joe Armstrong or is there a female Billie Joe out there? That’s just weird.
_Mace_ Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Tré Cool is missing a testicle???? Heard that on here and somewhere else, not sure where anymore.
LaughingClock Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 11 hours ago, G-L-O-R-I-A said: In regards to the vegetarian thing, he says he's a vegetarian here: So yeah, he probably used to be a vegetarian and that'll be where the rumour comes from. And that makes it, all together “not a rumor”. Gloria, love and all but that C-section thing sort of weirded me out a little. Didn’t get it. Am I missing something? Not to break it down, but the weird part of that rumor would be....let’s count it down 1) BJA has a baby, himself. 2) He’s a woman? 3) Hes a man having a baby? 4) Who impregnated him? 80? 5) is she a man? Does she have a member? If Billie is a man, and 80 is too, where does he impregnate him? 6) Did he cheat on her and get pregnant with another man? Or was he a woman and was impregnated by another man? 7) In that situation is Addie bi or gay? 8) the method of birth being a c-section is the least interesting part of this “rumor” Unless of course you’re saying Billie was born by c-section which like half of births are making it completely bizarre. So where we at with this? Im sorry if I’m coming of shitty. I’m doing my best to make myself laugh as I just totaled a nearly 50k few month old car and it was 100% my fault and my daughter was in the car and FUCK!
emmericanidiot Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Gloria Killjoy said: Tré Cool is missing a testicle???? Heard that on here and somewhere else, not sure where anymore. If this one isn’t true then my whole life is a lie. I swear there’s at least one interview somewhere (I wanna say Fuse?) where there’s a story about a ‘unicycle accident’. I remember having the audio on my MP3 player back in like 2006 or something.
Spike Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 11 hours ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said: Jeff Matika fondles pigeons. That's not even a rumour.
jengd Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 What, don't tell me at this stage that Tre really two testicles, we've heard for years about the unicycle accident. Not sure which is weirest but Jason having no knees is right up there. Surely (in this dark and murky world we seem to have stumbled into) Billie would have been impregnated by Mike to have this "baby" . I'm off back to the fangirl thread, at least I know what's going on there unlike here! @LaughingClock I feel your pain, hope everyone is ok, remember a car is just a car, if you and your daughter are ok then that's what matters.
BilIie Joe Armstrong Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 2 hours ago, jengd said: Surely (in this dark and murky world we seem to have stumbled into) Billie would have been impregnated by Mike to have this "baby" . And the baby would be Tre
JellyTime Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said: Jeff Matika fondles pigeons. The man of my life
_Mace_ Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 6 hours ago, emmericanidiot said: If this one isn’t true then my whole life is a lie. I swear there’s at least one interview somewhere (I wanna say Fuse?) where there’s a story about a ‘unicycle accident’. I remember having the audio on my MP3 player back in like 2006 or something. Wow. This is more useful to me than anything else I have ever learned.
pouty bitch Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 9 hours ago, LaughingClock said: Gloria, love and all but that C-section thing sort of weirded me out a little. Didn’t get it. Am I missing something? Unless of course you’re saying Billie was born by c-section which like half of births are making it completely bizarre. So where we at with this? No, the girl that said that to me genuinely thought that Billie had been pregnant and given birth by C-section. To put it nicely, she wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. I don't remember all the details 'cause it was a year or two ago now, and I didn't exactly stick around for the full conversation, but I'll try to explain as best I can. She said that she'd heard somewhere that Billie was the first male to be pregnant and successfully give birth. She said he had been impregnated through IVF, but gave no further detail on that, if there was a donor/who the donor was, etc. There was no mention of 80, or the "other parent." There was also no mention of who the child was. The C-section thing isn't really relevant, I just mentioned it because I was thinking about C-sections the other day and that's what reminded me of this "rumour." And no, you're not missing anything. There's not really anything to get. I just found it pretty amusing because she genuinely believed a rumour that was totally ridiculous and quite obviously not true. It made me laugh. Still does. And sorry about your car! I hope you and your daughter are okay.
LaughingClock Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 42 minutes ago, G-L-O-R-I-A said: No, the girl that said that to me genuinely thought that Billie had been pregnant and given birth by C-section. To put it nicely, she wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. I don't remember all the details 'cause it was a year or two ago now, and I didn't exactly stick around for the full conversation, but I'll try to explain as best I can. She said that she'd heard somewhere that Billie was the first male to be pregnant and successfully give birth. She said he had been impregnated through IVF, but gave no further detail on that, if there was a donor/who the donor was, etc. There was no mention of 80, or the "other parent." There was also no mention of who the child was. The C-section thing isn't really relevant, I just mentioned it because I was thinking about C-sections the other day and that's what reminded me of this "rumour." And no, you're not missing anything. There's not really anything to get. I just found it pretty amusing because she genuinely believed a rumour that was totally ridiculous and quite obviously not true. It made me laugh. Still does. And sorry about your car! I hope you and your daughter are okay. I didn’t lay those out for you to answer. was just being silly. Yeah, little sore but it also pretty much sealed the deal on my separation with my wife so I’m hating life at the moment. She was not only not the brightest bulb in the box, she wasn’t even the brightest piece of cardboard protecting the bulbs: Im here trying to forget myself. I think I’m gonna go guzzle a half bottle of NyQuil. Darkness for 10 hours is what I need. Question, it’s mostly girls here, are you all crazy and hide it until we are with you or do you become crazy during the relationship OR am I crazy?
pouty bitch Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, LaughingClock said: I didn’t lay those out for you to answer. was just being silly. Oh sorry. I'm slow at picking up on stuff like that. 8 minutes ago, LaughingClock said: Yeah, little sore but it also pretty much sealed the deal on my separation with my wife so I’m hating life at the moment. Sorry to hear that! I hope you start feeling better soon.
BilIie Joe Armstrong Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, LaughingClock said: Im here trying to forget myself. I think I’m gonna go guzzle a half bottle of NyQuil. Darkness for 10 hours is what I need. Question, it’s mostly girls here, are you all crazy and hide it until we are with you or do you become crazy during the relationship OR am I crazy? Careful with that, please. Could say the same about guys
_Mace_ Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, LaughingClock said: Question, it’s mostly girls here, are you all crazy and hide it until we are with you or do you become crazy during the relationship OR am I crazy? Eh, I'm just going off of middle school relationships, but seeing my friends dating has shown me that if you've known each other from the age of 9, had every fight imaginable, had every conversation imaginable, and then start dating; you already know about the crazy, but you do not anticipate the awkward. Saw 2 of my friends destroy their 5 year friendship because they started dating. It was very awkward between them, and even when they mutually broke up on very good terms they couldn't fix their friendship. It's not about crazy, it's about tolerance and compatibility for the crazy. Even if you don't know someone super well and it takes a bit to see the crazy, it really just boils down to tolerance and compatibility. Some people just don't work, and that's ok.
LaughingClock Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, Billie Joe Armstrong said: Careful with that, please. Could say the same about guys No! Guys want three things, in this order: 1) Peace 2) Sleep 3) Sex Put sex at number 1 until about 25-30. Women are wonderful complex creatures who are definitely wired differently. Probably are the superior sex but Trump is also smarter than a cute puppy. 27 minutes ago, Gloria Killjoy said: Eh, I'm just going off of middle school relationships, but seeing my friends dating has shown me that if you've known each other from the age of 9, had every fight imaginable, had every conversation imaginable, and then start dating; you already know about the crazy, but you do not anticipate the awkward. Saw 2 of my friends destroy their 5 year friendship because they started dating. It was very awkward between them, and even when they mutually broke up on very good terms they couldn't fix their friendship. It's not about crazy, it's about tolerance and compatibility for the crazy. Even if you don't know someone super well and it takes a bit to see the crazy, it really just boils down to tolerance and compatibility. Some people just don't work, and that's ok. I was ready to write “you don’t know anything yet” and to an extent that’s true but when I read your post I honestly thought “Jesus, this girl is wise beyond your years”. To my boys out there, just don’t get married. It’s an outdated bullshit institution and anyone that says they’ve been happily married for 30 years is lying. Maybe some exceptions but it’s a HORRIBLE finanicial decision and unless your religious or something it serves almost no benefit. Even the things you get like last visitation and inheritances are covered in most countries by common law marriages without all the BS. ugh, just angry. Pay no attention. Look away.
DeJennsitized Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, LaughingClock said: No! Guys want three things, in this order: 1) Peace 2) Sleep 3) Sex Put sex at number 1 until about 25-30. Women are wonderful complex creatures who are definitely wired differently. Probably are the superior sex but Trump is also smarter than a cute puppy. Dude have you ever read your own posts?
Spike Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 I hope things look up for you soon @LaughingClock. This is becoming not silly or funny at all
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