greendayisbae Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 Did anyone else notice that you could totally use American Idiot as a pickup line because of St.Jimmy and Whatsername. You could be like "You must be St.Jimmy I'm Whatsername. Wanna get together sometime?" It's not the best but it works.That was the worst pick up line ever.
Spike Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 In my experience the most effective one is "baby baby it's fuck time."
Jack [DF] Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 I'll have a go at it: Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll shank your armatage.
21guns&novacaine Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 Are you Good Riddance? Because you could be the Time of my Life. I'm sorry, it's terrible. I'll let myself out.
youngreendayvet Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 Are you Gloria? My name's Christian and I have an inferno in my pants.
Christian's Inferno! Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 I can't wait til @tresexy101 finds this thread
End Of The World Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 I wanna hold you like a gun, I'll shoot my moon into your sun.
mini_blau Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 "I will give you a night you will never forget. Oh, my name is Jimmy, don't you wear it out" A lot of fun lines above. I'll better save up some of your lines as preparation for this weekend's shows that I will attend
Hero_Of_The_Hour Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 "I hope there's more in your pants than a bus route?" Then there's the direct approach... "Hey! I wanna get inside of you!" Oh and who can forget "I love your BMexcellent tits!!" There's hopeful hinting that skirts around the edges of cruising "Meet me at the bathroom stall" There's the creepy approach which works well if you are an older man who is also a creep "Do you wanna play a game of twister like a dirty old man with a babysitter?" Note. Most of these should come with a warning
SamJam98 Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 14 hours ago, Spike said: In my experience the most effective one is "baby baby it's fuck time." I always wondered how you got the highest rep
Dakke Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 'You wanna explore my vocal cord?' 'This place is a circus and I know you'll be my clown' 'I wanna choke you 'til you're blue in the face' My name is Billie and I'm cuming out'
FallingFromTheStars Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
RedundantIdiot Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 When I saw the title of this thread the 1st thing I thought of was this interview:
MaraGreenDay Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 "Oh love, won't you rain on me tonight?" "I'm not the hurting kind" "I'm out of control, well baby when I see your pretty face" "I think I want to rub you in the wrong way"
M0n3y Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 "When masturbation lost its fun, you're fucking lonely"
Spike Posted January 24, 2017 Posted January 24, 2017 2 hours ago, SamJam98 said: I always wondered how you got the highest rep Far too many posts, mainly
Hermione Posted January 25, 2017 Posted January 25, 2017 On 1/24/2017 at 4:46 AM, Jack [DF] said: I'll have a go at it: Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll shank your armatage. The toilet reference might be slightly off putting. On 1/24/2017 at 1:11 PM, Hero_Of_The_Hour said: "I hope there's more in your pants than a bus route?" Then there's the direct approach... "Hey! I wanna get inside of you!" Oh and who can forget "I love your BMexcellent tits!!" There's hopeful hinting that skirts around the edges of cruising "Meet me at the bathroom stall" There's the creepy approach which works well if you are an older man who is also a creep "Do you wanna play a game of twister like a dirty old man with a babysitter?" Note. Most of these should come with a warning I like how with Uno Dos Tre you can just use direct quotes lol, no need to come up with a line.
End Of The World Posted January 25, 2017 Posted January 25, 2017 My shallow _____'s the only thing that's beating.
M0n3y Posted January 25, 2017 Posted January 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, End Of The World said: My shallow _____'s the only thing that's beating. If you want to talk about it...
tresexy101 Posted January 25, 2017 Posted January 25, 2017 "Ha Ha You're Dead, and I'm so happy" then I put on my condom and thrust away while saying "In loving memory, of your demise". Oh, side note, I killed the broad cuz I'm a necrophiliac. Did I take this too far cuz I can be sweet too.
youngreendayvet Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 "My wallet's fat, and so is my head... If you know what I mean ."
bjafan129 Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 Lets do it At the Library and make some Sweet Children
tresexy101 Posted January 26, 2017 Posted January 26, 2017 On 1/24/2017 at 7:25 AM, MysticManiac said: I can't wait til @tresexy101 finds this thread Oh, hey, thanks for the pressure of writing a funny post. You got a big heart cuz so many people liked your post and wanted to see what I would type. I just fucked up by typing a post about fucking dead chicks. I don't want to be a troll, grrrr, let seagull be that person. Put all the pressure on that guy or girl. Grrrr, yes, I actually growl, I'll try to be the funny guy that brightens everyone's day. Till then, sorry 'bout corpses.
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