MarriedtoMikeDirnt Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Phallic mushrooms? Spoiler Hehe, dick and balls. The mushroom shed it's foreskin. These guys can grow up to six inches. Maybe calling Billie's dick a mushroom is a compliment. Lmfao, seems to me like God has a good sense of humor. 1 Quote
BilIie Joe Armstrong Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, BillieMyLove said: Yes, I know what you mean, and I know some people who do it. One of them was my physics prof, and last year he nearly died after he mistook a poisonous mushroom for an edible one, and he is an expert who has done this for many years. I think I will just appreciate the cuteness of mushrooms from a safe distance LOL. Oh wow, I wonder what it was. Where I live there's most likely more people who eat wild mushrooms than those who don't, with relatively few accidents, but I suppose the fact that most ppl go for a few fairly foolproof species plays a role. Mushrooms are pretty freaky. There's a shroom that was considered edible until recently when someone discovered that it's been killing people. Quote
Guest Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Beerjeezus said: Oh wow, I wonder what it was. Where I live there's most likely more people who eat wild mushrooms than those who don't, with relatively few accidents, but I suppose the fact that most ppl go for a few fairly foolproof species plays a role. Mushrooms are pretty freaky. There's a shroom that was considered edible until recently when someone discovered that it's been killing people. Yeah, it is probably different in Europe than in the U.S. You have to be really careful here. There are lots of impostors. Quote
Yosuke Hanamura Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Ah, seems like I peeked in during horny time. 3 Quote
MarriedtoMikeDirnt Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Yosuke Hanamura said: Ah, seems like I peeked in during horny time. Horny time? We're talking about mushrooms, but if mushrooms turn you on... Quote
Yosuke Hanamura Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said: Horny time? We're talking about mushrooms, but if mushrooms turn you on... Mushrooms and dicks. Also why would I be turned on by that Quote
MarriedtoMikeDirnt Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Yosuke Hanamura said: Mushrooms and dicks. 🤫 Quote
jengd Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 55 minutes ago, Yosuke Hanamura said: Ah, seems like I peeked in during horny time. As opposed to....? 😂😂 4 Quote
Popular Post The Grohl Posted January 4, 2021 Popular Post Posted January 4, 2021 56 minutes ago, Yosuke Hanamura said: Ah, seems like I peeked in during horny time. I wasn't even responsible this time. Aren't you proud? 5 Quote
Yosuke Hanamura Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, jengd said: As opposed to....? 😂😂 3 minutes ago, The Grohl said: I wasn't even responsible this time. Aren't you proud? 4 Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 2 hours ago, The Grohl said: I wasn't even responsible this time. Aren't you proud? I'm definitely proud of you LOL. Can't blame me either this time. Mostly I have been talking about my philosophy on reality shows and the dangers of eating wild mushrooms LOL. To get back on subject though, look what else I found LOL. https://men.wikifeet.com/Mike_Dirnt#&gid=1&pid=5281857 Alas, I could not find any results for Tre, which is quite sad. Quote
The Grohl Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 17 minutes ago, BillieMyLove said: I'm definitely proud of you LOL. Can't blame me either this time. Mostly I have been talking about my philosophy on reality shows and the dangers of eating wild mushrooms LOL. To get back on subject though, look what else I found LOL. https://men.wikifeet.com/Mike_Dirnt#&gid=1&pid=5281857 Alas, I could not find any results for Tre, which is quite sad. Don't worry. I'm pretty sure I'll be a bad influence pretty soon. All it takes is a picture or mention of Kevin and then it's off to the races. 1 Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 26 minutes ago, The Grohl said: Don't worry. I'm pretty sure I'll be a bad influence pretty soon. All it takes is a picture or mention of Kevin and then it's off to the races. You just made me try to find Kevin on the damn feet site but he isn't on it. I don't even know why I am doing this; I am not even into this LOL. But after I found Billie I just fell down a rabbit hole. Quote
MarriedtoMikeDirnt Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Grohl said: Don't worry. I'm pretty sure I'll be a bad influence pretty soon. All it takes is a picture or mention of Kevin and then it's off to the races. 1 1 Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said: Is Kevin trying to play the guitar with his teeth? 🤣 Quote
The Grohl Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said: I have never been so envious of a freaking guitar. I need a cold shower 3 Quote
MarriedtoMikeDirnt Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, The Grohl said: I have never been so envious of a freaking guitar. I need a cold shower I feel ya 🤤 23 minutes ago, BillieMyLove said: Is Kevin trying to play the guitar with his teeth? 🤣 Looks like it, but idk for sure. I do know that it's hot and I like it a lot. I wouldn't mind if Kevin wanted to do that again so we can get a definite answer. I need a cold shower, too. Quote
Hungry Hungry Supermodels Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 Hermione: *mentions dick* Everyone else: D I C K (and mushrooms, but more as an excuse to talk about dick) My goodness, this thread has @MarriedtoMikeDirnt making songs about dick. That was fucking hilarious btw. Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. Quote
Popular Post Montclare Posted January 5, 2021 Popular Post Posted January 5, 2021 34 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said: I wouldn't mind if Kevin wanted to do that again so we can get a definite answer. Okay. 4 1 1 Quote
Yosuke Hanamura Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said: Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. We warned ya. 1 Quote
Squashie Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 37 minutes ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said: Hermione: *mentions dick* Everyone else: D I C K (and mushrooms, but more as an excuse to talk about dick) My goodness, this thread has @MarriedtoMikeDirnt making songs about dick. That was fucking hilarious btw. Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. Welcome to our weird, crazy, thirsty corner of the interwebz! 😂🤪😬 🍄 1 Quote
Popular Post The Grohl Posted January 5, 2021 Popular Post Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Montclare said: Okay. See this is what I mean. Kevin is a bad boy! He's a sneaky type that's like oh look at me. I'm just innocent and cute and then BAM. He's making out with Billie. Or getting REAL touchy with him making the fangirls go wild. We're on to you Kevin. And you better not cut out that behavior mister!! He's on notice. 6 Quote
MarriedtoMikeDirnt Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said: Hermione: *mentions dick* Everyone else: D I C K (and mushrooms, but more as an excuse to talk about dick) My goodness, this thread has @MarriedtoMikeDirnt making songs about dick. That was fucking hilarious btw. Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. Hehe, you said dick. Honestly, I'm surprised we got as far as we did. (I'm surprised we got away with mentioning Billie's dick at all). I think that's as far as we can go with the dick convo, so you've seen the craziest this thread has to offer. Everything else is gonna seem pretty tame from here. Spoiler Even when I say that Mike is the sexiest motherfucker on the face of the Earth and he can [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED] and I'd [REDACTED] him. (I'd be more surprised if that doesn't get me a warning). Quote
Popular Post Hermione Posted January 5, 2021 Popular Post Posted January 5, 2021 Hey it's Billie who like to show his dick and Tre who compared it to a mushroom 🤷♀️. I'm not taking the blame 6 Quote
Guest Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 13 hours ago, Hermione said: Hey it's Billie who like to show his dick and Tre who compared it to a mushroom 🤷♀️. I'm not taking the blame Technically we can't blame you anyway because @Montclare first mentioned dick LOL. Quote
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